Letter to the editor: What on earth was that crazy woman talking about on the Bexley front page last week? (Mars A Tax!, News Shopper, March 20).

Aliens, orgasms and Arsene Wenger?

She has clearly lost the plot but I must say it was nice to see some nice light-hearted news in the Bexley edition after a depressing few weeks of murders, beheadings and assaults.

Well done News Shopper for balancing things out with something which made me smile – even if I didn’t believe a word of it!

Barbara Nolan, address supplied