'Cocky' fox mown down in Blackfen after attacking teenage couple

The fox circled Kelly Lloyd and Jack Larkins The fox circled Kelly Lloyd and Jack Larkins

A COCKY fox has been mown down shortly after attacking a teenage couple waiting for a bus in Blackfen.

The fox attacked the two teenagers before refusing to move out of the way of a silver Land Rover which then ran it over.

Kelly Lloyd, 18, of Berwick Crescent, Blackfen, was walking with her boyfriend to the bus stop on Days Lane, at 10:30pm on November 8,  when the fox started following them.

She said: “It followed us to the bus stop and then started growling at us.”

She jumped onto her boyfriend’s back and started screaming as the fox circled around her.

Her 18-year-old boyfriend, Jack Larkins of Thanet Road, Erith, said: “It was after my girlfriend and was looking up at her.

“I was trying to shoo it away with my foot but it bit my shoe!

“That fox might have had rabies. If its teeth went through the shoe then it could have been pretty bad.”

After biting the teenager the fox then ran into the road and refused to move out of the way of a silver Land Rover coming slowly up the road.

Mr Larkins said: “It just wouldn’t move so the car ran it over.

“It had the most dramatic death ever. It tried to get up then fell back down again.”

Miss Lloyd, who goes to Blackfen Sixth Form, said: “I was terrified at the time and I just ran home.”

This is not the first time News Shopper has reported a fox incident.

Last week we reported how a fox ran up behind Louisa Power, 46, and grabbed her Co-cop shopping from her hand in Sidcup.

In March Seb Baker, 29, had his Tesco garlic bread nicked by a fox in Orpington which jumped up at him.

In October a Crayford tradesman Kevin May, 61, found £460 worth of damage to wires on the underside of his van after foxes had chewed them.

One fox even crept into 31-yearold Joseph Gillinder’s house in Bromley leaving him worried for the safety of his four-month-old baby.

Miss Lloyd, said: “They have got really cocky now. They have definitely got worse these past few years.”

The teenagers saw the fox squashed by a passing car

Comments(235)

Marty1979 says...
8:05pm Tue 20 Nov 12

And if the Land Rover was moving slowly why didn't it stop?

Sounds like a deliberate foxycide ....

superzavv says...
8:15pm Tue 20 Nov 12

Ok for one I didn't want to do this? They rang me up after basically a joke gone wrong asked me to explain the story and then asked for photos which I didn't realise was going to be like this. And I don't know why don't you ask the "make believe" dead fox? You also have to realise that this story is edited so its not the exact same way it was told as it was shortened.

AndyC13 says...
8:39pm Tue 20 Nov 12

"superzavv".... So are you one of the persons in this article? And you're saying it's a joke? A joke that more people are going to join the anti-fox bandwagon and probably poison, run over, shoot, kill them? All because you wanted your 15 seconds of fame in a local mag! Please tell me that's not true!

superzavv says...
8:48pm Tue 20 Nov 12

Haha brilliant okay read it again the reason it's in the news paper is because of a joke not because the story is a joke? And I like foxes I wouldn't want that and this is funny you actually think I want 15 seconds of this it's embarrassing why would I want this? How could I make this story up mate just because your sad enough to think everyone's like you ?

AndyC13 says...
9:42pm Tue 20 Nov 12

OK you've really confused me now..... I can't tell if the story was a joke (made up) or if you think it's a joke (pathetic) that it was published.

Either way, it's another anti-fox article to add to the Newsshopper's arsenal.

superzavv says...
10:08pm Tue 20 Nov 12

The reason they rang us up was basically a joke gone wrong in one of the things it said post your own article and we put that the story isn't a joke it happened I don't get why anyone would make something like that up..? Seriously just accept this happened I couldn't believe it either

Marty1979 says...
10:52pm Tue 20 Nov 12

You like foxes yet watched it have "the most dramatic death ever" Did you check if it was dead or just injured?

So what did you then do - how about calling the RSPCA who would have either made sure it got treatment or a humane death

Talk about embellishing the story - how many cases of rabies have you heard of in Britain? Or that was just to make things more dramatic

If you can't believe it why should the rest of us

superzavv says...
11:09pm Tue 20 Nov 12

The fox was dead it tried to get back up but then died that's normally what happens when cars hit foxes and no because it was dead? Foxes get run over quite a bit and ok well are there still cases? Yes so why can't this be a case? Is it impossible? I didn't say it did I said it could have had rabies its called journalism they make the story dramatic not us.. I don't get the problem this happened believe it or not yes the story has been made over the top because that's what news papers do that's how they sell a story.

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
8:41am Wed 21 Nov 12

Seeing that this has now become a completely non-story, perhaps News Shopper should remove it.

Foxes do not attack people. Neither do they attack dogs, cats or hamsters.

They certainly DON'T steal shopping from people's hands either, so let's stop all this nonsense. Now.

Bob Hope/No Hope says...
9:44am Wed 21 Nov 12

What a joke of a story. News Shopper, do you actually pay people for these stories? If so sign me up. And Lord Erastus, you are also a joke. Boring!

PaulErith says...
9:47am Wed 21 Nov 12

The editor really seems to have it in for foxes. Yet another complete non-story.

the wall says...
12:32pm Wed 21 Nov 12

superzavv wrote:
Ok for one I didn't want to do this? They rang me up after basically a joke gone wrong asked me to explain the story and then asked for photos which I didn't realise was going to be like this. And I don't know why don't you ask the "make believe" dead fox? You also have to realise that this story is edited so its not the exact same way it was told as it was shortened.
The only joke here is you.

superzavv says...
12:52pm Wed 21 Nov 12

the wall wrote:
superzavv wrote:
Ok for one I didn't want to do this? They rang me up after basically a joke gone wrong asked me to explain the story and then asked for photos which I didn't realise was going to be like this. And I don't know why don't you ask the "make believe" dead fox? You also have to realise that this story is edited so its not the exact same way it was told as it was shortened.
The only joke here is you.
Care to explain? Obviously I'm insulted by some Internet troll that has nothing better to then go on the news shopper website in the middle of the day slating people? Why would you even comment? You can say the stories a joke all you want your clicking on the link that gets the article views which actually sells the story so really coming on here slating the story and newspaper when your the one actually making this story is very contradicting and actually quite stupid.

Threadworm says...
1:07pm Wed 21 Nov 12

seems the NS deletes comments they choose on this subject, like mine!!!!!!!!!!!..... grow up silly girl your just making a fool of yourself so badly the pair of you

superzavv says...
1:27pm Wed 21 Nov 12

Why are you aiming it at the girl? And making a fool of my self? To who? Some troll sitting behind a screen who obviously has no life if all you do is sit going on the news shopper website.. And not just that going on the newspaper looking at the links then moaning about it yet your the one selling the story!

Threadworm says...
1:41pm Wed 21 Nov 12

superzavv wrote:
Why are you aiming it at the girl? And making a fool of my self? To who? Some troll sitting behind a screen who obviously has no life if all you do is sit going on the news shopper website.. And not just that going on the newspaper looking at the links then moaning about it yet your the one selling the story!
How old are you 10? None of your posts make any sense what so ever.....

Think you need to go back to the new intern of secondary school and learn ENGLISH instead of Crap.

superzavv says...
1:51pm Wed 21 Nov 12

Threadworm wrote:
superzavv wrote:
Why are you aiming it at the girl? And making a fool of my self? To who? Some troll sitting behind a screen who obviously has no life if all you do is sit going on the news shopper website.. And not just that going on the newspaper looking at the links then moaning about it yet your the one selling the story!
How old are you 10? None of your posts make any sense what so ever.....

Think you need to go back to the new intern of secondary school and learn ENGLISH instead of Crap.
How old are you? Either way why are you on the news shopper in the middle of the day? And my posts make plenty of sense your obviously once again to stupid to understand the post.. Mate your just some sad Internet troll that starts on people for no reason

superzavv says...
1:54pm Wed 21 Nov 12

superzavv wrote:
Threadworm wrote:
superzavv wrote:
Why are you aiming it at the girl? And making a fool of my self? To who? Some troll sitting behind a screen who obviously has no life if all you do is sit going on the news shopper website.. And not just that going on the newspaper looking at the links then moaning about it yet your the one selling the story!
How old are you 10? None of your posts make any sense what so ever.....

Think you need to go back to the new intern of secondary school and learn ENGLISH instead of Crap.
How old are you? Either way why are you on the news shopper in the middle of the day? And my posts make plenty of sense your obviously once again to stupid to understand the post.. Mate your just some sad Internet troll that starts on people for no reason
Either way I won't comment back as you are either to generally stupid to understand what I'm saying or you can't answer back to my points? Get a life mate maybe go out get a job do something with your life instead of slating a story and news paper while your the one actually going on the website and looking at the link

Gypo.Joe says...
2:21pm Wed 21 Nov 12

"Get a life mate"

superzavv ...ditto. MATE !!

Bob Hope/No Hope says...
2:23pm Wed 21 Nov 12

boring

Rachel098 says...
2:45pm Wed 21 Nov 12

Seriously, why has this caused such an argument. This is just somebody who wants other people to be aware of whats happening in the area because I personally have seen how aggressive foxes have become because of how us humans are treating them. Maybe this story just wants to make other people aware because if i was a mother i'd sure want to know that when i go out that my child could be faced with an aggressive animal like the fox. Face it, they are becoming more aggressive and this person has a point. You complain about this story because the outcome wasn't as catastrophic but we've all seen in the news how dangerous this animal has become. SO just think before you all start to judge just because he's a teenager; that doesn't make this story any less reliable.

Gypo.Joe says...
2:46pm Wed 21 Nov 12

Bob Hope/No Hope wrote:
boring
Yes you are.

thAnK yOU

Rachel098 says...
2:47pm Wed 21 Nov 12

Those who have previously commented might not be educated enough to understand what i've just written.. Maybe you should get your mummy's and daddy's to read it to you.

the wall says...
2:49pm Wed 21 Nov 12

superzavv wrote:
the wall wrote:
superzavv wrote:
Ok for one I didn't want to do this? They rang me up after basically a joke gone wrong asked me to explain the story and then asked for photos which I didn't realise was going to be like this. And I don't know why don't you ask the "make believe" dead fox? You also have to realise that this story is edited so its not the exact same way it was told as it was shortened.
The only joke here is you.
Care to explain? Obviously I'm insulted by some Internet troll that has nothing better to then go on the news shopper website in the middle of the day slating people? Why would you even comment? You can say the stories a joke all you want your clicking on the link that gets the article views which actually sells the story so really coming on here slating the story and newspaper when your the one actually making this story is very contradicting and actually quite stupid.
What has the time of day got to do with when people post? You're post at around the same time you started posting at 8:15pm on Tuesday. You are the person that decided to talk to the paper and now you look a mug, a buffoon, a clown. If you don't want people commenting on this story then you should have kept your mouth shut.

Why would I comment – Freedom of speech is my first thought. I think you are having trouble understanding what this part of the website is for. Let me explain, it's for comments on the above news report. Now that's not rock science is it? Also this is a public accessed website so anyone who signs up can leave a comment. By you leave your bumbling comments you have pushed this story onto the top commented reports, and just encase you have missed it you have posted 8 times since last night.

Please do point out were I have slated the story and newspaper…… that's right I haven't!

Get a life: The truth is the people who tell others to 'get a life' are the ones lacking the life.
An insult commonly used as a last resort; when someone gets pwnt. The ultimate insult for insecure people who have nothing better to say. People who use this "diss" have no life themselves. They usually say this to feel better about their own sad lives by criticizing someone else's "life".

You have failed!

Threadworm says...
3:14pm Wed 21 Nov 12

Rachel098 wrote:
Seriously, why has this caused such an argument. This is just somebody who wants other people to be aware of whats happening in the area because I personally have seen how aggressive foxes have become because of how us humans are treating them. Maybe this story just wants to make other people aware because if i was a mother i'd sure want to know that when i go out that my child could be faced with an aggressive animal like the fox. Face it, they are becoming more aggressive and this person has a point. You complain about this story because the outcome wasn't as catastrophic but we've all seen in the news how dangerous this animal has become. SO just think before you all start to judge just because he's a teenager; that doesn't make this story any less reliable.
And then along came Santa claus and the tooth fairy....... we all believe in them honest we do, I saw a hedgehog with a flick knife last night too and a sparrow this morning with a bow and arrow....... best I leave work and go and jump on my husbands back to take a picture to help the story look real.......

superzavv says...
3:22pm Wed 21 Nov 12

the wall wrote:
superzavv wrote:
the wall wrote:
superzavv wrote:
Ok for one I didn't want to do this? They rang me up after basically a joke gone wrong asked me to explain the story and then asked for photos which I didn't realise was going to be like this. And I don't know why don't you ask the "make believe" dead fox? You also have to realise that this story is edited so its not the exact same way it was told as it was shortened.
The only joke here is you.
Care to explain? Obviously I'm insulted by some Internet troll that has nothing better to then go on the news shopper website in the middle of the day slating people? Why would you even comment? You can say the stories a joke all you want your clicking on the link that gets the article views which actually sells the story so really coming on here slating the story and newspaper when your the one actually making this story is very contradicting and actually quite stupid.
What has the time of day got to do with when people post? You're post at around the same time you started posting at 8:15pm on Tuesday. You are the person that decided to talk to the paper and now you look a mug, a buffoon, a clown. If you don't want people commenting on this story then you should have kept your mouth shut.

Why would I comment – Freedom of speech is my first thought. I think you are having trouble understanding what this part of the website is for. Let me explain, it's for comments on the above news report. Now that's not rock science is it? Also this is a public accessed website so anyone who signs up can leave a comment. By you leave your bumbling comments you have pushed this story onto the top commented reports, and just encase you have missed it you have posted 8 times since last night.

Please do point out were I have slated the story and newspaper…… that's right I haven't!

Get a life: The truth is the people who tell others to 'get a life' are the ones lacking the life.
An insult commonly used as a last resort; when someone gets pwnt. The ultimate insult for insecure people who have nothing better to say. People who use this "diss" have no life themselves. They usually say this to feel better about their own sad lives by criticizing someone else's "life".

You have failed!
Firstly I'm talking about people posting at 12 pm on a Wednesday I'm guessing people posting on this are older because of the snobbish attitude I was getting because I'm younger. Why would older people (talking about people that should be at work) post on this or are you sitting at home all day doing nothing? I'm on this website right now because of this I've never been on this website in my life the only reason I'm on here is this if you haven't worked out.

Okay people can comment but why am I going to let arrogant people come on here start saying Pervy comments and saying its bs because all I want is 15 seconds of fame but not only that I'm also a laughing stock which both are compete nonsense. Realistically none of you trolls on here know me except from an edited story yet you think you can comment with out me answering back?

Please point out where I specifically said that to you? "Oh that's right I haven't"

And where did you get that theory from? The reason I said get a life is as I said before people are coming on here slating a story and newspaper for what reason? Obviously nothing better to do which is why I pointed out the fact they should get a life.

superzavv says...
3:22pm Wed 21 Nov 12

the wall wrote:
superzavv wrote:
the wall wrote:
superzavv wrote:
Ok for one I didn't want to do this? They rang me up after basically a joke gone wrong asked me to explain the story and then asked for photos which I didn't realise was going to be like this. And I don't know why don't you ask the "make believe" dead fox? You also have to realise that this story is edited so its not the exact same way it was told as it was shortened.
The only joke here is you.
Care to explain? Obviously I'm insulted by some Internet troll that has nothing better to then go on the news shopper website in the middle of the day slating people? Why would you even comment? You can say the stories a joke all you want your clicking on the link that gets the article views which actually sells the story so really coming on here slating the story and newspaper when your the one actually making this story is very contradicting and actually quite stupid.
What has the time of day got to do with when people post? You're post at around the same time you started posting at 8:15pm on Tuesday. You are the person that decided to talk to the paper and now you look a mug, a buffoon, a clown. If you don't want people commenting on this story then you should have kept your mouth shut.

Why would I comment – Freedom of speech is my first thought. I think you are having trouble understanding what this part of the website is for. Let me explain, it's for comments on the above news report. Now that's not rock science is it? Also this is a public accessed website so anyone who signs up can leave a comment. By you leave your bumbling comments you have pushed this story onto the top commented reports, and just encase you have missed it you have posted 8 times since last night.

Please do point out were I have slated the story and newspaper…… that's right I haven't!

Get a life: The truth is the people who tell others to 'get a life' are the ones lacking the life.
An insult commonly used as a last resort; when someone gets pwnt. The ultimate insult for insecure people who have nothing better to say. People who use this "diss" have no life themselves. They usually say this to feel better about their own sad lives by criticizing someone else's "life".

You have failed!
Firstly I'm talking about people posting at 12 pm on a Wednesday I'm guessing people posting on this are older because of the snobbish attitude I was getting because I'm younger. Why would older people (talking about people that should be at work) post on this or are you sitting at home all day doing nothing? I'm on this website right now because of this I've never been on this website in my life the only reason I'm on here is this if you haven't worked out.

Okay people can comment but why am I going to let arrogant people come on here start saying Pervy comments and saying its bs because all I want is 15 seconds of fame but not only that I'm also a laughing stock which both are compete nonsense. Realistically none of you trolls on here know me except from an edited story yet you think you can comment with out me answering back?

Please point out where I specifically said that to you? "Oh that's right I haven't"

And where did you get that theory from? The reason I said get a life is as I said before people are coming on here slating a story and newspaper for what reason? Obviously nothing better to do which is why I pointed out the fact they should get a life.

the wall says...
3:48pm Wed 21 Nov 12

superzavv wrote:
the wall wrote:
superzavv wrote:
the wall wrote:
superzavv wrote:
Ok for one I didn't want to do this? They rang me up after basically a joke gone wrong asked me to explain the story and then asked for photos which I didn't realise was going to be like this. And I don't know why don't you ask the "make believe" dead fox? You also have to realise that this story is edited so its not the exact same way it was told as it was shortened.
The only joke here is you.
Care to explain? Obviously I'm insulted by some Internet troll that has nothing better to then go on the news shopper website in the middle of the day slating people? Why would you even comment? You can say the stories a joke all you want your clicking on the link that gets the article views which actually sells the story so really coming on here slating the story and newspaper when your the one actually making this story is very contradicting and actually quite stupid.
What has the time of day got to do with when people post? You're post at around the same time you started posting at 8:15pm on Tuesday. You are the person that decided to talk to the paper and now you look a mug, a buffoon, a clown. If you don't want people commenting on this story then you should have kept your mouth shut.

Why would I comment – Freedom of speech is my first thought. I think you are having trouble understanding what this part of the website is for. Let me explain, it's for comments on the above news report. Now that's not rock science is it? Also this is a public accessed website so anyone who signs up can leave a comment. By you leave your bumbling comments you have pushed this story onto the top commented reports, and just encase you have missed it you have posted 8 times since last night.

Please do point out were I have slated the story and newspaper…… that's right I haven't!

Get a life: The truth is the people who tell others to 'get a life' are the ones lacking the life.
An insult commonly used as a last resort; when someone gets pwnt. The ultimate insult for insecure people who have nothing better to say. People who use this "diss" have no life themselves. They usually say this to feel better about their own sad lives by criticizing someone else's "life".

You have failed!
Firstly I'm talking about people posting at 12 pm on a Wednesday I'm guessing people posting on this are older because of the snobbish attitude I was getting because I'm younger. Why would older people (talking about people that should be at work) post on this or are you sitting at home all day doing nothing? I'm on this website right now because of this I've never been on this website in my life the only reason I'm on here is this if you haven't worked out.

Okay people can comment but why am I going to let arrogant people come on here start saying Pervy comments and saying its bs because all I want is 15 seconds of fame but not only that I'm also a laughing stock which both are compete nonsense. Realistically none of you trolls on here know me except from an edited story yet you think you can comment with out me answering back?

Please point out where I specifically said that to you? "Oh that's right I haven't"

And where did you get that theory from? The reason I said get a life is as I said before people are coming on here slating a story and newspaper for what reason? Obviously nothing better to do which is why I pointed out the fact they should get a life.
You're new at this interwebbing thing aren't you?


Please point out where I specifically said that to you? "Oh that's right I haven't" ERRRM Wrong! Read your own quotes above. In fact here it is :

"You can say the stories a joke all you want your clicking on the link that gets the article views which actually sells the story so really coming on here slating the story and newspaper"

It's a very well know theory that telling people to get a life means you really have nothing to say, you dried up. It's the sort of thing that a brainless chav would say and (given you some respect here) you don't seem the type.

Mate listen you really are making a fool of yourself.

Gypo.Joe says...
3:50pm Wed 21 Nov 12

Kelly Lloyd and Jack Larkins, this week the NewsShopper, sometime in the future Jeremy Kyle or even the News of the World.
Fame and fortune awaits.

mouthalmighty says...
3:51pm Wed 21 Nov 12

Superzazz you really need to learn punctuation. If you sent a letter or email to a perspective employer, you may nor get very far.

Threadworm says...
3:53pm Wed 21 Nov 12

Gypo.Joe wrote:
Kelly Lloyd and Jack Larkins, this week the NewsShopper, sometime in the future Jeremy Kyle or even the News of the World.
Fame and fortune awaits.
LOL LOL LOL LOL

superzavv says...
4:08pm Wed 21 Nov 12

Yeah I am and I take it as a compliment as you've got people like the poster on about Jeremy Kyle hiding behind a computer screen trying to slate me by the way if your going to say anything don't bring the girl into it

Okay so I said that but with the amount of comments on here slating it like I said how would I realistically know what's been said as quite a few comments has been deleted as well

And as for the get a life comment I don't normally say it but for people slating me over the Internet that comment is well deserved

Marty1979 says...
4:18pm Wed 21 Nov 12

I won't quote everything to make this run off the page!

superzavv, you decided to get a story in a local paper - a number of people have questioned the credibility, that's our right

You complain about people posting at midday, yet you do yourself

You've mentioned "pervy" comments - where?

You say the fox may have had rabies - maybe, it may also have been been an illegal immigrant. Both unlikely

If you submit an article be prepared for comments

Threadworm says...
4:18pm Wed 21 Nov 12

superzavv wrote:
Yeah I am and I take it as a compliment as you've got people like the poster on about Jeremy Kyle hiding behind a computer screen trying to slate me by the way if your going to say anything don't bring the girl into it

Okay so I said that but with the amount of comments on here slating it like I said how would I realistically know what's been said as quite a few comments has been deleted as well

And as for the get a life comment I don't normally say it but for people slating me over the Internet that comment is well deserved
How can you possibly say "dont bring the girl into it" are you for real!!!!!!? Her name and picture are plastered all over the page and will be on hundreds and hundreds of News shoppers that are posted for FREE through letterboxes and are also for sale in ALL newsagents.

If your saying the news shopper have wrongly reported a story you gave them then tell them to remove it....... if its what you both have told them you then lose all rights to have it removed......

superzavv says...
4:29pm Wed 21 Nov 12

Okay the reason I commented when people started saying I just want fame is because it's completely wrong why would anyone want this posted around especially these comments. As I said before basically the reason they found out about a story is a joke gone wrong

I'm posting because of this I'm answering back to the people as I said Ive never even been on this website before yesterday why would you go on this in the middle of the day?

The Pervy comments were deleted

I said the fox could of bad rabies you just said its unlikely yes it is but there is a chance as what foxes actually go up to people?

I didn't say it's wrongly reported I just don't want to see comments about her when me commenting right now has nothing to do with her at all.

the wall says...
4:31pm Wed 21 Nov 12

Gypo.Joe has never hides behind anything. What do you want people to do post up their address and real name? There are many reason why people use 'online names' superzavv.

Bring what girl into it ........ Kelly Lloyd, But she is part of this report and really it's just to late now.

I hope you have learned a few things today. Don't talk to the press being one of them. Another one I think you should take on board, 'Don't stick your head above the parapet. It can get shoot off. The final lesson which you haven't learnt is what these are for ,,,,,,,,, .......... But you're still young so there is some hope.

Threadworm says...
4:40pm Wed 21 Nov 12

superzavv wrote:
Okay the reason I commented when people started saying I just want fame is because it's completely wrong why would anyone want this posted around especially these comments. As I said before basically the reason they found out about a story is a joke gone wrong

I'm posting because of this I'm answering back to the people as I said Ive never even been on this website before yesterday why would you go on this in the middle of the day?

The Pervy comments were deleted

I said the fox could of bad rabies you just said its unlikely yes it is but there is a chance as what foxes actually go up to people?

I didn't say it's wrongly reported I just don't want to see comments about her when me commenting right now has nothing to do with her at all.
"A JOKE GONE WRONG"

So am I right in thinking the whole story is full of ****.... then its your duty to have it removed BUT it would have gone to press already. Did you not realise the implications...... Its not a funny story at all..... grow up and grow a pair.

There never were any pervy comments from anyone

superzavv says...
4:43pm Wed 21 Nov 12

Gypo joe is on here saying I'm going on Jeremy Kyle because of this story with a name like that let's be fair I couldn't care about his comments

I'm saying not to say any comments about her on here as she has nothing to do with the comments I'm replying with now

I've learnt that there is actually a lot of Internet trolls on websites in the middle of the day which makes me think society is quite said. Saying that I would have ignored the first few comments on here to avoid this and look I couldn't care less about the my grammar on here if it was for anything important I would but I really couldn't care less

Although I don't get why your acting like I've completely mugged my self off? All my points have been valid?

superzavv says...
4:46pm Wed 21 Nov 12

Thread worm try and concentrate on what I'm saying ok? The reason this story is in the news paper is because of a joke. NOT because the story is a joke? Can you not understand that? And yes there was They got deleted.

superzavv says...
4:46pm Wed 21 Nov 12

Thread worm try and concentrate on what I'm saying ok? The reason this story is in the news paper is because of a joke. NOT because the story is a joke? Can you not understand that? And yes there was They got deleted.

superzavv says...
4:46pm Wed 21 Nov 12

Thread worm try and concentrate on what I'm saying ok? The reason this story is in the news paper is because of a joke. NOT because the story is a joke? Can you not understand that? And yes there was They got deleted.

superzavv says...
4:46pm Wed 21 Nov 12

Thread worm try and concentrate on what I'm saying ok? The reason this story is in the news paper is because of a joke. NOT because the story is a joke? Can you not understand that? And yes there was They got deleted.

Gypo.Joe says...
4:46pm Wed 21 Nov 12

Have you called Jerry Springer yet Larkins ? That show likes idiots like you two. I'd bet you could even make the Best of Jerry Springer shows.

You two really are Blackfens very own village idiots.

superzavv says...
4:48pm Wed 21 Nov 12

Gypsy joe your comments are literally so pathetic its funny

Threadworm says...
4:50pm Wed 21 Nov 12

So if the story is in the news shopper because of a JOKE whats the joke...... !!!!!!!!!

"like you've Mugged yourself off" you've done a pretty good job of that both of you!

Flurbiii says...
4:51pm Wed 21 Nov 12

Wait! No way?! I was the one who hit the fox in my car! Ahahaha! Small world...

Gypo.Joe says...
4:54pm Wed 21 Nov 12

superzavv the jokes on you but you're to stupid to see it.

What sane person lets a local paper put their name, location and picture out there for Joe Public to know just how idiotic you are.

Wait till your Mum finds out... LOL

superzavv says...
4:54pm Wed 21 Nov 12

Why would I tell you my life? All you need to know it was because of a joke believe what you want I now couldn't care less at this point. And obviously it's not like I haven't had a laugh about this with people In school everyone was like you and said I'm a mug and I should be ashamed

the wall says...
4:55pm Wed 21 Nov 12

If you really didn't care you would not keep leaving comments.

What does it matter what time people post?

Calling someone a troll because you don't agree with what they are saying is the same as the get a life comment.

The points are only valid in your head. With every post you have give people more ammo and dug yourself a big hole. Which you are trying to get out of. One day you will realise how and why you have ended up look silly. It's called growning up.

superzavv says...
4:57pm Wed 21 Nov 12

Gypo obviously if I had realised the address was going on here I would of stopped them. I asked them when I found it and it had already been printed. But that's so funny LOL

Gypo.Joe says...
4:57pm Wed 21 Nov 12

superzavv Mum said eat your greens and hurry up, its time for Cubs.

superzavv says...
5:03pm Wed 21 Nov 12

I'm not going to comment and then when people say stuff back stop replying because it shows their right? I couldn't care less at this point but I'm not going to stop replying if you think you are right in what your saying?

The time matters because why are you not at work? Or you just at work doing nothing or in your lunch break instead of socialising your on this?

I see trolls as people like the gypo guy who has no reasoning behind his post which I admit you are the only one who's talked sense on here.

My points are valid because a lot of my posts people have ignored and people have ignored certain bits I'm not going back through them. And your telling me to grow up but are you not basically doing the same thing as me?

superzavv says...
5:05pm Wed 21 Nov 12

Also I don't know if one of the posters above is taking the **** but if you actually did hit the fox that's just proved that this story is legit?

reasonable75 says...
5:07pm Wed 21 Nov 12

superzavv wrote:
Thread worm try and concentrate on what I'm saying ok? The reason this story is in the news paper is because of a joke. NOT because the story is a joke? Can you not understand that? And yes there was They got deleted.
Are you so desperate for publicity you find it necessary to post 5 times?

superzavv says...
5:09pm Wed 21 Nov 12

Yeah I am just for more comments I decided to post it 5 times :( **** you've figured me out! Very smart

mouthalmighty says...
5:18pm Wed 21 Nov 12

Superzavv. Bad habits are hard to break. Subconsciously you could slip into bad gramma. Been there done that. Every opportunity should be taken, especially publicly, to write proper English like.

franksutton says...
5:19pm Wed 21 Nov 12

superzavv, you keep saying you're not going to reply - but you do. Perhaps if you stopped making stupid comments then no-one would reply

You commented "why would you go on this in the middle of the day?"

So why do you?

Rachel098 says...
5:20pm Wed 21 Nov 12

If anyone read this article properly then you would realise that OTHER PEOPLE HAVE REPORTED INCIDENTS RELATED TO FOXES. Okay so what i'm getting at is that THESE GUYS REPORTED IT like loads of other people, its the paper who took the pictures and chose to take the story further. Plus its a local Newspaper so whoever said it was just for fame can take themselves back to their cave because thats a pretty low standard of the 'Big time'. Just leave these guys alone, all they did is report it.

superzavv says...
5:23pm Wed 21 Nov 12

It's to late for that unless I think about it I don't use grammar but unless its something important I couldn't care because the worst that happens is people to tell me to use grammer

the wall says...
5:23pm Wed 21 Nov 12

superzavv wrote:
I'm not going to comment and then when people say stuff back stop replying because it shows their right? I couldn't care less at this point but I'm not going to stop replying if you think you are right in what your saying?

The time matters because why are you not at work? Or you just at work doing nothing or in your lunch break instead of socialising your on this?

I see trolls as people like the gypo guy who has no reasoning behind his post which I admit you are the only one who's talked sense on here.

My points are valid because a lot of my posts people have ignored and people have ignored certain bits I'm not going back through them. And your telling me to grow up but are you not basically doing the same thing as me?
I have tried to give you some helpfull advice, you are either to stupid or to stubbon or both to take it on board.

You make assumption about what people should be doing during the day with their time. I don't always work 9-5. Same as loads of other poeple.

I'm just going to leave you to it. Good luck!

(Thou I might pop back later to have a laugh, because this has been very funny).

superzavv says...
5:26pm Wed 21 Nov 12

Frank I said that once to one person who didn't actually reply and someone else did. How are my comments stupid? And as I've said because of this article Ive never been on this website before in my life. Obviously people on this must be older as they are judging by age so surley they should be at work?

BeckenhamCloud9 says...
5:26pm Wed 21 Nov 12

Rachel098 wrote:
If anyone read this article properly then you would realise that OTHER PEOPLE HAVE REPORTED INCIDENTS RELATED TO FOXES. Okay so what i'm getting at is that THESE GUYS REPORTED IT like loads of other people, its the paper who took the pictures and chose to take the story further. Plus its a local Newspaper so whoever said it was just for fame can take themselves back to their cave because thats a pretty low standard of the 'Big time'. Just leave these guys alone, all they did is report it.
You a friend of theres?

superzavv says...
5:29pm Wed 21 Nov 12

the wall wrote:
superzavv wrote:
I'm not going to comment and then when people say stuff back stop replying because it shows their right? I couldn't care less at this point but I'm not going to stop replying if you think you are right in what your saying?

The time matters because why are you not at work? Or you just at work doing nothing or in your lunch break instead of socialising your on this?

I see trolls as people like the gypo guy who has no reasoning behind his post which I admit you are the only one who's talked sense on here.

My points are valid because a lot of my posts people have ignored and people have ignored certain bits I'm not going back through them. And your telling me to grow up but are you not basically doing the same thing as me?
I have tried to give you some helpfull advice, you are either to stupid or to stubbon or both to take it on board.

You make assumption about what people should be doing during the day with their time. I don't always work 9-5. Same as loads of other poeple.

I'm just going to leave you to it. Good luck!

(Thou I might pop back later to have a laugh, because this has been very funny).
But you once again ignoring some of my points? But cool glad I made you laugh :) same here

Rachel098 says...
5:33pm Wed 21 Nov 12

No I am not a friend of THEIRS, i'm a similar age to them though.. I think its ridiculous that people are reacting this way and its most probably because of their age. AND THREADWORM, I liked your witty comment earlier in reply to mine.. FUNNY THING IS.. Its not valid WHATSOEVER because it was the paper who took the photos. Again, all they did was report it, the rest is up the Newspaper.

Downhamlad says...
5:36pm Wed 21 Nov 12

superzavv wrote:
Why would I tell you my life? All you need to know it was because of a joke believe what you want I now couldn't care less at this point. And obviously it's not like I haven't had a laugh about this with people In school everyone was like you and said I'm a mug and I should be ashamed
Perhaps you should pay more attention in school - like it or not when you apply for a job you will be judged on your spelling and grammar (sorry, that's a fact of life). If you are unable to use English properly here you may be destined for a job serving burgers

Why do you think people at school said you were a mug (take a minute to consider)?

Last time I looked, people are entitled to an opinion, just because it does not match yours does not make then wrong

Downhamlad says...
5:38pm Wed 21 Nov 12

Rachel098 wrote:
No I am not a friend of THEIRS, i'm a similar age to them though.. I think its ridiculous that people are reacting this way and its most probably because of their age. AND THREADWORM, I liked your witty comment earlier in reply to mine.. FUNNY THING IS.. Its not valid WHATSOEVER because it was the paper who took the photos. Again, all they did was report it, the rest is up the Newspaper.
What isn't valid - the story?

Rachel098 says...
5:41pm Wed 21 Nov 12

Downhamlad, No 'Threadworms's' pathetic comment earlier about this article isn't valid.

superzavv says...
5:45pm Wed 21 Nov 12

Downhamlad wrote:
superzavv wrote:
Why would I tell you my life? All you need to know it was because of a joke believe what you want I now couldn't care less at this point. And obviously it's not like I haven't had a laugh about this with people In school everyone was like you and said I'm a mug and I should be ashamed
Perhaps you should pay more attention in school - like it or not when you apply for a job you will be judged on your spelling and grammar (sorry, that's a fact of life). If you are unable to use English properly here you may be destined for a job serving burgers

Why do you think people at school said you were a mug (take a minute to consider)?

Last time I looked, people are entitled to an opinion, just because it does not match yours does not make then wrong
Pay attention I said for important things such as applying to job I will use grammar?

And take a minute to consider the word sarcasm.. I told people about it and its funny. But ofcourse your gonna take that as the story is a joke.

And people's opinions are basically this story is bull that may be an opinion but this story is FACT because it happened therefore they are wrong? Or people are judging me even though they don't know me? They know me by a edited story and these comments how can you think you have the right to comment on someone when you don't know them? Although you can then say about the get a life comment I said that on the fact that they were on at 12 pm (explained why I was)

reasonable75 says...
5:47pm Wed 21 Nov 12

Rachel098 wrote:
Seriously, why has this caused such an argument. This is just somebody who wants other people to be aware of whats happening in the area because I personally have seen how aggressive foxes have become because of how us humans are treating them. Maybe this story just wants to make other people aware because if i was a mother i'd sure want to know that when i go out that my child could be faced with an aggressive animal like the fox. Face it, they are becoming more aggressive and this person has a point. You complain about this story because the outcome wasn't as catastrophic but we've all seen in the news how dangerous this animal has become. SO just think before you all start to judge just because he's a teenager; that doesn't make this story any less reliable.
You say foxes have become aggressive, but what are you basing that on - reports such as this?

News Shopper seems to have moved from dangerous dogs to foxes.

But the articles (some mentioned in this one):-

Man mugged for garlic bread

Fox grabbed shopping bag

Wires chewed

Foxes waltzes in through open door

Just think how many foxes there are in an area, all those I've seen run away when anyone goes close

Rachel098 says...
5:54pm Wed 21 Nov 12

reasonable75, I've based this on The actual News.. I've seen so many stories now on the News where foxes have sneaked into houses and attacked an child. It was recent as well so surely people know what i'm going on about. Yes these incidents are rare but this shows just how confident and aggressive foxes are becoming and again for like the 5th time, all they did was report it.

Marty1979 says...
6:07pm Wed 21 Nov 12

Perhaps rather than News Shopper they should have gone to one of the national tabloids. Can just see the headline

"Rabid fox attacks teenagers then commits suicide"

superzavv says...
6:13pm Wed 21 Nov 12

Marty the newsshopper called us we didn't go to them but the funny thing is this fox was so determined he was gonna come after us he thought he wouldn't be killed by the car so wouldn't call it suicide lol

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
6:15pm Wed 21 Nov 12

I am sick and tired of reading reports of vicious foxes attacking people and stealing their shopping. It's all absolute nonsense!

Foxes are fundamentally kind, caring and highly intelligent animals. There have been numerous cases of vixens entering houses and jumping onto babies' cots. Naturally,
those people among us with less than two brain cells to rub together immediately come to the deluded conclusion that the fox is out to attack infants. In fact, the opposite is the case.

Vixens are often attracted to babies and young children because their mother instinct takes over and they feel an overpowering urge to protect and nurture.

My advice to anyone who owns a garden is to feed the foxes. They are marvelous creatures who have been persecuted by humans for hundreds if not thousands of years.

Look after Mr and Mrs Fox and Mr and Mrs Fox will look after you.

bizzymum says...
6:23pm Wed 21 Nov 12

superzavv wrote:
Downhamlad wrote:
superzavv wrote:
Why would I tell you my life? All you need to know it was because of a joke believe what you want I now couldn't care less at this point. And obviously it's not like I haven't had a laugh about this with people In school everyone was like you and said I'm a mug and I should be ashamed
Perhaps you should pay more attention in school - like it or not when you apply for a job you will be judged on your spelling and grammar (sorry, that's a fact of life). If you are unable to use English properly here you may be destined for a job serving burgers

Why do you think people at school said you were a mug (take a minute to consider)?

Last time I looked, people are entitled to an opinion, just because it does not match yours does not make then wrong
Pay attention I said for important things such as applying to job I will use grammar?

And take a minute to consider the word sarcasm.. I told people about it and its funny. But ofcourse your gonna take that as the story is a joke.

And people's opinions are basically this story is bull that may be an opinion but this story is FACT because it happened therefore they are wrong? Or people are judging me even though they don't know me? They know me by a edited story and these comments how can you think you have the right to comment on someone when you don't know them? Although you can then say about the get a life comment I said that on the fact that they were on at 12 pm (explained why I was)
Dear Jack,

Whilst spending the day on here using poor grammar and punctuation it's a shame you didn't take a couple of minutes to review your fb settings.

You see, we don't need a poorly written NS article to 'judge' you by when you give everything away on another site.

Sweet pics of the younger looking Jack by the way.

superzavv says...
6:24pm Wed 21 Nov 12

Pig person I like foxes I agree most are harmless but this fox attacked me believe it or not you can keep going on about foxes being harmless some aint harmless

PaulErith says...
6:27pm Wed 21 Nov 12

superzavv wrote:
Marty the newsshopper called us we didn't go to them but the funny thing is this fox was so determined he was gonna come after us he thought he wouldn't be killed by the car so wouldn't call it suicide lol
Whilst I'm not a fan of the many recent Newshopper stories that are attacking foxes, you haven't done anything wrong. Just ignore the comments on here. Some people just try slating others for some form of enjoyment.

reasonable75 says...
6:30pm Wed 21 Nov 12

superzavv wrote:
Marty the newsshopper called us we didn't go to them but the funny thing is this fox was so determined he was gonna come after us he thought he wouldn't be killed by the car so wouldn't call it suicide lol
You didn't go to News Shopper, they called you

So how did they find out?

Rachel098 says...
6:33pm Wed 21 Nov 12

reasonable75 wrote:
superzavv wrote:
Marty the newsshopper called us we didn't go to them but the funny thing is this fox was so determined he was gonna come after us he thought he wouldn't be killed by the car so wouldn't call it suicide lol
You didn't go to News Shopper, they called you

So how did they find out?
STOP TRYING TO BE SMART AND READ THE COMMENTS WE CROSSED THIS BRIDGE A FEW HOURS AGO.

jaded1 says...
6:38pm Wed 21 Nov 12

Foxes today!!

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
6:43pm Wed 21 Nov 12

superzavv wrote:
Pig person I like foxes I agree most are harmless but this fox attacked me believe it or not you can keep going on about foxes being harmless some aint harmless
Thanks. I DON'T believe you.

Now it is time for me to write your school report.

superzavv has a very good imagination and his compositions have improved somewhat over the past last. Unfortunately, the aforementioned imagination sometimes clouds super's sense of reality. As a result his reputation as an internet troll suffers considerably. super should also work on his spelling, punctuation and grammar.

Grade: D-

Rachel098 says...
6:51pm Wed 21 Nov 12

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott wrote:
superzavv wrote:
Pig person I like foxes I agree most are harmless but this fox attacked me believe it or not you can keep going on about foxes being harmless some aint harmless
Thanks. I DON'T believe you.

Now it is time for me to write your school report.

superzavv has a very good imagination and his compositions have improved somewhat over the past last. Unfortunately, the aforementioned imagination sometimes clouds super's sense of reality. As a result his reputation as an internet troll suffers considerably. super should also work on his spelling, punctuation and grammar.

Grade: D-
You should also work on your grammar... Punctuation really isn't your strong point is it now?

Also, Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott, change your name to something that doesn't make you sound like a complete idiot.

Marty1979 says...
7:14pm Wed 21 Nov 12

Rachel098 wrote:
reasonable75 wrote:
superzavv wrote:
Marty the newsshopper called us we didn't go to them but the funny thing is this fox was so determined he was gonna come after us he thought he wouldn't be killed by the car so wouldn't call it suicide lol
You didn't go to News Shopper, they called you

So how did they find out?
STOP TRYING TO BE SMART AND READ THE COMMENTS WE CROSSED THIS BRIDGE A FEW HOURS AGO.
No need to shout - but often happens when someone is losing an argument

superzavv originally said he submitted an article. He has now changed his mind and said News Shopper contacted him.

So a reasonable comment about a contradiction

Rachel098 says...
7:23pm Wed 21 Nov 12

Marty1979 wrote:
Rachel098 wrote:
reasonable75 wrote:
superzavv wrote:
Marty the newsshopper called us we didn't go to them but the funny thing is this fox was so determined he was gonna come after us he thought he wouldn't be killed by the car so wouldn't call it suicide lol
You didn't go to News Shopper, they called you

So how did they find out?
STOP TRYING TO BE SMART AND READ THE COMMENTS WE CROSSED THIS BRIDGE A FEW HOURS AGO.
No need to shout - but often happens when someone is losing an argument

superzavv originally said he submitted an article. He has now changed his mind and said News Shopper contacted him.

So a reasonable comment about a contradiction
No it often happens when some one is angry with all the pathetic posts that people are making about this article. He told a friend about what happened, they then told the paper (hence joke gone wrong) and then the paper then wanted to publish it. End of.

Marty1979 says...
7:42pm Wed 21 Nov 12

But he actually said he (not a friend) submitted an article?

Rachel098 says...
7:52pm Wed 21 Nov 12

He probably means by that what was used to put in the Newspaper most probably after the Newspaper came to him after.

bizzymum says...
7:59pm Wed 21 Nov 12

Rachel098 wrote:
He probably means by that what was used to put in the Newspaper most probably after the Newspaper came to him after.
HELP! I have now lost the will to live. Can you please try and write with punctuation and in plain English so the rest of us can try and understand what you meant.

Marty1979 says...
8:02pm Wed 21 Nov 12

She probably doesn't know herself

organicwench says...
8:39pm Wed 21 Nov 12

Circled by a fox, what a load of garbage. The poor fox demonised once again, by pathetic people wanting their fifteen minutes of fame.

Oldchap says...
10:26pm Wed 21 Nov 12

Rachel098 wrote:
He probably means by that what was used to put in the Newspaper most probably after the Newspaper came to him after.
I've read this several times, but still can't understand what she means

Can anyone translate?

cm punk says...
10:28pm Wed 21 Nov 12

there is only one fox in this article

Flurbiii says...
10:33pm Wed 21 Nov 12

Don't know what all the bother is about. Only one fox died in the making of this, plenty more of the vermin out there. Leave the two kids alone.

Marty1979 says...
6:48am Thu 22 Nov 12

Flurbiii wrote:
Don't know what all the bother is about. Only one fox died in the making of this, plenty more of the vermin out there. Leave the two kids alone.
Leave the kids alone? Bear in mind who caused, and added to, all the debate

Although they seem to have realised "when in hole stop digging"

Rachel098 says...
7:29am Thu 22 Nov 12

bizzymum wrote:
Rachel098 wrote:
He probably means by that what was used to put in the Newspaper most probably after the Newspaper came to him after.
HELP! I have now lost the will to live. Can you please try and write with punctuation and in plain English so the rest of us can try and understand what you meant.
It really does make sense! Right, what was meant is that a friend called the paper about this story, what was used for the paper is what he said. Obviously, what he said was said after the Newspaper came to him.

Rachel098 says...
7:31am Thu 22 Nov 12

organicwench wrote:
Circled by a fox, what a load of garbage. The poor fox demonised once again, by pathetic people wanting their fifteen minutes of fame.
Stop saying this is for fame! ITS A LOCAL NEWSPAPER.

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
7:49am Thu 22 Nov 12

Rachel098 wrote:
Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott wrote:
superzavv wrote:
Pig person I like foxes I agree most are harmless but this fox attacked me believe it or not you can keep going on about foxes being harmless some aint harmless
Thanks. I DON'T believe you.

Now it is time for me to write your school report.

superzavv has a very good imagination and his compositions have improved somewhat over the past last. Unfortunately, the aforementioned imagination sometimes clouds super's sense of reality. As a result his reputation as an internet troll suffers considerably. super should also work on his spelling, punctuation and grammar.

Grade: D-
You should also work on your grammar... Punctuation really isn't your strong point is it now?

Also, Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott, change your name to something that doesn't make you sound like a complete idiot.
You poor, deluded, child.

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
8:28am Thu 22 Nov 12

Oldchap wrote:
Rachel098 wrote:
He probably means by that what was used to put in the Newspaper most probably after the Newspaper came to him after.
I've read this several times, but still can't understand what she means

Can anyone translate?
I've now read it 337 times and it still makes no sense at all. Obviously Rachel is more used to texting than writing full sentences in proper English.

Poor child. I feel sorry for her. Not.

Rachel098 says...
9:06am Thu 22 Nov 12

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott wrote:
Oldchap wrote:
Rachel098 wrote:
He probably means by that what was used to put in the Newspaper most probably after the Newspaper came to him after.
I've read this several times, but still can't understand what she means

Can anyone translate?
I've now read it 337 times and it still makes no sense at all. Obviously Rachel is more used to texting than writing full sentences in proper English.

Poor child. I feel sorry for her. Not.
Another stereotype of the teenage population, well done.

Witchkid says...
9:07am Thu 22 Nov 12

Enough already! Superzavv, if you were a fish you'd be filleted and in the oven by now, so PLEASE just stop taking the bait!

On the subject of foxes, they are wild animals (although cute). When people feed them as if they were pets, all that happens is they lose their fear of humans and see them as a source of food. I have a friend who lives in Canada, and in her garden and surrounding area she sees bears, lynxes and cougars. It is illegal to feed these animals because, like foxes, they lose their fear of humans and start approaching them for food. The animal then becomes dangerous and has to be killed, and all because somebody's heart overruled their head! PLEASE, DO NOT feed foxes. By doing so, you do them more harm than good.

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
9:37am Thu 22 Nov 12

Rachel098 wrote:
Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott wrote:
Oldchap wrote:
Rachel098 wrote:
He probably means by that what was used to put in the Newspaper most probably after the Newspaper came to him after.
I've read this several times, but still can't understand what she means

Can anyone translate?
I've now read it 337 times and it still makes no sense at all. Obviously Rachel is more used to texting than writing full sentences in proper English.

Poor child. I feel sorry for her. Not.
Another stereotype of the teenage population, well done.
Thank you for taking it so well.

I know the truth sometimes hurts but it's all part of growing up and all perfectly natural, as you'll find out yourself one day.

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
9:41am Thu 22 Nov 12

Witchkid wrote:
Enough already! Superzavv, if you were a fish you'd be filleted and in the oven by now, so PLEASE just stop taking the bait!

On the subject of foxes, they are wild animals (although cute). When people feed them as if they were pets, all that happens is they lose their fear of humans and see them as a source of food. I have a friend who lives in Canada, and in her garden and surrounding area she sees bears, lynxes and cougars. It is illegal to feed these animals because, like foxes, they lose their fear of humans and start approaching them for food. The animal then becomes dangerous and has to be killed, and all because somebody's heart overruled their head! PLEASE, DO NOT feed foxes. By doing so, you do them more harm than good.
Somehow I think that bears might be just a bit more dangerous than the average urban fox.

As for cougars, they should DEFINITELY be wined and dined in order for them to become closer and more 'friendly'.

The same goes for MILFS.

reasonable75 says...
10:21am Thu 22 Nov 12

Rachel098 wrote:
bizzymum wrote:
Rachel098 wrote: He probably means by that what was used to put in the Newspaper most probably after the Newspaper came to him after.
HELP! I have now lost the will to live. Can you please try and write with punctuation and in plain English so the rest of us can try and understand what you meant.
It really does make sense! Right, what was meant is that a friend called the paper about this story, what was used for the paper is what he said. Obviously, what he said was said after the Newspaper came to him.
OK, so a friend of Jack Larkins (known on here as superzavv) called the paper to say Jack and Kelly Lloyd had been attacked by a possibly rabid fox - which then threw itself under the wheels of a Land Rover (perhaps it was overcome with remorse?)

The paper contacted Jack, who obviously gave them an interview. People have commented on the facts as reported, which he & his friends take exception to. Bear in mind the article contains quotes - if these are inaccurate then he should make a complaint.

The reason for so many comments is the number of contradictions

Miss Lloyd said “I was terrified at the time and I just ran home.” Why - the fox was dead (“It had the most dramatic death ever") so she was in no further danger

the wall says...
10:50am Thu 22 Nov 12

Rachel098 wrote:
bizzymum wrote:
Rachel098 wrote:
He probably means by that what was used to put in the Newspaper most probably after the Newspaper came to him after.
HELP! I have now lost the will to live. Can you please try and write with punctuation and in plain English so the rest of us can try and understand what you meant.
It really does make sense! Right, what was meant is that a friend called the paper about this story, what was used for the paper is what he said. Obviously, what he said was said after the Newspaper came to him.
Nope, lost on me to. It's like something from Little Britain. Yeah but, no but.

stereotype of the teenage population - Well you have done nothing to break that stereotype. Stroppy replies, telling Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott to change because they sound like a complete idiot. Over use of capital letters.

How many times a day do you say Oh My God!

Downhamlad says...
11:19am Thu 22 Nov 12

Rachel098 wrote:
bizzymum wrote:
Rachel098 wrote: He probably means by that what was used to put in the Newspaper most probably after the Newspaper came to him after.
HELP! I have now lost the will to live. Can you please try and write with punctuation and in plain English so the rest of us can try and understand what you meant.
It really does make sense! Right, what was meant is that a friend called the paper about this story, what was used for the paper is what he said. Obviously, what he said was said after the Newspaper came to him.
"...what was used for the paper is what he said. Obviously, what he said was said after the Newspaper came to him."

Nope, still doesn't make sense

Marty1979 says...
11:27am Thu 22 Nov 12

reasonable75 wrote:
Rachel098 wrote:
bizzymum wrote:
Rachel098 wrote: He probably means by that what was used to put in the Newspaper most probably after the Newspaper came to him after.
HELP! I have now lost the will to live. Can you please try and write with punctuation and in plain English so the rest of us can try and understand what you meant.
It really does make sense! Right, what was meant is that a friend called the paper about this story, what was used for the paper is what he said. Obviously, what he said was said after the Newspaper came to him.
OK, so a friend of Jack Larkins (known on here as superzavv) called the paper to say Jack and Kelly Lloyd had been attacked by a possibly rabid fox - which then threw itself under the wheels of a Land Rover (perhaps it was overcome with remorse?)

The paper contacted Jack, who obviously gave them an interview. People have commented on the facts as reported, which he & his friends take exception to. Bear in mind the article contains quotes - if these are inaccurate then he should make a complaint.

The reason for so many comments is the number of contradictions

Miss Lloyd said “I was terrified at the time and I just ran home.” Why - the fox was dead (“It had the most dramatic death ever") so she was in no further danger
Sounds about right

TroyMcClure says...
11:48am Thu 22 Nov 12

I’m not interested in all the “he said she said” nonsense, let’s not forget another innocent fox has lost its life. Its estimated that over 100,000 foxes lose their lives on Britain’s road every year, when will this genocide be addressed? If these were human life’s been needlessly lost the Government and/or a high profile celebrity such as Elton John or Joanna Lumley would be raising public awareness. WHO DARES TO CARE?

Gypo.Joe says...
12:08pm Thu 22 Nov 12

Well lads anyone for walking up and down Days Lane as soon as we see a good lookin gal shout fox and see if we can get the girl to jump on our backs.

I'm up fer it. Tally 'Ho'...;)

cm punk says...
1:09pm Thu 22 Nov 12

**** joe I doubt a female of Kelly's calibre would jump on your back, fox or no fox, however some old huge munter may give it a go

Gypo.Joe says...
1:20pm Thu 22 Nov 12

"Well do ya feel lucky punk" ;)

I'll 'ave you know I gets all me 'airy pie off Mingers.com boi

Marty1979 says...
1:26pm Thu 22 Nov 12

If she saw Joe she'd probably "run away screaming"

james says...
3:39pm Thu 22 Nov 12

Poor fox

Gypo.Joe says...
5:35pm Thu 22 Nov 12

Wots this 'ave a pop at Gyp0 day, 'old on I'm going to check me calendar.


I wonder if they had to use a warm spoon to pry this young lady of that doofus back ?

superzavv says...
5:58pm Thu 22 Nov 12

Joe you really are quite pathetic and disgusting. The comments are finished yet you still make un necessary comments which has nothing to do with the story. Why carry on?

Rachel098 says...
6:03pm Thu 22 Nov 12

Gypo.Joe wrote:
Wots this 'ave a pop at Gyp0 day, 'old on I'm going to check me calendar.


I wonder if they had to use a warm spoon to pry this young lady of that doofus back ?
I think you need to stop talking now.

Gypo.Joe says...
6:22pm Thu 22 Nov 12

" I think you need to stop talking now "

Wot cause you says.

I don't think so. You both put yaselfs out there now ya dont like people like me taking the p1ss.

You are both too dumb to see everyones been laughing at you dumb Rses.

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
6:23pm Thu 22 Nov 12

superzavv wrote:
Joe you really are quite pathetic and disgusting. The comments are finished yet you still make un necessary comments which has nothing to do with the story. Why carry on?
Awful spelling, punctuation and grammar.

Mrfox22 says...
6:24pm Thu 22 Nov 12

If you all just think for one second that the couple that got attacked ain't lying and this story is true then everyone that's slagging of this story are not coming of to well
Gypo joe I think we have all gathered that anything you say does not contribute to this report at all and I think I can safely say that for everyone that's commented
Also the people that are talking about the fox dying for it to attack someone the chances of it not being a stable frame of mind are very high the fox was probably wry ill so the fact the fox died might have been better for it
Also whoever has children just think if your child was walking down that road at this time and the fox was there it could have been a lot worse so it's kind of good that the fox did die I don't hate animals but if it attacked a child then everyone would be hating on the fox but because these are two teenagers everyone is sticking up for the fox
And people saying the story is a lie even if it is I know for a fact foxes near me are getting braver every year they are starting to become less scared of people and there has been loads of reports on fox attacks so the story probably is true
Also people saying its to get fame I'm not being funny but it's the new shopper and I highly doubt the two teenagers are going to get famous over the fox attack and if they did get famous (which there's no chance they will) good on them the more famous they get the more people will become aware of how dangerous wild animals can be

Marty1979 says...
6:25pm Thu 22 Nov 12

superzavv wrote:
Joe you really are quite pathetic and disgusting. The comments are finished yet you still make un necessary comments which has nothing to do with the story. Why carry on?
Because people are still questioning the credibility of your account - which you keep responding to with even more contradictory comments

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
6:29pm Thu 22 Nov 12

Mrfox22 wrote:
If you all just think for one second that the couple that got attacked ain't lying and this story is true then everyone that's slagging of this story are not coming of to well
Gypo joe I think we have all gathered that anything you say does not contribute to this report at all and I think I can safely say that for everyone that's commented
Also the people that are talking about the fox dying for it to attack someone the chances of it not being a stable frame of mind are very high the fox was probably wry ill so the fact the fox died might have been better for it
Also whoever has children just think if your child was walking down that road at this time and the fox was there it could have been a lot worse so it's kind of good that the fox did die I don't hate animals but if it attacked a child then everyone would be hating on the fox but because these are two teenagers everyone is sticking up for the fox
And people saying the story is a lie even if it is I know for a fact foxes near me are getting braver every year they are starting to become less scared of people and there has been loads of reports on fox attacks so the story probably is true
Also people saying its to get fame I'm not being funny but it's the new shopper and I highly doubt the two teenagers are going to get famous over the fox attack and if they did get famous (which there's no chance they will) good on them the more famous they get the more people will become aware of how dangerous wild animals can be
I gave up reading this comment after the first two paragraphs purely because of the atrocious spelling, punctuation and grammar.

Have you ever heard of full stops, Mrfoxx22?

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
6:35pm Thu 22 Nov 12

Mrfoxx22, did you (or do you) ever go to school?

Perhaps you are dyslexic or ADHD. Of course, neither of these 'conditions' actually exist.

Do yourself a favour and search for my name on this site and perhaps you will learn something.

My blogs are lessons in themselves.

Gypo.Joe says...
6:35pm Thu 22 Nov 12

Mrfox22 who let you out ?

The men in white coats will be looking for you.

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
6:40pm Thu 22 Nov 12

This is one of my favourites:

http://www.newsshopp
er.co.uk/lifestyle/l
ifestyle/2009/10/04/
BLOG+Erastus/4663415
.TAKE_A_LOOK_IN_THE_
MIRROR/

Mrfox22 says...
6:43pm Thu 22 Nov 12

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott wrote:
Mrfox22 wrote:
If you all just think for one second that the couple that got attacked ain't lying and this story is true then everyone that's slagging of this story are not coming of to well
Gypo joe I think we have all gathered that anything you say does not contribute to this report at all and I think I can safely say that for everyone that's commented
Also the people that are talking about the fox dying for it to attack someone the chances of it not being a stable frame of mind are very high the fox was probably wry ill so the fact the fox died might have been better for it
Also whoever has children just think if your child was walking down that road at this time and the fox was there it could have been a lot worse so it's kind of good that the fox did die I don't hate animals but if it attacked a child then everyone would be hating on the fox but because these are two teenagers everyone is sticking up for the fox
And people saying the story is a lie even if it is I know for a fact foxes near me are getting braver every year they are starting to become less scared of people and there has been loads of reports on fox attacks so the story probably is true
Also people saying its to get fame I'm not being funny but it's the new shopper and I highly doubt the two teenagers are going to get famous over the fox attack and if they did get famous (which there's no chance they will) good on them the more famous they get the more people will become aware of how dangerous wild animals can be
I gave up reading this comment after the first two paragraphs purely because of the atrocious spelling, punctuation and grammar.

Have you ever heard of full stops, Mrfoxx22?
Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott
I think you did read the whole thing and the reason you said you didn't read the whole thing is because you can only come up with a reply about my atrocious spelling, punctuation and grammar the fact that you've commented on that is a bit weird because this not a report on any of those things this a report on a fox attack
Now I know my punctuation spelling and grammar is not perfect but to be honest the only people that will judge me on that is people on the other side of a computer
It will not affect my life in any way
But thank you for bringing such an important subject up that has nothing to do with the report

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
6:45pm Thu 22 Nov 12

Mrfox22 wrote:
Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott wrote:
Mrfox22 wrote:
If you all just think for one second that the couple that got attacked ain't lying and this story is true then everyone that's slagging of this story are not coming of to well
Gypo joe I think we have all gathered that anything you say does not contribute to this report at all and I think I can safely say that for everyone that's commented
Also the people that are talking about the fox dying for it to attack someone the chances of it not being a stable frame of mind are very high the fox was probably wry ill so the fact the fox died might have been better for it
Also whoever has children just think if your child was walking down that road at this time and the fox was there it could have been a lot worse so it's kind of good that the fox did die I don't hate animals but if it attacked a child then everyone would be hating on the fox but because these are two teenagers everyone is sticking up for the fox
And people saying the story is a lie even if it is I know for a fact foxes near me are getting braver every year they are starting to become less scared of people and there has been loads of reports on fox attacks so the story probably is true
Also people saying its to get fame I'm not being funny but it's the new shopper and I highly doubt the two teenagers are going to get famous over the fox attack and if they did get famous (which there's no chance they will) good on them the more famous they get the more people will become aware of how dangerous wild animals can be
I gave up reading this comment after the first two paragraphs purely because of the atrocious spelling, punctuation and grammar.

Have you ever heard of full stops, Mrfoxx22?
Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott
I think you did read the whole thing and the reason you said you didn't read the whole thing is because you can only come up with a reply about my atrocious spelling, punctuation and grammar the fact that you've commented on that is a bit weird because this not a report on any of those things this a report on a fox attack
Now I know my punctuation spelling and grammar is not perfect but to be honest the only people that will judge me on that is people on the other side of a computer
It will not affect my life in any way
But thank you for bringing such an important subject up that has nothing to do with the report
You're welcome.

Now run along and look up my brilliant blogs. I hope you learn something.

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott

Gypo.Joe says...
6:48pm Thu 22 Nov 12

Jack boi your Mum wants to know how on earth did you get a snail trail on the back of your best suit jacket.

Rachel098 says...
6:54pm Thu 22 Nov 12

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott wrote:
Mrfox22 wrote:
Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott wrote:
Mrfox22 wrote:
If you all just think for one second that the couple that got attacked ain't lying and this story is true then everyone that's slagging of this story are not coming of to well
Gypo joe I think we have all gathered that anything you say does not contribute to this report at all and I think I can safely say that for everyone that's commented
Also the people that are talking about the fox dying for it to attack someone the chances of it not being a stable frame of mind are very high the fox was probably wry ill so the fact the fox died might have been better for it
Also whoever has children just think if your child was walking down that road at this time and the fox was there it could have been a lot worse so it's kind of good that the fox did die I don't hate animals but if it attacked a child then everyone would be hating on the fox but because these are two teenagers everyone is sticking up for the fox
And people saying the story is a lie even if it is I know for a fact foxes near me are getting braver every year they are starting to become less scared of people and there has been loads of reports on fox attacks so the story probably is true
Also people saying its to get fame I'm not being funny but it's the new shopper and I highly doubt the two teenagers are going to get famous over the fox attack and if they did get famous (which there's no chance they will) good on them the more famous they get the more people will become aware of how dangerous wild animals can be
I gave up reading this comment after the first two paragraphs purely because of the atrocious spelling, punctuation and grammar.

Have you ever heard of full stops, Mrfoxx22?
Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott
I think you did read the whole thing and the reason you said you didn't read the whole thing is because you can only come up with a reply about my atrocious spelling, punctuation and grammar the fact that you've commented on that is a bit weird because this not a report on any of those things this a report on a fox attack
Now I know my punctuation spelling and grammar is not perfect but to be honest the only people that will judge me on that is people on the other side of a computer
It will not affect my life in any way
But thank you for bringing such an important subject up that has nothing to do with the report
You're welcome.

Now run along and look up my brilliant blogs. I hope you learn something.

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott
Your blogs are actually quite interesting. I can understand why i've received the stereotypes i've been given but surely you've noticed the complete immaturity that this Joe person keeps bringing up. I really think he's the one person who should be reading your blogs, if he can handle it.

Gypo.Joe says...
6:56pm Thu 22 Nov 12

I was reading and commenting on our Lords blogs luv when you was still in navy blues.

OK !!

;)

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
6:57pm Thu 22 Nov 12

Joe, I guess I shouldn't mention this old blog in case I cause offence to you and your folks:

http://www.newsshopp
er.co.uk/lifestyle/l
ifestyle/2011/02/09/
BLOG+Erastus/8843106
.GYPSIES__My_big__fa
t__gypsy_disgrace/

Gypo.Joe says...
7:03pm Thu 22 Nov 12

You could never offend me Lord P. Us olduns love the banter.

No offence meant Kelly and Jack I have been jerking your chain.

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
7:06pm Thu 22 Nov 12

Gypo.Joe wrote:
You could never offend me Lord P. Us olduns love the banter.

No offence meant Kelly and Jack I have been jerking your chain.
Thanks, Joe.

We all have to jerk the chain sometime. Especially at our age.

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
7:09pm Thu 22 Nov 12

I'm sure that Kelly and Jack understand. Ozzy does.

Gypo.Joe says...
7:11pm Thu 22 Nov 12

I'll see you dahn the pop in parlour tomorrow. Dont be late, I got a couple of Dorises lined up. Bring the Viagra FFS.

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
7:12pm Thu 22 Nov 12

I was saddened to recently read that Jack Osbourne is suffering from MS.

Or is that NS?

At least it isn't KFC or Primark. That really WOULD be bad.

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
7:13pm Thu 22 Nov 12

Gypo.Joe wrote:
I'll see you dahn the pop in parlour tomorrow. Dont be late, I got a couple of Dorises lined up. Bring the Viagra FFS.
Joe, you don't need Viagra. It's all in the mind.

Just like this story is.

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
7:14pm Thu 22 Nov 12

Joe, you would like a film called Cockneys vs Zombies. It's right in your firing line. Look the trailer up on YouToob.

Mrfox22 says...
7:15pm Thu 22 Nov 12

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott
Saying you hope I learn something if that is meant to be read as sarcasm them don't quiet understand what the sarcasm is for ?
I do not know everything and I don't think anyone in this world does
Although you may be very good at punctuation, spelling and grammar there is bound to be something that you could learn from me, do you not think ?
And Rachel098
I agree with everything you've said
Reports like this are put up intentionally so people can debate about them
Most people decide to go against the report and some people who do go against the report do make very valid comments and the same with people who side with the report
But then you do get people try and add sarcasm and comedy into the debates and this is for attention to try and get people to side with them then hoping that this will cause arguments which looking this whole thing is exactly what happens
Everyone who has commented in the way they have is because that's what there personality is like I can assure you that if you put for example supersavv and gypo how in the same room to talk about this it will have a whole different approach to it and I'm sure gypo joe would not have said half the things he has said
What most people are missing is the actual aim of the report
It's to raise awareness the two people that are involved could have been anyone but this is the newshopper they put things in the paper that they know people will talk about

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
7:18pm Thu 22 Nov 12

Mrfox22 wrote:
Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott
Saying you hope I learn something if that is meant to be read as sarcasm them don't quiet understand what the sarcasm is for ?
I do not know everything and I don't think anyone in this world does
Although you may be very good at punctuation, spelling and grammar there is bound to be something that you could learn from me, do you not think ?
And Rachel098
I agree with everything you've said
Reports like this are put up intentionally so people can debate about them
Most people decide to go against the report and some people who do go against the report do make very valid comments and the same with people who side with the report
But then you do get people try and add sarcasm and comedy into the debates and this is for attention to try and get people to side with them then hoping that this will cause arguments which looking this whole thing is exactly what happens
Everyone who has commented in the way they have is because that's what there personality is like I can assure you that if you put for example supersavv and gypo how in the same room to talk about this it will have a whole different approach to it and I'm sure gypo joe would not have said half the things he has said
What most people are missing is the actual aim of the report
It's to raise awareness the two people that are involved could have been anyone but this is the newshopper they put things in the paper that they know people will talk about
And your point is?

Gypo.Joe says...
7:22pm Thu 22 Nov 12

Mrfox22.............
.....full stops.

Use them.

Or else.

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
7:25pm Thu 22 Nov 12

Mrfoxx22. Do you actually know what full stops are for?

I think you don't.

Gypo.Joe says...
7:27pm Thu 22 Nov 12

Lord P I'm on the YTube now spinning a few choones. My favorite Jes Brieden.

JES & Andy Duguid - Before You Go (Official Music Video)

Old Joe is 'aving it large like innit.

I'll check out the Cockneys V Zombies.

Mrfox22 says...
7:27pm Thu 22 Nov 12

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott
My point is that you commenting on my punctuation, spelling and grammar was a very pointless comment
This is going to not have any affect on you and I know you couldn't get less but I finished university a year ago and I am a fully qualified paramedic working for the NHS now I don't earn endless amounts of money but my job is very respected by the public
My point is you don't know on here who your talking to and I know what your intentions are in the comments you make, you think you are above everyone else with your correct spelling, punctuation and grammar and yes you may have a really good job
But as you can see I have not once put you down on in any way
I'm just proving that the sarcastic comments that you have made are not necessary and the you not above anyone

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
7:29pm Thu 22 Nov 12

'Most people decide to go against the report and some people who do go against the report do make very valid comments and the same with people who side with the report'

?

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
7:30pm Thu 22 Nov 12

Mrfox22 wrote:
Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott
My point is that you commenting on my punctuation, spelling and grammar was a very pointless comment
This is going to not have any affect on you and I know you couldn't get less but I finished university a year ago and I am a fully qualified paramedic working for the NHS now I don't earn endless amounts of money but my job is very respected by the public
My point is you don't know on here who your talking to and I know what your intentions are in the comments you make, you think you are above everyone else with your correct spelling, punctuation and grammar and yes you may have a really good job
But as you can see I have not once put you down on in any way
I'm just proving that the sarcastic comments that you have made are not necessary and the you not above anyone
Eh?

Mrfox22 says...
7:31pm Thu 22 Nov 12

What is this meant to prove ? If you read it I said people that go against the report make very valid comments
How is this putting you down in any way ?

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
7:32pm Thu 22 Nov 12

Mrfox22 wrote:
Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott
My point is that you commenting on my punctuation, spelling and grammar was a very pointless comment
This is going to not have any affect on you and I know you couldn't get less but I finished university a year ago and I am a fully qualified paramedic working for the NHS now I don't earn endless amounts of money but my job is very respected by the public
My point is you don't know on here who your talking to and I know what your intentions are in the comments you make, you think you are above everyone else with your correct spelling, punctuation and grammar and yes you may have a really good job
But as you can see I have not once put you down on in any way
I'm just proving that the sarcastic comments that you have made are not necessary and the you not above anyone
You are a liar and a bad one.

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
7:34pm Thu 22 Nov 12

Mrfox22 wrote:
Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott
My point is that you commenting on my punctuation, spelling and grammar was a very pointless comment
This is going to not have any affect on you and I know you couldn't get less but I finished university a year ago and I am a fully qualified paramedic working for the NHS now I don't earn endless amounts of money but my job is very respected by the public
My point is you don't know on here who your talking to and I know what your intentions are in the comments you make, you think you are above everyone else with your correct spelling, punctuation and grammar and yes you may have a really good job
But as you can see I have not once put you down on in any way
I'm just proving that the sarcastic comments that you have made are not necessary and the you not above anyone
This is what a full stop looks like:
.

Gypo.Joe says...
7:35pm Thu 22 Nov 12

Mrfox22 are you stealing any medication ?

superzavv says...
7:37pm Thu 22 Nov 12

Mr fox I wish you had came sooner you basically said everything I wanted to say just better so cheers for that (pig guy I didn't use any full stops again,,

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
7:37pm Thu 22 Nov 12

. = full stop

I hope that helps.

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
7:39pm Thu 22 Nov 12

superzavv wrote:
Mr fox I wish you had came sooner you basically said everything I wanted to say just better so cheers for that (pig guy I didn't use any full stops again,,
Yet again, extremely poor spelling, punctuation and grammar.

, = comma

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
7:40pm Thu 22 Nov 12

A sentence must start with a capital letter and end with a full stop.

Just like the one above.

Mrfox22 says...
7:42pm Thu 22 Nov 12

I did not expect you to believe me that's why I said it will not interest you but the fact you've commented and said I was a liar tells me that there is a little bit of you that does believe me
But who would believe someone they don't know ? I wouldn't
But then again the reason why said it was not for you to believe what my career was but it was to show you that you don't actually know anyone your talking to
And the easiest thing to do is pick up on people's spelling, punctuation and grammar mistakes
Because that's the only thing you seem to be able to do ?
I think I have proven my point enough
And I know you are gonna come with a a comment that you have taken a little bit out of what I've said and bring it to people's attention but not once have you actually addressed what I'm actually saying
And the reason your doing this is because you know i am completely overpowering your comments and your a bit embarrassed that's why you have gone of the subject of what the actual report is about and started talking about things that interest no one else at all

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
7:47pm Thu 22 Nov 12

If one opens with a parenthesis, one must always remember to end with a close parenthesis.

parenthensis plural = parenthenses

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
7:48pm Thu 22 Nov 12

Mrfox22 wrote:
I did not expect you to believe me that's why I said it will not interest you but the fact you've commented and said I was a liar tells me that there is a little bit of you that does believe me
But who would believe someone they don't know ? I wouldn't
But then again the reason why said it was not for you to believe what my career was but it was to show you that you don't actually know anyone your talking to
And the easiest thing to do is pick up on people's spelling, punctuation and grammar mistakes
Because that's the only thing you seem to be able to do ?
I think I have proven my point enough
And I know you are gonna come with a a comment that you have taken a little bit out of what I've said and bring it to people's attention but not once have you actually addressed what I'm actually saying
And the reason your doing this is because you know i am completely overpowering your comments and your a bit embarrassed that's why you have gone of the subject of what the actual report is about and started talking about things that interest no one else at all
Go back to school, boy.

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
7:51pm Thu 22 Nov 12

Your adjectives and adverbs are also a bit 'iffy'.

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
7:51pm Thu 22 Nov 12

Give up?

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
7:53pm Thu 22 Nov 12

Mrfox22, do yourself a favour and search for my name on this site. Look up my blogs and learn something.

You again? says...
7:54pm Thu 22 Nov 12

Name me three things foxes are good for?

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
7:57pm Thu 22 Nov 12

You again? wrote:
Name me three things foxes are good for?
Is your comment addressed to anyone in particular?

You again? says...
8:01pm Thu 22 Nov 12

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott wrote:
You again? wrote:
Name me three things foxes are good for?
Is your comment addressed to anyone in particular?
Nope, anyone.

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
8:03pm Thu 22 Nov 12

You again? wrote:
Name me three things foxes are good for?
I presume it is a question. After all, your comment ends with a question mark.

? = question mark

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
8:05pm Thu 22 Nov 12

You again? wrote:
Name me three things foxes are good for?
Perhaps it is a statement. Statements with force must or should end with an exclamation mark.

! = exclamation mark

Mrfox22 says...
8:08pm Thu 22 Nov 12

Yet again you have commented a pointless comment "go back to school boy"
That is a very easy path to go down have nothing to say so you chose to say something that you hope people will find funny and in doing so you hope to offend the person you are aiming it at
And when you posted a quote back to me about when I said about "people who go against the report have valid comments" and you put a question mark which was in reply to when I said I haven't put you down
That was a mistake you made where you didn't read it properly or shall should blow it right out of proportion and start saying like you cannot read therefore you should back to school boy
But in doing that I will be causing more of an argument rather than a debate
So instead I will just say you must have read that wrong I was not putting you down a was saying that valid comments always come from either side whether it be for or against the report

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
8:10pm Thu 22 Nov 12

Mrfox22 wrote:
Yet again you have commented a pointless comment "go back to school boy"
That is a very easy path to go down have nothing to say so you chose to say something that you hope people will find funny and in doing so you hope to offend the person you are aiming it at
And when you posted a quote back to me about when I said about "people who go against the report have valid comments" and you put a question mark which was in reply to when I said I haven't put you down
That was a mistake you made where you didn't read it properly or shall should blow it right out of proportion and start saying like you cannot read therefore you should back to school boy
But in doing that I will be causing more of an argument rather than a debate
So instead I will just say you must have read that wrong I was not putting you down a was saying that valid comments always come from either side whether it be for or against the report
Did someone say something?

No? Okay, my mistake. Sorry about that.

bizzymum says...
8:11pm Thu 22 Nov 12

You again? wrote:
Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott wrote:
You again? wrote:
Name me three things foxes are good for?
Is your comment addressed to anyone in particular?
Nope, anyone.
Ripping open rubbish bags, crapping in the garden and fur coats. How's that for starters?

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
8:12pm Thu 22 Nov 12

I only speak English, you see.

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
8:16pm Thu 22 Nov 12

bizzymum wrote:
You again? wrote:
Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott wrote:
You again? wrote:
Name me three things foxes are good for?
Is your comment addressed to anyone in particular?
Nope, anyone.
Ripping open rubbish bags, crapping in the garden and fur coats. How's that for starters?
Put your rubbish bags in the wheelie bins provided.

As for crapping in the garden, put some pepper down.

If you leave your fur coat on the lawn, that's your problem. I suggest putting it in the wardrobe.


Simples.

Mrfox22 says...
8:22pm Thu 22 Nov 12

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott
By saying "did someone say something" you have just proved to everyone else reading this that your comments are invalid therefore I am happy with the debate I've put up and no longer need to back up anything I've said

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
8:25pm Thu 22 Nov 12

Mrfox22 wrote:
Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott
By saying "did someone say something" you have just proved to everyone else reading this that your comments are invalid therefore I am happy with the debate I've put up and no longer need to back up anything I've said
Thank goodness for that.

Bye.

Gypo.Joe says...
8:31pm Thu 22 Nov 12

Typical kids just got to have the last word. Never know when to just STFU.

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
8:38pm Thu 22 Nov 12

Gypo.Joe wrote:
Typical kids just got to have the last word. Never know when to just STFU.
I know, Joe.

Bless 'em.

Rachel098 says...
9:46pm Thu 22 Nov 12

Gypo.Joe wrote:
Typical kids just got to have the last word. Never know when to just STFU.
I don't think you know when to STFU either.

Rachel098 says...
9:46pm Thu 22 Nov 12

Gypo.Joe wrote:
Typical kids just got to have the last word. Never know when to just STFU.
I don't think you know when to STFU either.

Marty1979 says...
9:56pm Thu 22 Nov 12

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott wrote:
Joe, I guess I shouldn't mention this old blog in case I cause offence to you and your folks:

http://www.newsshopp

er.co.uk/lifestyle/l

ifestyle/2011/02/09/

BLOG+Erastus/8843106

.GYPSIES__My_big__fa

t__gypsy_disgrace/
Isn't that the one that got a "relative" of yours banned?

Gypo.Joe says...
11:38pm Thu 22 Nov 12

Rachel098 just STFU.

ThAnK YoU Marty.

cm punk says...
11:53pm Thu 22 Nov 12

Such a mongfest on here

organicwench says...
9:10am Fri 23 Nov 12

cm punk wrote:
Such a mongfest on here
best comment ever :)

the wall says...
10:10am Fri 23 Nov 12

Mrfox22 wrote:
Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott
My point is that you commenting on my punctuation, spelling and grammar was a very pointless comment
This is going to not have any affect on you and I know you couldn't get less but I finished university a year ago and I am a fully qualified paramedic working for the NHS now I don't earn endless amounts of money but my job is very respected by the public
My point is you don't know on here who your talking to and I know what your intentions are in the comments you make, you think you are above everyone else with your correct spelling, punctuation and grammar and yes you may have a really good job
But as you can see I have not once put you down on in any way
I'm just proving that the sarcastic comments that you have made are not necessary and the you not above anyone
Paramedic: Image - Either caring and compassionate like Josh and Penny from Casualty, or dashing and cool as portrayed by Hollywood filmmakers. Deal with seriously ill and injured people, in a whirlwind of blue lights, needles, drugs and drips. Reality - Spend 99% of your time 1) Picking up incontinent old ladies who have fallen out of bed in the middle of the night. 2) Dealing with scrotes on council estates who think that an ambulance is a free taxi to A&E, and that A&E is a drop-in minor ailments centre when it's just too much hassle to see their GP. 3) Picking up the idiots who can't hold their drink and in a bid to preserve their dignity, insist that they've had their drink spiked. 4) Chasing the police around, because H&S means that their policies now include calling an ambulance to every single job where someone is hurt - regardless of lack of severity. I'm talking about cut fingers after a pub fight and people who are a little bit upset after a minor car accident... The other 1%, if you're lucky, involves people who actually need an ambulance. If it's a bad day, that 1% just means writing statements answering complaints from the public in points 1-4 above.

So you want respect because of what you say you do as a job. No one cares what you do on the interweb. I'm 22years old 6'4 powerfully built, a CEO and I have a goatee. At the weekend I take kittens and puppies to visit sick kids. Now that demands respect!

I must have missed the memorandum that said you have been made Lord Overseer of the Interweb. But sorry to break it to you, we have no respect for your authoritah!

Erith chap says...
10:56am Fri 23 Nov 12

All the complaining of this being a non story and yet we humans have commented on it over 179 times. We have just made it the biggest story on this wonderful paper's website...
Touche News Shopper, touche.

Gypo.Joe says...
11:04am Fri 23 Nov 12

Erith chap wrote:
All the complaining of this being a non story and yet we humans have commented on it over 179 times. We have just made it the biggest story on this wonderful paper's website...
Touche News Shopper, touche.
All I can say is welcome home Simon Bull, the mans a living legend !!

Mr Mills says...
11:16am Fri 23 Nov 12

superzavv wrote:
Haha brilliant okay read it again the reason it's in the news paper is because of a joke not because the story is a joke? And I like foxes I wouldn't want that and this is funny you actually think I want 15 seconds of this it's embarrassing why would I want this? How could I make this story up mate just because your sad enough to think everyone's like you ?
U r jokes bravv

Gypo.Joe says...
11:32am Fri 23 Nov 12

I guess Jack and Kelly must be at skool today.

cm punk says...
11:49am Fri 23 Nov 12

organicwench wrote:
cm punk wrote:
Such a mongfest on here
best comment ever :)
There is much more if you want it wench

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
11:50am Fri 23 Nov 12

Gypo.Joe wrote:
Erith chap wrote:
All the complaining of this being a non story and yet we humans have commented on it over 179 times. We have just made it the biggest story on this wonderful paper's website...
Touche News Shopper, touche.
All I can say is welcome home Simon Bull, the mans a living legend !!
Yes, it's so nice to be back ... I mean, how nice that Webmaster Simon The Wise is back here to look after us all and make sure we all behave ourselves. The Shopper just wasn't the same without him.

Welcome back, Webmaster!

the wall says...
12:03pm Fri 23 Nov 12

All hail the Webmaster!

Gypo.Joe says...
12:03pm Fri 23 Nov 12

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott wrote:
Gypo.Joe wrote:
Erith chap wrote:
All the complaining of this being a non story and yet we humans have commented on it over 179 times. We have just made it the biggest story on this wonderful paper's website...
Touche News Shopper, touche.
All I can say is welcome home Simon Bull, the mans a living legend !!
Yes, it's so nice to be back ... I mean, how nice that Webmaster Simon The Wise is back here to look after us all and make sure we all behave ourselves. The Shopper just wasn't the same without him.

Welcome back, Webmaster!
100% Agreed.

Mr Mills says...
12:26pm Fri 23 Nov 12

cm punk wrote:
organicwench wrote:
cm punk wrote: Such a mongfest on here
best comment ever :)
There is much more if you want it wench
Lad.

Tip-Top says...
1:32pm Fri 23 Nov 12

Has anyone seen my dog? It has very light brown fur (slight tinge of ginger if I'm honest) and absolutely loves getting on buses....doesn't take to people (or other dogs for that matter) hanging bus stops.

Usually gives me three rings when staying out late.

Any help is much appreciated. Answers to the name "bitemyshoe".

Woopsthatwentabitwrong says...
2:45pm Fri 23 Nov 12

On the same note as Tip-Top, has anyone seen my fustian ego?

It answers to the name of L.E.P.T and has become rather bloated with self-important hot air and floated off.

If found, please do not return, but run over with a Land Rover.

Many thanks.

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
3:06pm Fri 23 Nov 12

Woopsthatwentabitwro
ng
wrote:
On the same note as Tip-Top, has anyone seen my fustian ego?

It answers to the name of L.E.P.T and has become rather bloated with self-important hot air and floated off.

If found, please do not return, but run over with a Land Rover.

Many thanks.
Is that a threat?

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
3:15pm Fri 23 Nov 12

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott wrote:
Woopsthatwentabitwro

ng
wrote:
On the same note as Tip-Top, has anyone seen my fustian ego?

It answers to the name of L.E.P.T and has become rather bloated with self-important hot air and floated off.

If found, please do not return, but run over with a Land Rover.

Many thanks.
Is that a threat?
If so, at least get the initials in the correct order.

Muppet!

Woopsthatwentabitwrong says...
4:02pm Fri 23 Nov 12

L.E.P.T - small : weak : thin : fine

Name the song:

" ---'-- -- ----, you probably think this post is about you"

Hook, line & sinker!

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
4:14pm Fri 23 Nov 12

Woopsthatwentabitwro
ng
wrote:
L.E.P.T - small : weak : thin : fine

Name the song:

" ---'-- -- ----, you probably think this post is about you"

Hook, line & sinker!
Nice attempt to dig yourself out of an embarrassing hole of your own creation but it didn't work.

Now, go and do your homework, Carly.

Tip-Top says...
4:19pm Fri 23 Nov 12

Bitemyshoe???

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
4:26pm Fri 23 Nov 12

Tip-Top wrote:
Bitemyshoe???
I know. Pathetic, isn't it?

Woopsthatwentabitwrong says...
4:27pm Fri 23 Nov 12

Oh, but it did work! Fantastically!
Have a wonderful evening.

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
4:30pm Fri 23 Nov 12

Woopsthatwentabitwro
ng
wrote:
Oh, but it did work! Fantastically!
Have a wonderful evening.
Er, no. It didn't.

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
4:31pm Fri 23 Nov 12

Oh, and by the way. Whoops, not woops.

Tip-Top says...
4:33pm Fri 23 Nov 12

Woops is far too "cocky".....a lot like my bitemyshoe!

Woopsthatwentabitwrong says...
4:35pm Fri 23 Nov 12

Yes it did.
See how much fun this is?

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
4:37pm Fri 23 Nov 12

Your school report:

Must try harder. Grade: zzzzzzzz

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
4:40pm Fri 23 Nov 12

Come on then. Explain it.

If it is so intellectually brilliant, witty and amusing, I will be the first to congratulate you.

I'm waiting but will only give you 1 minute in which to explain yourself.

Starting ... NOW!

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
4:41pm Fri 23 Nov 12

Time's up.

Now, off you pop.

Gypo.Joe says...
4:42pm Fri 23 Nov 12

"They' will be off home soon Lord P, gota get the fast out of Cannon Street.

Woopsthatwentabitwrong says...
4:43pm Fri 23 Nov 12

Hey Piggy,
You're pretty funny.
How is Lenny Henry?

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
4:44pm Fri 23 Nov 12

Gypo.Joe wrote:
"They' will be off home soon Lord P, gota get the fast out of Cannon Street.
Joe, you are such a wise tinker.

Tip-Top says...
4:45pm Fri 23 Nov 12

Elvis isn't dead......

Woopsthatwentabitwrong says...
4:51pm Fri 23 Nov 12

What larks!

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
5:02pm Fri 23 Nov 12

Woopsthatwentabitwro
ng
wrote:
What larks!
Dear Muppet

I gave you a chance to prove yourself but you blew it.

It is now time for me to ignore you, so don't waste any more of your time.

Goodbye.

Gypo.Joe says...
5:02pm Fri 23 Nov 12

Wot jolly japes chaps.

Run along home now to ya fat old lady, I'm sure she has lots of DIY for y'all this weekend.

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
5:05pm Fri 23 Nov 12

Game, set and match.

Tip-Top says...
5:06pm Fri 23 Nov 12

I'm not going out until Holby City has finished...which may be some time

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
5:08pm Fri 23 Nov 12

Tip-Top wrote:
I'm not going out until Holby City has finished...which may be some time
Lady P. and I prefer Nurse Jackie.

Woopsthatwentabitwrong says...
5:14pm Fri 23 Nov 12

My time has not been wasted. You have amused me greatly.

Tip-Top says...
5:16pm Fri 23 Nov 12

Lady P told you to post that, surely....go on, admit it...you're amongst friends here (and strange attention-seeking teenagers)!

Tip-Top says...
5:19pm Fri 23 Nov 12

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott wrote:
Tip-Top wrote: I'm not going out until Holby City has finished...which may be some time
Lady P. and I prefer Nurse Jackie.
I saw one of those old five pound notes the other day

Woopsthatwentabitwrong says...
5:21pm Fri 23 Nov 12

Come on Tip Top, Lord Piggy can't be a teenager - he can spell...

Gypo.Joe says...
5:22pm Fri 23 Nov 12

Tip-Top wrote:
Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott wrote:
Tip-Top wrote: I'm not going out until Holby City has finished...which may be some time
Lady P. and I prefer Nurse Jackie.
I saw one of those old five pound notes the other day
Wot the old lady give it to ya as ya spending money for the week ?

Tip-Top says...
5:24pm Fri 23 Nov 12

Tip-Top wrote:
Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott wrote:
Tip-Top wrote: I'm not going out until Holby City has finished...which may be some time
Lady P. and I prefer Nurse Jackie.
I saw one of those old five pound notes the other day
I was referring to the strange breeds that initiated the main story…the future of Britain…very sad!

reasonable75 says...
5:28pm Fri 23 Nov 12

Tip-Top wrote:
Elvis isn't dead......
Quite right, he works in the chip shop

Tip-Top says...
5:30pm Fri 23 Nov 12

I've clicked on the wrong "quote" twice by the looks of it....that's proper messed me up!

Joe - "spending money"? Havne't heard that phrase for a while....but yeah, something like that...can't put pound coins in pint glasses anymore I'm afraid!

Gypo.Joe says...
5:44pm Fri 23 Nov 12

Tip-Top wrote:
I've clicked on the wrong "quote" twice by the looks of it....that's proper messed me up!

Joe - "spending money"? Havne't heard that phrase for a while....but yeah, something like that...can't put pound coins in pint glasses anymore I'm afraid!
Yus the good ole days, 8 pints fer a pund ****.

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
5:52pm Fri 23 Nov 12

Am I the only reader on this thread who is sober?

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
5:56pm Fri 23 Nov 12

Hey Joe, watch this clip. It's one of my favourites:

http://www.youtube.c
om/watch?v=GrQpe7q03
vA

Gypo.Joe says...
6:03pm Fri 23 Nov 12

I cant open the link for some reason.

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
6:24pm Fri 23 Nov 12

Gypo.Joe wrote:
I cant open the link for some reason.
Sorry to hear that, Joe. Go to YouTube and type in High Plains Drifter You Still Here.

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
7:04pm Fri 23 Nov 12

Jack and Kelly. You have had more than 15 minutes of fame.

You have not only made yourselves famous but you have given a lot of pleasure to News Shopper readers.

Good luck to you both.

Erastus xxx

PS: Of course I will be honoured if you name your first born after me ... but I will understand if don't. :)

Marty1979 says...
7:54pm Fri 23 Nov 12

Who knows, perhaps Spielberg will see this story & make a box office record breaking film about it

Gypo.Joe says...
8:10pm Fri 23 Nov 12

Marty1979 wrote:
Who knows, perhaps Spielberg will see this story & make a box office record breaking film about it
How about ..


'One Flew Over the Foxes Den.'

cm punk says...
9:16pm Fri 23 Nov 12

Lard Arsetus Theobaldy Piggtrott, your internet warrior skills have reached an eleven.

"slow clap"

mouthalmighty says...
9:45pm Fri 23 Nov 12

oh wot fun.

ron.1952 says...
9:51pm Fri 23 Nov 12

Much Ado About Nothing.

really.


HRH Ron x

Woopsthatwentabitwrong says...
5:00pm Sat 24 Nov 12

Hey L.E.T.P, I see you work at Newsquest too! How exciting!!!!
Catch up with you on Monday - I'll check on Global Apps.

Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott says...
5:55pm Sat 24 Nov 12

Woopsthatwentabitwro
ng
wrote:
Hey L.E.T.P, I see you work at Newsquest too! How exciting!!!!
Catch up with you on Monday - I'll check on Global Apps.
Yawn.

Woopsthatwentabitwrong says...
6:06pm Sat 24 Nov 12

Karma.

Gypo.Joe says...
7:53pm Sat 24 Nov 12

Woopsthatwentabitwro
ng
wrote:
Hey L.E.T.P, I see you work at Newsquest too! How exciting!!!!
Catch up with you on Monday - I'll check on Global Apps.
Of course you did mean Global Apes.

If it's OK with your keeper I'll send you some fruit.

Pip pip............... ;)

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