Vibe’s Angie Quinn gives you the low-down of the best of what’s on in south east London and north Kent this weekend (October 3 and 4).

News Shopper: McIntyre: At Epsom Playhouse

Michael McIntyre at The 02 Arena, Greenwich, until 10 October 2015

Funnyman Michael McIntyre returns to the arena with a brand stand-up new show Happy & Glorious. Go to axs.com

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Bromley Town Centre Continental Market, Bromley High Street, until Sunday

An array of stalls will be offering exciting flavours from Italian cheese and meats, to Spanish paella, Welsh hog roast, French crepes and so much more. British traders will be offering fudge, coffee, strawberries and lots more treats. Crafts will also be on offer. Open Saturday from 9am to 6pm, and Sunday from 10am to 5pm.

Wedding Fair at Bickley Manor Hotel, Bromley, from 11am to 3.30pm on Sunday

Explore the hotel and grounds, which will feature many beautiful and inspirational stalls for your special day. Go to bickleymanorhotel.co.uk

Farmers’ Market at Hall Place and Gardens, Bexley, on Sunday

The Tudor house opens its doors for the monthly market, giving visitors the chance to sample delicious food and purchase homegrown vegetables, cakes, bread, cheese and more. Go to bexleyheritagetrust.org.uk

Gravesend Fun Palace at Gravesend Library from 10.30am to 3.30pm on Saturday

The whole family is invited to enjoy a day of fun in the heart of the community. Activities will include workshops, games, and art.

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Hannah and Hanna at Greenwich Theatre, Greenwich, from 8pm on Saturday

This heart-warming tale tells the story of two very different 16-year -old girls, connected by their love of pop music. Go to greenwichtheatre.org.uk

Relight The Fire at The Orchard Theatre, Dartford, from 7.30pm on Saturday

The ultimate Take That experience includes all the greatest hits from the pop group, along with great vocals and dance routines. Go to orchardtheatre.co.uk

Volpone, or the Fox at The Brockley Jack, Brockley, until October 17

The show will take audiences back into the 1920’s as the post-war jazz scene is mixed with comedy. Go to brockleyjack.co.uk

News Shopper: The Rambler's Rest, Mill Place, Chislehurst

Pub Quiz at The Ramblers Rest, Chislehurst, from 7.30pm on Sunday

The weekly pub quiz consists of six rounds, a killer question and a £200 prize. Entry is £2.

Vampires Rock: The Ghost Train at The Churchill Theatre, Bromley, on Saturday

A band of vampires flee a club, seeking refuge on a fairground ride: the ghost train. The show consists of great sets, comedy and rock classics including: We Will Rock You’, ‘Total Eclipse of the Heart’ and more. Go to atgtickets.com/bromley

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Model Market at Lewisham High Street, Lewisham, on Saturday

The indoor/outdoor street food, music market ends on Saturday, and includes eight micro diners and a range of stalls offering tasty dishes and drinks. Plus, vinyl – only tunes will play throughout the evening. Go to streetfeastlondon.com

Kindertransport at The Bob Hope Theatre, Eltham, on Saturday and Sunday

It’s 1938 and Jewish children across Germany and Austria are fleeing from to Great Britain. The play is an emotive portrayal of one child’s journey. Go to bobhopetheatre.co.uk

CrossWires Festival at The Amersham Arms, New Cross on Saturday

The all-day festival offers of an extensive range of live music and a variety of workshops. Go to theamershamarms.com