CABARET and burlesque are enjoying something of a revival in London at the moment, with more sequinned leotards and jazz hands in fringe clubs and back-alley bars than you can shake a nipple tassel at.

Greenwich Dance’s regular soirees at the art deco Borough Hall are obviously popular but it’s hard to see why based on their latest offering last Friday.

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With candlelit tables and a well stocked bar, all the ingredients for a fabulous night were there, but unfortunately the result felt more like a community dance project — like Stepping Out without Liza Minnelli.

After a promising start from Tamzen Moulding’s acrobatic troupe InvertedDance, the night quickly descended into unintentional hilarity with a trouser dropping solo from dancer Matthew Hawkins.

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Frustrated boredom followed, as Wendy Houstoun — looking like a sad Christmas tree with a string of lights wrapped around her — delivered a dreary, poetic monologue.

Two bottles of wine later and Uchenna Dance’s African-inspired piece had energy but lacked imagination.

“Someone messed up big time,” Houstoun drawled. Yes, they certainly did.

Greenwich Dance’s next event will be a Family Cabaret on April 9 at 3.15pm. Visit greenwichdance.org.uk