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12:27pm Tuesday 31st January 2012 in News By David Mills
CHILDREN who use a footpath nicknamed "Poo Alley" to get to school are facing a "health hazard", according to a concerned parent.
Damian Cerase, 48, says he's too afraid to look up in case he treads in dog mess, when he takes his eight-year-old son Tennyson to and from school.
The path runs off Magpie Hall Lane in Bromley to Princes Plain Primary School and then on to Bishop Justus School.
Mr Cerase, of nearby Link Way, says the problem is so bad that it is known to parents and neighbours as "Poo Alley".
He said: "It's perpetually covered in poo. Everyone calls it poo alley. It's an accepted fact.
"I walk the length of the alley with my head down, too afraid to look up in case I tread in something.
"It's a lane used by hundreds of school children. Kids are usually running about so it often gets trodden in. There are poo-shaped foot prints so you don't have to be Sherlock to follow the trail."
Father-of-one Mr Cerase, who works in publishing, has even considered putting up a sign naming it.
He said: "There's no name to the alley but I thought it could get their attention and they'd come and clean it up.
"I was thinking of putting up a sign such as: 'You are now entering poo alley. Please be careful where you tread.'"
Mr Cerase is calling on Bromley Council to clean up what he describes as a "faeces-strewn" path.
He said: "It's a health hazard.
"The council says it will look into it but nothing ever changes."
The deputy headteacher at Princes Plain Primary School, Amantha Canagasingham, said: "We have had some comments (about the dog poo). It's a public footpath but it's not our responsibility.
"We want to work with parents to make posters to encourage people to pick up dog mess for the good of everyone.
"It would be nice to feel that every adult that has a dog would take responsibility and clean it up so we would not have it as a problem."
The council's portfolio holder for environment, Councillor Colin Smith, said: “We would like to thank the resident for bringing this problem to our attention but hope that people will understand there is only so much the council can do.
"We know that most dog owners are responsible thoughtful people who do look after their dogs but those that don’t need to understand their animals come with a responsibility to society and they need to step up to the mark and start doing the decent thing.
"Where they fail to do so, they will increasingly find themselves on the wrong end of a fixed penalty notice and £80 fine as this is an area we are determined to clamp down on during 2012.
"Problem areas will also see hard hitting posters being put up and we will also be looking to work more closely with the police’s safer neighbourhood teams in identifying those responsible.”
Should "Poo Alley" not be considered an appropriate name, Mr Cerase has come up with a few alternative suggestions.
These are:
- POO PASSAGE
- MUCK PIE HALL LANE
- EXCREMENT AVENUE
- NUMBER TWO WAY
- DOG STOOL PATH
Comments(22)
the wall
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1:19pm Tue 31 Jan 12
PaulErith
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1:41pm Tue 31 Jan 12
Lukeyboy
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2:25pm Tue 31 Jan 12
DJHMOTT
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2:35pm Tue 31 Jan 12
Duckorange
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2:57pm Tue 31 Jan 12
bnorther
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6:22pm Tue 31 Jan 12
whats common about sense
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6:51pm Tue 31 Jan 12
bizzymum
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6:54pm Tue 31 Jan 12
DJHMOTT wrote:Crikey, where exactly do you live?
The area I live in is always covered in dogs poo. Some pavements have new poo in exactly the same spot every day. When walking my son to preschool our heads are permanently faced down and stomaches churning whilst we go on our 'poo hunt'. Bromley seriously needs to do something about this, either clean it up or enforce the law on the owners that do it. Why put up fine notices and then not enforce them.
GODUPERE2
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12:28am Wed 1 Feb 12
the wall wrote:No, I think its his legs are too short.
How about teaching the kids not to play with it ? Mr Cerase : Your trousers are to long.
markay
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8:28am Wed 1 Feb 12
TheEverardedbutt
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9:28am Wed 1 Feb 12
DJHMOTT
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10:24am Wed 1 Feb 12
bizzymum wrote:Not necessarily a mountain of poo, because on a daily basis that daily pile of poo is collected onto childrens and adults shoes and given a loving home, forever ingrained into their lovely carpets. The skid marks always last for quite a while though. And as for Sherlock it would be great if we could say to him 'No S**t Sherlock!!'
DJHMOTT wrote: The area I live in is always covered in dogs poo. Some pavements have new poo in exactly the same spot every day. When walking my son to preschool our heads are permanently faced down and stomaches churning whilst we go on our 'poo hunt'. Bromley seriously needs to do something about this, either clean it up or enforce the law on the owners that do it. Why put up fine notices and then not enforce them.Crikey, where exactly do you live? ........"Some pavements have new poo in exactly the same spot everyday." That would be a mountain of poo wouldn't it?? In Sherlock's opinion that's not much of a poo hunt!
Tmcd
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11:29am Wed 1 Feb 12
DJHMOTT
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12:42pm Wed 1 Feb 12
joegypo7th
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9:08pm Wed 1 Feb 12
never2late
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12:22am Thu 2 Feb 12
joegypo7th wrote:joegypo7th, i guess you are the type of person who would not take jesus seriously cos he wore sandals...
"Oh what fun we had
But, did it really turn out bad
All I learnt at school
Was how to bend not break the rules
Oh what fun we had
But at the time it seemed so bad
Trying different ways
To make a difference to the days.
Baggy trousers, baggy trousers, baggy trousers
Baggy trousers, baggy trousers, baggy trousers"
Sorry but I just cannot take anyone seriously when they have such baggy strides on. Do ya like plenty of ball room, or what ?
joegypo7th
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11:46am Thu 2 Feb 12
DJHMOTT
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12:53pm Thu 2 Feb 12
Peter Arronsen
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8:13pm Thu 2 Feb 12
never2late
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9:24am Fri 3 Feb 12
the bible scoffer
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10:30am Sat 4 Feb 12
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Kentish_lady says...
12:42pm Tue 31 Jan 12