AFTER we carried a story of a young couple caught enjoying a steamy romp in a library, reporter Paul Revoir visited some local bookhouses to find out what life was really like for librarians and the unusual things they have come across.>
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AFTER we carried a story of a young couple caught enjoying a steamy romp in a library, reporter Paul Revoir visited some local bookhouses to find out what life was really like for librarians and the unusual things they have come across.
THE job of a librarian may seem a fairly sedate occupation to most of us.
Carrying out the routine tasks of stamping, issuing and returning books to the shelves, the librarian's lot would appear to be a quiet one.
But beneath this veneer of tranquillity, the librarians can find themselves dealing with all sorts of unforeseen dramas and strange situations.
Principal library assistant at Chingford Library Barbara Curry and her colleague, Chris Bonney are the first to quash the stereotypical view that their jobs are mundane.
They told of the well-known case when one of our borough's book-fiends returned a volume complete with a cooked rasher of bacon which had been used as a book mark.
Barbara, who has also had to suffer conkers being thrown at her while working in the library, recalled: "When I was at Lea Bridge Library, we had a lady who would tear the last page out of every book as a marker so she knew that she had read it."
More commonly books are returned in a sorry state. She added: "We've also had quite a lot of cases where books that have been taken out are put in shopping bags and food has leaked on to them.
"I remember one book had been covered in cheesecake."
At Wood Street Library in Walthamstow, principal library assistant Debbie Savage and senior library assistant Caroll Glaister had a few out of the ordinary tales such as books falling into the bath and a drunk man dropping his book in Hollow Ponds.
Our librarians do an admirable job of keeping their patience with book-bugs.
One book came back with some unwrapped condoms – the title of the book was Family and Health Book. Debbie Savage said: "We used to get quite a lot of kids letting off stink bombs in here, but that seems to have gone out of fashion now thankfully."
Ten common excuses cited by librarians for returning books late
I left the book in a hotel
The dog ate or buried the book in the garden
I left it on the Tube
It was lost while decorating
I have been in hospital
I have been out of the country
I was sick
I was on holiday
I had my bag stolen
I need it for coursework
Ten reasons why you could be asked to leave the library
Abusive behaviour
Roller-skatingAbusive behaviour
Roller-skating
Making love
Throwing books
Fighting
Defacing books
Bringing pets in
Letting off fireworks
Being drunk
Smoking
Ten things the library does for you that you might not know about
Photocopying
Under 5's reading club
House-bound reader service
Sell educational books and posters
Public/private meeting room available for hire
List of all the titles available in Waltham Forest
Spoken Word books
Magazines for the blind
Telephone directories
Information about council and councillors
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