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  • The Journey To Lord Mo's

    About three weeks ago my long-lost brother, Lord Mordechai Maurice Piggott, telephoned Lady P. and Your Lord out of the blue and invited us up to Cumbria for the weekend. Lord Mo has been missing for a number of years, so my wife and I decided

  • Demanding Money with Menaces ?

    September and October were fairly busy months in Chez Naq. Firstly I got married to the lady who is now my wife; secondly she was fairly immediately taken into hospital for some nasty (yet planned) surgery and thirdly my best mate, who was also my

  • Christmas gifts: Ideas for teen girls

    Funky and quirky are the two words that spring to mind when buying pressies for a teen girl. But there's only one problem ... what falls into that category for the the young lady you're buying for? You need to be nosey or get a parent or sibling

  • Christmas gifts: Sustainable giving

    Bet you wouldn't mind a pound for every time someone says within your earshot this festive season: Christmas is too commercialised nowadays. If you agree with that sentiment it's worth thinking about how that can be addressed, possibly by cutting

  • Christmas gifts: A guide to sparkling jewellery

    It's highly likely that you'll be either receiving or giving jewellery as a gift at Christmas. Necklaces, earrings, rings, bracelets, lockets, chokers - all manner of items are already glistening away in shop windows and under glass cabinets, vying

  • Christmas gifts: Show some knicker nouse

    A recent survey showed that 80 per cent of men never buy their own undies - they get their wife or girlfriend to do it for them. So is it any wonder that they struggle when it comes to buying gift lingerie for their loved ones? Still, plenty

  • Christmas gifts: Simple ideas often the best

    CHRISTMAS is coming, but many people will be worrying about the cost of it all. Gift buying can be very expensive or fairly economical - it's what you make it. But don't forget that the most expensive gifts are not always those most appreciated

  • Christmas gifts: The panic pressie guide for hopeless blokes

    WHAT's the worst kind of Christmas present? One you have to buy yourself - and as many women will sadly testify, that's exactly what they have to do every year. Somehow, just being handed cash to do your own shopping doesn't quite capture the spirit

  • Hail Fellows & well met. The Naqs Rants have returned

    Those of you with long beards and longer memories (and that's just the women) may recall yours truly from my previous incarnation as a News Shopper Blogger. Well I'm back. I shall be giving praise where it's due ( Don't hold your breath!) and slapping

  • MUSIC REVIEW: Jem: I Want You To ***

    WELSH singer-songwriter Jem was touted as the next best thing since rarebit just a couple of years ago but has disappeared into thin air since. Perhaps she was busy hiking in the Andes or hacking her way through the Amazon jungle in search

  • LONDON: Bawdy fun at adult panto Sinderfella

    BROMLEY actor Simon Gross will star in the saucy panto for adults Sinderfella. A modern twist on the classic fairytale Cinderella, the show at the West End's Leicester Square Theatre is a bawdy mix of fabulous cross-dressing near-knuckle comedy, lots

  • GREENWICH: TV star to drop in for eco-homes talk

    A TELEVISION star will be giving residents tips on how to slash carbon emissions and fuel bills at home. Eco-homes expert Donnachadh McCarthy, who presents BBC2's It’s Not Easy Being Green will be giving a talk at Mycenae House in Mycenae Road, Blackheath

  • BROMLEY: The Wizard of Oz blows into The Churchill next week

    FOLLOW the yellow brick road down to The Churchill next week as the West Wickham Operatic Society puts on a lavish production of The Wizard of Oz. With music and lyrics from the MGM classic film, which celebrates its 70th anniversary this year, you

  • Every person is valuable

    Well done to the men and women outside Morrisons recently, selling poppies while wearing wartime costumes and playing music from that era. It created a wonderful atmosphere, helping us to consider what our old people had to face during the war, the courage

  • VIDEO - Footprints of World War Two in Beckenham and Penge

    LOCAL historian Gordon Dennington visits some of the places in Beckenham and Penge where significant incidents took place during the war. As Mr Dennington points out, a decade ago, relics and scars of World War Two would have been much more

  • Price at the double to sink AFC Wimbledon

    KENNY Jackett was pleased to see his Millwall side overcome a potentially difficult FA Cup first round tie against south London rivals AFC Wimbledon with a 4-1 win at The Den last night. New world heavyweight world champion and Lions fan

  • COMPETITION: Win tickets to MasterChef Live show

    Win a pair of tickets to MasterChef Live, a BBC Good Food show production, courtesy of NS&I. MasterChef Live, previously known as the BBC Good Food Show London, is a must-visit event for all food lovers. With 100s of fantastic exhibitors

  • INTERVIEW: Eastenders star Letitia Dean gets set for panto

    LETITIA Dean is looking forward to getting booed again this Christmas when she heads the star-studded pantomime cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs at Fairfield Halls. The former EastEnders actress, who played Sharon for 14 years across

  • GREENWICH: Labour's £26.8m 'hidden' cuts proposals leaked

    PROPOSALS to make £26.8m worth of cuts across council services have been revealed in a leaked Labour document. The confidential document, which would cover the period after the next election, discusses restricting access to social care, cutting

  • NORTH KENT: Top cop coming to Gravesend

    NORTH Kent’s top cop is coming to Gravesend town centre to speak to members of the public about any policing concerns they have. Area commander Chief Superintendent Paul Brandon will be joined by Chief Inspector Philip Painter, who is in charge

  • VIGO: Bins installed to tackle dog fouling

    FAMILIES in Vigo have been kicking up a stink about dog fouling in their village. Bins have now been installed at the junction of Commority Road and Erskine Road, after police and Gravesham Council received complaints from residents.