Overheard in...Crayford: More of the funny things people say

Some amusing things were overheard in Crayford

Some amusing things were overheard in Crayford

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PEOPLE say the funniest – and often silliest – things, sometimes speaking before engaging brain.

News Shopper went back to Crayford for another quick eavesdrop and reporter David Archer came back with these little gems.

Game

Woman: How much would you pay for this game (Zelda Wind Waker)?

Shop assistant: That’s a really rare game.

Woman: Oh... I have just sold it on Ebay for a tenner.

Shop assistant: What, it’s worth at least three times that.

Woman: I best cancel that sale then!

Pets at Home

Mum and son looking at rabbits.

Mum: Oh they are so cute.

Son: No, it’s ugly.

Mum: How about him?

Son: Oh he’s nice, can we get him.

Mum: Yeah ok

Maplin

Man: What’s the voltage of a lemon?

Shop assistant: Half a watt.

A customer bought a PC case for £20 and had a complaint.

Man: This doesn’t work.

Shop assistant: What do you mean?

Man: It won’t turn on.

Shop assistant: It’s not a PC, it’s just a case for one.

Man: Oh, I feel like such an idiot.

Pound Town

Two friends in Pound Town.

Man: How much does this cost?

Man: A pound.

Man: Oh... right.

We'll be hearing what people have to say in Mottingham and Eltham next ...

Meanwhile, have you heard anything amusing or strange while you’ve been out? Add your comments below.

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11:43pm Wed 6 Feb 13

evilrob666 says...

"Overheard in...Crayford: More of the funny things people say" Wow really? Nothing funny here what so ever and actually quite boring.
How about using your limited talent and try writting about something else instead of trying to rip off the Facebooks "Overheard in the" page
"Overheard in...Crayford: More of the funny things people say" Wow really? Nothing funny here what so ever and actually quite boring. How about using your limited talent and try writting about something else instead of trying to rip off the Facebooks "Overheard in the" page evilrob666
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