FRIDAY

Arch, 635 Lendal Terrace, Clapham. 020 77207343

Audible Pizza a diverse mix of old and new funky beats. DJs Alan Funci Frances, Alex Potter and Soul Unique. Entrance free.

Chicago Rocks, 78 High Street, Sutton. 020 8643 2606

Party hits from the last few decades. 5pm-2am. Free before 9pm, £4 after.

Clapham Grand, 21-25 St John's Hill, Battersea.

Beach Party dance through the decades with summer vibe hits. 9.30pm to 3am. Free before 11pm, £10 after.

The Fez Club, 200B Upper Richmond Road, Putney. 020 8780 0123.

Flaunt - a funky night of 70s, 80s and 90s grooves with a mixture of London's finest DJs and resident percussionist Russ Tarley Jr. £6 before 11pm, £8 after, ladies half-price before 11pm. Dress urban smart.

The Joshua Tree, Bridge Road, East Molesey 020 8941 7781

Party Bar with dancing and late licence. Over 21s only, free before 9pm.

Legends Rock Bar, 10-12 Cheam Road, Sutton. 020 8642 3133.

Dance Night Classic, with discounts on drinks three bottles for £5.9pm to 2am. £4 9-10pm (£1 with flyer), £5 10-12pm, £6 after. Strictly over 21s.

McCluskey's, Bishop Hall, Riverside Walk, Kingston. 020 8541 1515

Top Totty ladies free before 9pm with flyer. Doors close 2am. £3 for men between 8-9 pm increasing by £1 each hour.

Po Na Na, 82 The Broadway, Wimbledon. 020 8600 2315.

Disco, played to the max. Doors are open from 10pm to 3am.

The Venue, Hampton Court Road, Hampton Court 020 8943 3111. Over 21s only and photographic ID required, smart casual dress. Free before 9pm, then £3.

The Works, 1 St James Road, Kingston. 020 8541 4411.

Platinum (over 19s). House and garage in the main room, 70s, 80s and 90s party music in the elite room. 9pm to 3pm. £5 before 10.30pm, £7 after.

The Zen Lounge, King Street Parade, Cross Deep, Twickenham. 020 8893 3240.

Opens at 4pm daily. Late licence until 1am on weekdays and 2am at weekends. Student discounts.

Zoots, Throwley Road, Sutton. 020 8770 0600.

Double Vodka Special at £1 per double shot. Commercial garage. 9pm to 2pm. £3 before 11pm, £5 after.

SATURDAY

Arch (see Friday)

Hot n' Spicy mix of tunes to tantalise ear drums, mixed by DJ Swifty. Doors close at 11pm. Free.

Chicago Rocks (see Friday)

Party hits from the last few decades. Open all day till 2am. Free before 9pm, £3 9-10pm, £4 after.

The Bedford, 77 Bedford Hill, Balham. 020 8682 8940.

Monkeyfunk. Long running club night, after the Banana Cabaret comedy. Hugo, Memphis and the Reverend serve up funk, soul, jazz and hiphop in the ballroom, while DJ Dale plays disco and party classics in the Theatre. 11pm-2am, £3.

Clapham Grand (see Friday)

Dr Glitz's Fabulous Flirtations the ultimate 70s disco hits with the Heart FM DJ. 9.30pm to 3pm. £10 before 10om, £12 after.

The Fez Club (see Friday)

Across the board sounds from resident DJs and special guests. £6 before 11pm, £8 after. Dress urban smart.

The Joshua Tree (see Friday)

Party Bar with dancing and late licence. Over 21s only, free before 9pm.

Legends Rock Bar (see Friday)

Buy one, get one free between 9pm to midnight while listening to cheesy classics. Strictly over 21s. £4 9-10pm, £5 10-12, £6 after.

McCluskey's (see Friday)

Party Nite to the sounds of the 70s, 80s, 90s and today. £3 8-9pm increasing by £1 each hour. Doors close 2am.

Po Na Na (see Friday)

Schooldisco.com go back to your school days and dress up in school uniform to dance to old disco hits.10pm to 3pm. £12

The Venue, Hampton Court (see Friday).

Club night for over 21s, with a wide selection of music including house, garage, swing, soul and R n' B. 8pm-2am, £3 after 9pm, smart casual dress. Photo ID required.

The Works (see Friday)

Indulgence (over 20s) house and garage in the main room, 70s, 80s and 90s party music in the Elite room. 9pm to 3a, £6 before 10.30pm, £7 after.

Zoots (see Friday)

Free entry and drink with flyer from local pubs.9pm to 2am. Free with flyer, otherwise £3 before 11pm.

SUNDAY

Arch (see Friday)

Yesteryear (The Sounds of Things to Come) DJs on rotation all night. Football matches on Sky Sports on the "largest screen in Clapham". Doors close 10.30pm. Free

Chicago Rocks (see Friday)

Drinks £1.50 all night, excluding cocktails, bottles of wine and champagne. 7-12.30 Free.

The Works (See Friday)

Twice As Nice garage night 9pm to 2pm.

MONDAY

Chicago Rocks (see Friday)

Drinks £1.50 all night, excluding cocktails, bottles of wine and champagne. Up-2-Date chart music. 5pm-1am. Free.

McCluskey's (see Friday)

All White on the Night. Free entry if you're wearing white. Selected drinks discounted for students. Doors close at 2am.

The Works (see Friday).

Gravity/Backstage. House, garage and R&B in the main room, handbag, indie and cheese in the Elite room. Selected draught beers and mainline spirits priced at £1.50 all night. 9pm to 2am. £2 before 10.30pm, £4 after.With network tickets £1 before 10.30pm, £3 after.

TUESDAY

Chicago Rocks (See Friday)

Karaoke take the mike and make your own music. Selected drinks priced at £1.50 plus buy one meal, get another free. 5pm-1am. Free.

McCluskey's (See Friday)

Karaoke competition open to all. Cocktails half-price all night, selected jugs £6. Close at 2am. £3 all night

Zoots (see Friday)

£1 per drink all night. House music.

WEDNESDAY

Chicago Rocks (see Friday)

Buy one, get one free, excluding cocktails, bottles of wine and champagne. 70s and 80s. 5pm-1am. Free before 10pm, £2 10-11pm, £3 after.

The Fez Club (see Friday)

Zest student party night hosted by Lord Rossinton and Sir Kirtley-Wright. £3 NUS/£4. No football/vests or sports gear.

The Joshua Tree (see Friday)

Karaoke 8pm. Over 21s only, free before 9pm.

McCluskey's (see Friday)

Student night again, with lagers starting at £1 a pint, bottles at £1.20 and spirits at £1.30. Doors close 2am. £3 all night

The Works (see Friday)

Foreplay (Student Night). Selected draught beers and mainline spirits £1.40 all night. 9pm to 2am. £2 before 10.30pm, £4 after. With network tickets £1 before 10.30 and £3 after

THURSDAY

Arch (see Friday)

Funk n'hustle, with DJs Fizz B and Danny spinning old skool classics. Doors close at 11pm, free.

Chicago Rocks (see Friday)

2-4-1 cocktails. Choose from a Sea Breeze or a Harvey Wallbanger and buy one cocktail and get another free. Doors close 1am. Free before 9pm £2 9-10pm, £3 10-11pm, £4 after.

Clapham Grand (see Friday)

Up The Funkin' Junction, a mix of commercial house, 70s disco and funk classics. 9.30pm to 3am.Free before 10.30, £5 after.

The Fez Club (see Friday)

Catch the Beat night of funk, hip-hop and r'n'b with the Runaways providing the funky flavas. £3/£4. Dress funky threads.

Legends Rock Bar (see Friday)

Party night, with drinks £1.50 all night. £3 before 10pm, £4 after.

McCluskey's (See Friday)

Double Your Money choose the price you pay to enter and receive the same amount in drinks vouchers. Amounts must be above £3 and below £10. Valid only before 11pm. Doors close 2am.

Po Na Na (see Friday)

End of Summer Party with classic summer sounds, in aid of the Prince's Trust. Doors open from 9.30pm to 3am. £10 in advance, £15 at the door.

The Works (see Friday)

Casino (over 21s). Two rooms of music. Mainline spirits and selected draught beer £1.50 all night. Doors open 9pm to 2am. £2 before 10pm, £4 after.

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