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'Poo Alley' causing 'health hazard' to school kids

Damian Cerase Damian Cerase

CHILDREN who use a footpath nicknamed "Poo Alley" to get to school are facing a "health hazard", according to a concerned parent.

Damian Cerase, 48, says he's too afraid to look up in case he treads in dog mess, when he takes his eight-year-old son Tennyson to and from school.

The path runs off Magpie Hall Lane in Bromley to Princes Plain Primary School and then on to Bishop Justus School.

'Poo Alley' causing 'health hazard' to school kids

Mr Cerase, of nearby Link Way, says the problem is so bad that it is known to parents and neighbours as "Poo Alley".

He said: "It's perpetually covered in poo. Everyone calls it poo alley. It's an accepted fact.

"I walk the length of the alley with my head down, too afraid to look up in case I tread in something.

"It's a lane used by hundreds of school children. Kids are usually running about so it often gets trodden in. There are poo-shaped foot prints so you don't have to be Sherlock to follow the trail."

Father-of-one Mr Cerase, who works in publishing, has even considered putting up a sign naming it.

He said: "There's no name to the alley but I thought it could get their attention and they'd come and clean it up.

"I was thinking of putting up a sign such as: 'You are now entering poo alley. Please be careful where you tread.'"

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'Poo Alley' causing 'health hazard' to school kids

Mr Cerase is calling on Bromley Council to clean up what he describes as a "faeces-strewn" path.

He said: "It's a health hazard.

"The council says it will look into it but nothing ever changes."

The deputy headteacher at Princes Plain Primary School, Amantha Canagasingham, said: "We have had some comments (about the dog poo). It's a public footpath but it's not our responsibility.

"We want to work with parents to make posters to encourage people to pick up dog mess for the good of everyone.

"It would be nice to feel that every adult that has a dog would take responsibility and clean it up so we would not have it as a problem."

The council's portfolio holder for environment, Councillor Colin Smith, said: “We would like to thank the resident for bringing this problem to our attention but hope that people will understand there is only so much the council can do.

"We know that most dog owners are responsible thoughtful people who do look after their dogs but those that don’t need to understand their animals come with a responsibility to society and they need to step up to the mark and start doing the decent thing.

"Where they fail to do so, they will increasingly find themselves on the wrong end of a fixed penalty notice and £80 fine as this is an area we are determined to clamp down on during 2012.

"Problem areas will also see hard hitting posters being put up and we will also be looking to work more closely with the police’s safer neighbourhood teams in identifying those responsible.”

'Poo Alley' causing 'health hazard' to school kids

Should "Poo Alley" not be considered an appropriate name, Mr Cerase has come up with a few alternative suggestions.

These are:

- POO PASSAGE

- MUCK PIE HALL LANE

- EXCREMENT AVENUE

- NUMBER TWO WAY

- DOG STOOL PATH

Comments(22)

Kentish_lady says...
12:42pm Tue 31 Jan 12

I own a dog and always pick up after her, it disgusts me when I see dog pooh on the floor and it's not fair on others, esp little children. If there are no dog bins on the alleyway maybe a campaign could be started to raise funds to buy one to help encourage people to dispose of it properly? Although, the council should be dipping into its pocket if there isn't a bin there already!

the wall says...
1:19pm Tue 31 Jan 12

How about teaching the kids not to play with it ?

Mr Cerase : Your trousers are to long.

PaulErith says...
1:41pm Tue 31 Jan 12

Fines should be severely increased for anyone found letting their dog foul in public places. It's totally disgusting and I don't see why anyone would honestly think that it's ok! If you want to own a dog, fine! Just clean up after it.

Lukeyboy says...
2:25pm Tue 31 Jan 12

My favourite is Poo Passage. Made me giggle.

DJHMOTT says...
2:35pm Tue 31 Jan 12

The area I live in is always covered in dogs poo. Some pavements have new poo in exactly the same spot every day. When walking my son to preschool our heads are permanently faced down and stomaches churning whilst we go on our 'poo hunt'. Bromley seriously needs to do something about this, either clean it up or enforce the law on the owners that do it. Why put up fine notices and then not enforce them.

Duckorange says...
2:57pm Tue 31 Jan 12

DOG EGG BOULEVARD

bnorther says...
6:22pm Tue 31 Jan 12

The council need to check out the path near Scott's Park Primary as well. The path from Park Road to Freelands Road is disgusting.

whats common about sense says...
6:51pm Tue 31 Jan 12

The council should clamp down, dog mess is an issue in a lot of areas. The threat of a fine is no deterrent, I bet not many fines are actually issued anyway, maybe those caught not cleaning up behind their dogs should be made to spend 48 hours cleaning dog mess from around the area - similar to a community service type punishment, they might think twice next time, I'd rather clear one pooh than spend hours picking the stuff up!

bizzymum says...
6:54pm Tue 31 Jan 12

DJHMOTT wrote:
The area I live in is always covered in dogs poo. Some pavements have new poo in exactly the same spot every day. When walking my son to preschool our heads are permanently faced down and stomaches churning whilst we go on our 'poo hunt'. Bromley seriously needs to do something about this, either clean it up or enforce the law on the owners that do it. Why put up fine notices and then not enforce them.
Crikey, where exactly do you live?

........"Some pavements have new poo in exactly the same spot everyday."

That would be a mountain of poo wouldn't it?? In Sherlock's opinion that's not much of a poo hunt!

GODUPERE2 says...
12:28am Wed 1 Feb 12

the wall wrote:
How about teaching the kids not to play with it ? Mr Cerase : Your trousers are to long.
No, I think its his legs are too short.

markay says...
8:28am Wed 1 Feb 12

I spoke to Bromley Council about the dog mess in my road a few years ago. They said they could do little about it unless they had firm evidence, and that they would put more signs up (they didn't). I accept the need for evidence but why not target a bad street for one day and prosecute every offender? If they got loads of publicity it might work.

TheEverardedbutt says...
9:28am Wed 1 Feb 12

"Dog Toffee Path"
I think we all know one of those.
I want to know about the £1000 fine that dog fouling is supposed to command. I know that in SE25 there are yellow stickers on the lamp-posts informing you of the fine but clearly this is useless
I suggest the council change their approach and spend a day or so hounding these people (excuse the pun!) and all those caught instead of being fined should be made to spend a day picking up dog mess from all around their local area whilst wearing a hi-vis vest that says "I let my dog foul the pavement" on the back.
I bet this would work if only because of the embarrassment factor!

This is one of my bugbears, I hate having to negotiate a path through the strategically placed "Dog bombs" whilst taking my daughter to school.
I have even embarrassed one of the parents at the school after she let her dog go on the floor and then walked off like she didn't even know the dog had done it!
I picked it up in a nappy sack (I always have a load in my pocket as im a dog owner myself) and said "This belongs to you" and handed her the bag with her dog's crap in, much to the derision of her friends and her daughter class teacher.
There hasn't been a repeat incident as she now carries bags to clean up after her dog, proof as far as I'm concerned that embarrassment is the way to go.

DJHMOTT says...
10:24am Wed 1 Feb 12

bizzymum wrote:
DJHMOTT wrote: The area I live in is always covered in dogs poo. Some pavements have new poo in exactly the same spot every day. When walking my son to preschool our heads are permanently faced down and stomaches churning whilst we go on our 'poo hunt'. Bromley seriously needs to do something about this, either clean it up or enforce the law on the owners that do it. Why put up fine notices and then not enforce them.
Crikey, where exactly do you live? ........"Some pavements have new poo in exactly the same spot everyday." That would be a mountain of poo wouldn't it?? In Sherlock's opinion that's not much of a poo hunt!
Not necessarily a mountain of poo, because on a daily basis that daily pile of poo is collected onto childrens and adults shoes and given a loving home, forever ingrained into their lovely carpets. The skid marks always last for quite a while though. And as for Sherlock it would be great if we could say to him 'No S**t Sherlock!!'

Tmcd says...
11:29am Wed 1 Feb 12

It’s the same down the road my Girlfriend lives. It's been nicknamed Dog S**t Downham. If it snows it’s safer to walk in the road rather than stepping on what I would refer to as a dog poo mine. With the amount of poo that appears on a daily basis, the total amount of fines given for catching perpetrators would more than enough pay for someone to walk the same street for that day on poo watch. I don’t begrudge people having dogs, I begrudge the people that don’t clean up after them.

DJHMOTT says...
12:42pm Wed 1 Feb 12

Another annoying thing is when owners happily stride yards ahead of their dog which is not on a lead and then the dog poos and the owner doesn't even notice, they don't even look back. Seen that happen loads of times.
Would be nice one morning if my son and I could look up at the sky and the trees on the way to preschool instead of the grey and s***ty pavements!

joegypo7th says...
9:08pm Wed 1 Feb 12

"Oh what fun we had
But, did it really turn out bad
All I learnt at school
Was how to bend not break the rules
Oh what fun we had
But at the time it seemed so bad
Trying different ways
To make a difference to the days.

Baggy trousers, baggy trousers, baggy trousers
Baggy trousers, baggy trousers, baggy trousers"

Sorry but I just cannot take anyone seriously when they have such baggy strides on. Do ya like plenty of ball room, or what ?

never2late says...
12:22am Thu 2 Feb 12

joegypo7th wrote:
"Oh what fun we had
But, did it really turn out bad
All I learnt at school
Was how to bend not break the rules
Oh what fun we had
But at the time it seemed so bad
Trying different ways
To make a difference to the days.

Baggy trousers, baggy trousers, baggy trousers
Baggy trousers, baggy trousers, baggy trousers"

Sorry but I just cannot take anyone seriously when they have such baggy strides on. Do ya like plenty of ball room, or what ?
joegypo7th, i guess you are the type of person who would not take jesus seriously cos he wore sandals...

Anyway, pavement poo covers the whole country. Gotta be votes in dog eggs for any party that's listening.

Simple, really. Just make it so that a dog licence is only issued when the owner antes up some doggy DNA. Then the council sets up a CSI lab who patrol the streets and alleys, bagging up samples. When the poo DNA gets a match on their database, or doodoobase, they slap a fine and rake in some wonga.

I bet Channel 5 would take it too - a sort of 'poodunnit'.

joegypo7th says...
11:46am Thu 2 Feb 12

The country is broke and you wanna set up a DNA bank for dogs. Yea thats going to fly .....I think not.
Just really enforce the laws on the books already. I'd like to know how many dog owners get nicked each year for letting their animals crap all over the place. Not many if any I would wager.

DJHMOTT says...
12:53pm Thu 2 Feb 12

If you bring back dog licensing only the good, responsible owners will apply for a license. Scummy owners will not bother. So I agree - enforce the laws that are already in place, fine owner, dna that dog and then the dog can be traced if owner allows it to 'reoffend', then owner be imprisoned or dog taken away. Sorted!!

Peter Arronsen says...
8:13pm Thu 2 Feb 12

I jointly run a blog, which is dedicated to the eradication of dog fouling.

This item really caught my eye. It now features as a lead article.

Let's get those signs up and make them count!!

Join our campaign here:
http://dogfoulingand
redrubberbands.blogs
pot.com/

never2late says...
9:24am Fri 3 Feb 12

Peter, it's a good idea to put up signs, as clearly the local authorities aren't bothered.

If this article was meant to shame the Council into action, it has failed. They talk a good game, but just go through the motions...a bit like us residents on our daily walks.

Just back from 'Poo Alley' with my son, and we played a counting game - gave up "I-Spy" ages ago as it's always "something beginning with P". Counting scattered, squashed and scraped poo as single "events", there were 25 piles in about 100 metres.

That would work out at 250 poos per km, or 250ppk.

the bible scoffer says...
10:30am Sat 4 Feb 12

...couldn't we bag it all up... and send it to 'joe' :)

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