Mystery man living in Blackheath hole

A mystery man has lived in a Blackheath hole for four years A mystery man has lived in a Blackheath hole for four years

CONCERN surrounds the welfare of a mystery Middle Eastern man who has lived in a hole on Blackheath for nearly four years.

People say the elderly man lives in his makeshift, carefully camouflaged home all year long while car drivers, dog-walkers, kite flyers and the heath's famous crows carry on obliviously around him.

But with the arrival of the Olympics at nearby Greenwich Park, a live Games site planned for the heath and the proposed arrival of surface-to-air missiles nearby, there are worries he may soon have to be forcibly turfed out of his hole.

Ward councillor Cllr Chris Maines said it was high time the council found him some proper accommodation, saying the fact he had been left there for years on end was "unacceptable".

He said: "The world's press will be descending on the area to cover the Olympic Games.

"People living rough in a bivouac is a poor reflection on Lewisham's homeless policies.

"I am determined this man is treated sympathetically rather seen as a short-term inconvenience."

Though he has been based there for some time, the mystery hole-dweller, who Cllr Maines says is Iranian, is rarely seen in daylight hours.

But residents say the man lives on the heath 365 days a year, even camping out during the harsh winter, with his few possessions hidden away.

He is only occasionally spotted in the village and even workers at landmarks like All Saints Church and the Blackheath tea hut claim never to have clapped eyes on him.

Neighbour Andy Lewis, 39, said: "He's there all through the year pretty much, whatever the weather."

He added: "I've never really seen him but he's been there a good, long time.

"I suppose living on the heath might be better than sleeping on the streets. It must be safer."

Cllr Maines, who says he has tried and failed to contact the man on several occasions, said: "I and others have been asking that this person is treated sympathetically and found more suitable housing."

He went on: "The council needs to act now, this issue has existed for almost four years and I am concerned he will soon be dealt with by the military protecting the Olympic Games rather than the council's social services department."

News Shopper has made numerous attempts to speak to the man, but he has not been in his hole.

A council spokesman said: "Lewisham Council, along with the police, the South London and Maudsley and other voluntary agencies, are in discussion with this gentleman but so far all offers of accommodation have been declined.

"However, we are continuing, with our partner agencies, to discuss his needs with him in order to reach a satisfactory outcome."

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Comments(26)

cookster says...
2:29pm Tue 20 Mar 12

Who grassed him up? Is there a mole?

Citygirl83 says...
2:29pm Tue 20 Mar 12

How has he gone unnoticed for so long? With all the event that take place up there, the fireworks, race for life, Marathons? Just seems hard to believe.

peteste says...
3:37pm Tue 20 Mar 12

This situation isn't as unusual as you think - I recollect that a man in Wolverhampton lived amongst the thick undergrowth of the ringroad's central reservation for many years unnoticed. Sadly his hideaway only came to light after his death - at least they've been able to start a dialogue with this man, who I imagine has mental health problems and needs help...

BlackburnExile says...
3:38pm Tue 20 Mar 12

I WANT MY REEK

Lukeyboy says...
4:24pm Tue 20 Mar 12

Apparently his favourite song is "I am a mole and I live in a hole"

Jeepo 11 says...
4:29pm Tue 20 Mar 12

I remember back in the day old Smokey Joe, he lived anywhere, no big deal.

Linja says...
6:43pm Tue 20 Mar 12

I remember Smokey Joe, he carried his wordly goods on his tyreless bike and would wave to us school children as he rode past Wyborne School in New Eltham.

Jeepo 11 says...
7:04pm Tue 20 Mar 12

Linja, yep that old bike with no tires. I can remember him living in the woods around Chislehurst at times, and on some green area off Poverest Road near the school. Long before all these pervs and molesters though.
A happier time, long gone I'm afraid.

bizzymum says...
7:07pm Tue 20 Mar 12

I just love the NS comment from "Neighbour" Andy Lewis, 39. So he's in the hole next door is he?

madras says...
8:01pm Tue 20 Mar 12

cookster wrote:
Who grassed him up? Is there a mole?
dunno, but I understand police were looking into it

madras says...
8:02pm Tue 20 Mar 12

peteste wrote:
This situation isn't as unusual as you think - I recollect that a man in Wolverhampton lived amongst the thick undergrowth of the ringroad's central reservation for many years unnoticed. Sadly his hideaway only came to light after his death - at least they've been able to start a dialogue with this man, who I imagine has mental health problems and needs help...
I heard once about an old lady who lived in a shoe - she had so many children...

the wall says...
8:15pm Tue 20 Mar 12

Catweazle is back!

Brook says...
10:26pm Tue 20 Mar 12

He can't be found?
Probably gone home to his partners flat/house and children. All paid for by taxpayers

mouthalmighty says...
10:50pm Tue 20 Mar 12

Oh brook, why'd you spoil it with a reality check.

Have your say says...
7:08am Wed 21 Mar 12

Leave him alone he is a really down to earth guy!!!! bum bum!

Have your say says...
7:12am Wed 21 Mar 12

Salt of the earth

DougMM says...
9:22am Wed 21 Mar 12

Seriously why not just bung him back on a plane to Iran?

Tongue in Cheek says...
9:55am Wed 21 Mar 12

Reading this i thought hang on how the heck can anyone just come to this country and dig a hole and live in it?
This could not happen in any other country where someone just arrives from a foreign country and ends up digging in and staying forever!
This country has NO immigration policies in place anymore!

HughJarrs says...
10:24am Wed 21 Mar 12

He was recently spotted at a local property auction, when asked which properties he was interested in, he replied 'the hole lot'

Dr Lester Piggott says...
12:51pm Wed 21 Mar 12

Well I'm a gynacologist...I'll leave the rest to your imaginations.

goldenbroomboy says...
8:42am Thu 22 Mar 12

If one does want to live in a hole, Blackheath seems ideal, since it is close to the shops. Living in a hole out near Keston Ponds would be a long walk to all the local amenities.

PaulErith says...
1:09pm Thu 22 Mar 12

Seems quite a serene lifestyle. Good luck to him.

treesrgreen says...
7:21pm Thu 22 Mar 12

DougMM wrote:
Seriously why not just bung him back on a plane to Iran?
My thoughts exactly.

Perhaps a do-gooder should go and tell him about all the benefits he can receive.

Cynical? Who me? No just a realist.

lariej says...
9:47pm Thu 22 Mar 12

Smokey Joe everyone loved him he used to knock on the window with his dirty cup my dad used to wash the cup and make him a cup of tea.
He caught his trousers alight near Bickley station when he made his fire ......bless him

BigG says...
12:55am Fri 23 Mar 12

For all the English homeless people. They should all get over to Blackheath dig a hole and stay their. Doubt your be housed before the Alien. The council and councillor Maines now only give a s*** because they don't want our vistors from other countries to know how the homeless are treated here. Not that he should be here anyway, Has this Iranian had his immigration status checked, proberly not! House him anyway.

shawaddywaddy says...
11:11pm Sun 1 Apr 12

hes known locally as `doug` or `dug` , he was having a hole lot of fun until someone blew his cover

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