It kicks off with a fairground-style flourish on September 11 when Darren Day and Sam Kane come riding into town in a top-quality production of Carousel.

This classic Rodgers and Hammerstein musical has been rejuvenated for the 21st century with a young energetic cast. According to one critic, "It's sad, it's funny, it's tragic -- a rollercoaster ride of emotions guaranteed."

Meanwhile, music lovers don't get left out with Magic, Rumours of Fleetwood Mac, Barbara Dickson and Elkie Brooks -- all performing for one-night specials in October or November.

David Essex, always a certainty to make many weak in the knees, makes time for two appearances this October on his 53-date UK tour.

Shane Ritchie embarks on his extensive debut concert tour. Look out as the boy gets funky with his own band, special guest singers and hilarious sidekick Steve Serlin, on October 3.

Variety is provided by Des O'Connor (September 23), Mike Osman (October 6), and cast members from the longest-running radio series, The Archers (October 12).

Meanwhile, Ceri Dupree brings his one-man, 31-woman show to the theatre on October 5, promising glamour, glitter and laughter all the way.

And following the success of last year's ice extravaganza, the Russian Ice Stars are back performing The Phantom of the Opera on Ice from November 2 to 11.

Although Andrew Lloyd Webber has not penned the music, Roberto Danova's score has in fact been described as "supremely superior"!

For ticket details on these or other shows at The Orchard, in Dartford, call 01322 220000.