IF I had the misfortune of living next door to Mr W D Leman (Letters, September 22) he would feel the full force of buckshot from my old Enfield rifle (metaphorically speaking of course!) in his behind.

The man is a positive menace with the views he holds.

A garden full of foxes, rodents (for that's all squirrels are) and damn birds which, in turn, attract the neighbourhood cats and dogs, is enough to make a man call the borough's cleansing department.

Parliament should pass a law forbidding the Mr Lemans of this world from having gardens!

Perhaps having a job in the zoo cleaning out the monkey cages might cure them of their blind love.

H A Windass
Old Bexley