April 5, 2001 17:28: STANDING OVATION COMEDY CLUB. City Limits, The Colonnades, Purley Way, Purley. Every Wednesday night. Tel: 01245 381 300.

JONGLEURS: 49 Lavender Gardens, SW11. Friday 8.45pm, Saturday 7.15pm and 11.15pm. Friday, £14, £11. Saturday £12, £9. Tel: 020 7564 2500

THE BRIXTON COMEDY CLUB: The Hobgoblin, 95 Effra Road. MC Ivor Dembina, Ed Byrne, Steve Bowditch, Windsor. Sunday, April 8. Tel: 020 7633 9539.

BIG MOUTH COMEDY CLUB: Base Theatre, 59 Bethwin Road, Camberwell. Sunday, 7pm. Tel: 020 7708 1537.

AZTEC COMEDY CABARET CLUB: Above Borderland Restaurant, 47-49 Westow Street, Upper Norwood. Every Fri-day and Sunday, doors open 8pm. Tel: 020 8771 0885.

EAST DULWICH TAVERN: 1 Lordship Lane, East Dulwich. MC Julia Morris, Jimmy Carr, Dan Anolpolski, Steve Bowditch and Jasper Holmes. Saturday, April 7. Tel: 020 8299 4138.

HALF MOON COMEDY CLUB: Half Moon Pub, Half Moon Lane, Herne Hill, SE24. Tel:020 7274 2733.

ST BARTHOLOMEW'S CHURCH: Westwood Hill, Sydenham: Soloists of the Orchestra of St Bartholomew, conducted by Robert Trory. Sunday, April 1. Tel: 020 8690 0002.