A MOTORIST caught short was assaulted and robbed of his car keys as he relieved himself in a wood.

The 47-year-old victim parked his car in Swan Lane, Dartford, on January 13, and disappeared into Dartford Heath to answer nature's call between 11am and 11.35am.

Two men, both described as white, aged 19 to 24, around 6ft and wearing dark grey tracksuits, approached the victim and demanded his car keys.

The two offenders pushed the man to the ground, took his keys and ran off but did not steal the car.

The victim suffered cuts and bruising in the assault on Dartford Heath a meeting place for homosexuals.

Call police on 01322 283111 with information.