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DAN DARES: Reporter speaks of Rubik's Cube challenge


News Shopper reporter DAN KEEL had successfully completed five out of seven dares before this month's challenge. Here he speaks about his latest quest - to solve a Rubik's cube within three minutes of the world record.

BEFORE embarking upon a fresh new dare I always like to delve into the world wide web and find out exactly what I am getting into.

I watched the world record being broken by Dutchman Erik Akkersdijk at last year's Rubik's cube Czech Open.

Incredibly he achieved a time of 7.08secs meaning my target time for challenge number eight was to solve the cube in a generous 3mins 7secs.

After watching a few clips of other competitors solving cubes blindfolded I began to look for Rubik's cube video tutorials.

As I trawled my way through video-clip after video-clip of irritating, spotty, grubby American teenagers sitting in their dorms talking to the camera about how easy Rubik's cubes are to solve, I was filled with some hope.

"Yeah man - it's just a matter of getting a white cross on one side, fixing up the corners and then twisting front and back, front and back, front back", said Wayne from Ohio - before winking at the camera.

Dan has so far passed four challenges and failed two.

"After that I don't really have a plan, I just caress the cube and work my way through it solving the sides."

However, after listening to John from Canada say, "Don't just start flicking the sides back and forth - it's like bedroom gymnastics - the more you fiddle - the harder it gets", I became confused.

I was confused, not just because of the apparent penchant which Rubik's geeks appear to have for using sexual innuendoes when describing their cubes, but because I was getting conflicting advice.

But as luck would have it 16-year-old Jordan Burns from Petts Wood read my blog on News Shopper's website, empathised with my predicament, and came to my aid.

Jordan has been solving Rubik's cubes for two years and is now so advanced he can solve the 5x5x5 cubes as well as the standard 3x3x3.

He broke the process into six steps for me. Step one involved getting a white cross on the top of the cube, step two required me to match the corners on one side of the cube before fixing the four middle layer edges.

Dan shows the strain as he fails dare number eight

Steps four, five and six were a series of algorithms including eight steps which needed to be learnt parrot fashion - for example 'front side left', 'right side up', 'right side down' etc.

After a couple of lessons, and a tonne of encouragement, I was capable of completing the cross - but no matter how hard I tried I could not match the corners.

This problem plagued me up until a few days before the challenge, but by then it was too late. I was once again a failure, and to this day have not solved a Rubik's cube.

Dan has now passed five of his eight dares and failed three.

Comments(4)

Lukeyboy says...
2:39pm Mon 8 Jun 09

I want Dan Dares Job! Its a right cushy number!

Ray Shialslurs says...
4:27pm Mon 8 Jun 09

Wow, what's next? Maybe he could try joined up writing or crossing the road using the green cross code. Really what is the point of this sad little man? Like the little numptys who do the silly reports on London Tonight. Do you cry yourself to sleep at night longing for a proper job?

death to the pixies says...
11:10am Tue 9 Jun 09

You have to admire his cojones

nyx says...
7:56pm Thu 11 Jun 09

I think its great that a newspaper has this section, its fun. And good for Dan for getting such a cool job.


Rubik's expert Jordan Burns with Dan Dan shows the strain as he fails dare number eight Dan has so far passed four challenges and failed two.

Rubik's expert Jordan Burns with Dan

Dan shows the strain as he fails dare number eight

Dan has now passed five dares and failed three.



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