Overheard in...Crayford: The funny things people say

11:36am Friday 25th January 2013 in Dartford & Swanley news By Sam Christie

Some amusing things were overheard in Crayford Some amusing things were overheard in Crayford

PEOPLE say the funniest things - and it only takes a quick stroll around the streets of Crayford to overhear some bizarre snippets of conversations.

While Twitter and Facebook appear to have taken over the medium of face-to-face chat, News Shopper reporter Daniel Evans headed out to see if townsfolk were still in favour of a good chinwag.

Here is a selection of quotes picked up while eavesdropping...

Bubble & Squeak Cafe

Two women chatting: "Who did you meet last night?"

"I’ll give you a clue it ends with D", "Gerald?"

"No you idiot Gerald doesn’t have a D in it!"

"Oh yeah"

Sainsbury’s

Woman turns to partner after being cut up by a trolley: "You know what I just realised? I really don’t like people!"

Two lads shopping: "Can I ask you a question?"

"Haven’t given me much choice really have you?"

The Bear & Ragged Staff

Man walks in to the pub sits down with a group of mates and says: "I’ve had the strangest day, and I’m not even drunk yet."

Curry’s

Woman explaining something to her friend: "It’s about 50/50. No wait, not that, it’s the other way round."

Comments(7)

dee2009 says...
12:13pm Fri 25 Jan 13

omfg this paper is getting worse and if that all you can find to write about it a sad story hahah

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Gypo.Joe says...
12:19pm Fri 25 Jan 13

Capital letters and full stops please dee2009.

Thank U

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dee2009 says...
1:33pm Sat 26 Jan 13

Hmmmm what are they lol

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jaded1 says...
4:06pm Sun 27 Jan 13

Also heard "I wish I didn't live in Crayford,it's a crap hole".

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dee2009 says...
7:18pm Sun 27 Jan 13

any where you live it could be a sxxt hole but it what you make of it.

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Matt Russell says...
1:02pm Thu 31 Jan 13

Wow. This Sam Christie has actually completely ripped off the page I created on Facebook. The page has been going for over two years and this guy has really run out of creativity. Good luck moving beyond the News Shopper in your career, with this show of a complete lack of any ideas of your own, you should do just great.

Search for my page on Facebook 'Overheard In The' and you'll see what I mean, right down to the structuring of the comments.

You sir, are a poor, poor journalist.

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Tip-Top says...
5:20pm Thu 31 Jan 13

I didn't find any of them comments funny......Matt, did Sam copy the best ones or just some at random?

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