Those of you with long beards and longer memories (and that's just the women) may recall yours truly from my previous incarnation as a News Shopper Blogger. Well I'm back. I shall be giving praise where it's due ( Don't hold your breath!) and slapping the odd wet herring pre-kipperisation into the collective faces of all and sundry who will be mostly made up of our large, faceless corporate entities( and that you can bet on! ).

Trust me when I say that BT will be shortly receiving the sharp end of one of my 'unbiased' assessment inserted forcibly into it's fundament, then given a sharp twist for good measure.

As for where else my brickbats shall fly? - who can tell? It's a case of wait and see.

So, like when Arnold Schwarzenegger replied when he was asked which classical composer he would play in an upcoming film..... "I'll be Bach".

And that's the way it'll be going.

Naq.