DO YOU find the modern world and everyone in it a little more irritating every day? Then get your blood boiling with the live stage version of the BBC2 show Grumpy Old Women.

The tour stars comedian Jenny Eclair, performer and writer Dillie Keane and Birds Of A Feather actress Linda Robson.

Grumpy Old Women Live is described as theatrical HRT, tackling important issues such as the curse of catalogues, daylight yobbery and the onset of Invisible Woman Syndrome.

The hit TV series of Grumpy Old Women featured famous grumps such as Germaine Greer and Ann Widdecombe.

Grumpy Old Women Live.

May 15, Churchill Theatre, Bromley, 7.30pm, £19, box office 0870 0606620.

May 30, Orchard Theatre.

Dartford, 7.45pm, £19, 01322 220000.