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           <title>VIDEO: Bromley comic takes on Castle Cafe breakfast foe for Samaritans</title>
           
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  SAUSAGES tell the story of what happened when comedian Tibs Holland went the distance with the biggest foe of his life.
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           <title>Bromley comic to demolish Castle Cafe breakfast for Samaritans</title>
           
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           <title>Pictures: 42-inch daffodil found in Chislehurst - send your photos of strange plants</title>
           
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           <title>Goldsmiths University researchers probe link between faces and baseball</title>
           
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  IT HAS been revealed that a vehicle abandoned in the middle of a Petts Wood road this week was simply left there, half on the road, half on the pavement.
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  WHEN News Shopper’s Joe Turley took on the Firestarter Hot Wing Challenge at Big Al’s diner in Petts Wood, he may have seemed more of a mad man than an ad man.
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           <title>Lewisham Hospital role-playing wizards take on Jeremy Hunt</title>
           
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  THEY'VE defeated pirates, dragons and hordes of the undead, but now one of London's largest roleplaying clubs is facing its biggest foe yet - evil axe-wielding Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt.
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           <title>Video: More sightings of the 'Northern Lights' in Orpington - did you see it?</title>
           
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  A PHENOMENON ‘like the Northern Lights’ has been seen in Orpington.
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           <title>Opera singing bus driver in Bromley praised for hitting the high notes</title>
           
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  A MYSTERY musical bus driver has been praised today in a national newspaper for singing opera between Bromley and Biggin Hill.
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           <title>Dog sparks fire in Gravesend</title>
           
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           <title>Look-a-like: Jeremy Hunt and Bexley police chief - separated at birth?</title>
           
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  HAS anyone else noticed the similarity between Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt and the new police borough commander for Bexley?
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           <title>Has Robert Pattinson been door-stepping in Bromley?</title>
           
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           <title>Video: Greenwich traders' pancake race around Old Royal Naval College</title>
           
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  GREENWICH businesses had stacks of fun yesterday with a pancake race around the Old Royal Naval College.
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           <title>Video: Greenwich seal plays with dog by the Thames</title>
           
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           <title>Overheard in...Crayford: More of the funny things people say</title>
           
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  A PLUMSTEAD mum was only expecting a walk down the supermarket aisle when giant billboards lit up with a marriage proposal in Charlton’s Asda car park.
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           <title>Lost dog survives night on Grove Park to Hither Green train tracks</title>
           
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  A FAMILY walking along the Thames were astonished to spot a seal in the water this week.
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           <title>Overheard in...Crayford: The funny things people say</title>
           
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  PEOPLE say the funniest things - and it only takes a quick stroll around the streets of Crayford to overhear some bizarre snippets of conversations.
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           <title>Woman hospitalised after pet dog sparks Dartford house fire</title>
           
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  A BLAZE at a Dartford home which left a woman hospitalised is thought to have been started by the family dog.
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  THE torrential rain over the festive period did not spell the end for every outdoor sport across Bexley.
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  WALKERS in Shooters Hill might have wondered if they were barking mad on seeing a pack of dogs roaming around in festive fancy dress on Sunday.
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  BECKENHAM shop owners have stripped off to raise awareness of Prostate Cancer.
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  THE number of weddings has soared today on the last date this century where the day, month and year match.
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           <title>Mecca Catford's extreme bingo game 60 feet up a tree</title>
           
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