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Videos of gangs fighting on internet

1:44pm Monday 25th February 2008

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NEWS Shopper has uncovered what appears to be videos of youths in Bromley fighting and creating explosions.

A video clip on file sharing website YouTube showed what were believed to be teenagers brawling in Beckenham Recreation Ground.

The video, entitled 'girl getin banged in beck reck', clearly showed a girl kicking and stamping on another girl.

The clip, which was posted on February 17 and had been viewed 107 times, also contained lots of foul language.

Another video, called 'ELITE SET' showed what appeared to be a gang of eight youths from Penge, and was reminiscent of terrorists in Al-Qaeda videos.

It contained images of young men wearing hoods, masks and balaclavas.

The video, which was viewed 24 times, showed a mini explosion and finished with a shot of a Penge road sign.

Both videos had been posted by a 24-year-old YouTube user called mrrupt.

Penge and Cator Councillor Peter Fookes condemned the footage.

He said: "Some of these youngsters need to ask themselves a few questions.

"It's disgusting behaviour.

Cllr Fookes said there was a need to tackle the problem of gang culture.

He added: "It is worrying this video glamorises gang culture.

"We need to tackle this problem.

"The Penge video reminds me of Al-Qaeda with the music and the explosion."

A Bromley police spokesman said: "Unfortunately YouTube does tend to attract the less intelligent members of our community, along with those who have a vastly over-inflated opinion of their interest to others.

"These people attempt to draw attention to themselves in a variety of ways, often claiming to be part of something when they are not simply to impress their peers.

"Bromley police will not tolerate anyone committing crimes and video-recording their acts for posting on any of these worldwide moron multiplexes and those that do will end up damaging their lives by having to deal with a criminal record."

A YouTube spokesman said: "YouTube is a community site used by millions of people in very positive ways.

"Sadly as with any form of communication, there is a tiny minority of people who try to break the rules.

"When people see content that they think is inappropriate they can flag it and our staff then review it.

"If the content breaks our terms then we remove it and if a user repeatedly breaks the rules we disable their account."

Both videos have now been removed.


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John Rambo, Deep in the Jungle says...
3:02pm Mon 25 Feb 08

It used to be a nice place. Now its no better than its surrounding areas.





Pink Kitten, London says...
3:05pm Mon 25 Feb 08

John Rambo wrote:
It used to be a nice place. Now its no better than its surrounding areas.
Sorry John my message seems to have disappeared as if by magic!

Your Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott The Hanging Judge, The Park says...
5:05pm Mon 25 Feb 08

'It contained images of young men wearing hoods, masks and balaclavas.'

What a surprise!

Isn't it time that all hooded tops, mask and balaclavas were banned as it is obvious that anyone wearing a hoody, mask or balaclava is out to cause trouble.

Just ask Bertie Smalls.

I dare say some of you will do a 'Bertie' and report me but I am used to that and will turn Queen's evidence against you.

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott.

hoodie, dartford says...
5:47pm Mon 25 Feb 08

Your Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott The Hanging Judge wrote:
'It contained images of young men wearing hoods, masks and balaclavas.' What a surprise! Isn't it time that all hooded tops, mask and balaclavas were banned as it is obvious that anyone wearing a hoody, mask or balaclava is out to cause trouble. Just ask Bertie Smalls. I dare say some of you will do a 'Bertie' and report me but I am used to that and will turn Queen's evidence against you. Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott.
masks balaclavas yes but not sure about hoodies not every ones out for trouble unless your hiding your face

Mrs me, Kent says...
6:40pm Mon 25 Feb 08

Your Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott The Hanging Judge wrote:
\'It contained images of young men wearing hoods, masks and balaclavas.\' What a surprise! Isn\'t it time that all hooded tops, mask and balaclavas were banned as it is obvious that anyone wearing a hoody, mask or balaclava is out to cause trouble. Just ask Bertie Smalls. I dare say some of you will do a \'Bertie\' and report me but I am used to that and will turn Queen\'s evidence against you. Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott.
What a load of bull my Son wears a hoody he’s 17 and as worked since the day he left school with he’s first wages he brought him self an Xbox and he as now paid in full out of he’s own money for his first holiday abroad
When he’s not at work he’s with his girlfriend in he’s room
SO NO ITS NOT obvious that anyone wearing a hoody is out to cause trouble.
He’s sister drove him to Sidcup today to take he’s Theory driving test and guess what he was wearing a hoody was he out causing trouble then? NO he wasn’t, He came straight home and went back to work.

Your Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott The Hanging Judge, The Bar says...
6:50pm Mon 25 Feb 08

Well, we only have your word for that, don't we Mrs.

Why does he feel the need to wear a hood?

I wonder what he gets up to in his 'other' spare time.

Always handy to know how to drive a car; especially when you go out to steal one.

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott

by in the hoodie, here says...
7:33pm Mon 25 Feb 08

What a load of bull my Son wears a hoody he’s 17 and as worked since the day he left school with he’s first wages he brought him self an Xbox and he as now paid in full out of he’s own money for his first holiday abroad
When he’s not at work he’s with his girlfriend in he’s room
SO NO ITS NOT obvious that anyone wearing a hoody is out to cause trouble.
He’s sister drove him to Sidcup today to take he’s Theory driving test and guess what he was wearing a hoody was he out causing trouble then? NO he wasn’t, He came straight home and went back to work.
====================


LMAO

whats he having for his tea tonight?

Youth, SE London says...
8:11pm Mon 25 Feb 08

Why are some of you saying you want hoodies banned? Its mostly the chavs who wear them and cause trouble. That is like banning big white guys from having skinheads, because I think that they are BNP. Stupid comments on here!

Youth, SE London says...
8:13pm Mon 25 Feb 08

Your Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott The Hanging Judge wrote:
Well, we only have your word for that, don't we Mrs. Why does he feel the need to wear a hood? I wonder what he gets up to in his 'other' spare time. Always handy to know how to drive a car; especially when you go out to steal one. Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott
You are a idiot! What do you wear outside? your just sterotyping because your at home most of the time, reading about your own area. Loser!

matt, chislehurst says...
8:18pm Mon 25 Feb 08

If they want to fight let them and when they start to go to pubs they can stab and bottle people they get an drug problem and end up on the welfare and then wind up dead at the age of 30. Same story different day.

chas, beckenham says...
8:48pm Mon 25 Feb 08

NEWS SHOPPER - WHAY GIVE THEM THE PUBLICITY THEY OBVIOUSLY CRAVE - ARE YOU STUPID - IGNORE THE IDIOTS- ITS PROBABLY STAGED ANYWAY. DONT YOU HAVE ANY PROPER NWS TO REPORT YOU HAVE BEEN MUGGED !!!

Your Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott The Hanging Judge, The Bathroom says...
9:38pm Mon 25 Feb 08

Anyone, regardless of age or background who wears a hoody = scum.

Anyone who does not believe this = scum.

Anyone who defends low-life miscreants who treat their mums well when they are home (a bit like the Krays did) but commit antisocial behaviour when they go out, leaving mum to gorge herself on takeaways and Superkings washed down by Bacardi Breezers = scum.

Anyone wearing clothes bought from Primark = scum.

Anyone who fills their chest freezers with frozen pizzas from Iceland = scum.

Anyone called Jade, Connor or Tyler = scum.

Anyone christening their children Jade, Connor or Tyler = scum.

Anyone who disagrees with Your Lord= misguided and on the verge of becoming scum if they are not already.

So endeth the lesson.

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott

PS: Anyone from Thamesmead, Erith, Dartford or Swanley = SCUM !

Your Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott The Legend, The Easy Chair says...
9:42pm Mon 25 Feb 08

Still got it, never lost it.

If you do not agree with what I say, tough!

Go on my blogs and give me a rollicking.

Perhaps you would like to start another 'Ban Erastus' campaign.

Some have tried, all have failed.

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott

Will You Go Away, Bexley says...
9:52pm Mon 25 Feb 08

Your Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott The Hanging Judge wrote:
Anyone, regardless of age or background who wears a hoody = scum. Anyone who does not believe this = scum. Anyone who defends low-life miscreants who treat their mums well when they are home (a bit like the Krays did) but commit antisocial behaviour when they go out, leaving mum to gorge herself on takeaways and Superkings washed down by Bacardi Breezers = scum. Anyone wearing clothes bought from Primark = scum. Anyone who fills their chest freezers with frozen pizzas from Iceland = scum. Anyone called Jade, Connor or Tyler = scum. Anyone christening their children Jade, Connor or Tyler = scum. Anyone who disagrees with Your Lord= misguided and on the verge of becoming scum if they are not already. So endeth the lesson. Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott PS: Anyone from Thamesmead, Erith, Dartford or Swanley = SCUM !
My good god Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott you are the uppermost biggest sxit on here. Do you work because no matter when i come to veiw comments you are always out to pxxs people off, if you have not yet got a job please get one soon and mable with the Newshopper as you spend so much time on it ,mable dropping them in peoples doors.

Your Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott The Legend, The Armchair says...
9:55pm Mon 25 Feb 08

Mable?

Mable you should get some spelling lessons.

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott

Locked and Loaded, says...
10:22pm Mon 25 Feb 08

Could not agree more my Lord.The only thing if you don't mind me saying so is you forgot to add, Woolwich,Scabby Wood,Slade Green,and the Cray's.

Your Lord, Erastus Piggott The Hanging Judge, The Armchair says...
10:29pm Mon 25 Feb 08

Indeed, you are correct Locked.

Thank you for reminding me.

I know I can always depend on you.

Erastus


S, Erith says...
10:30pm Mon 25 Feb 08

Mr Piggott, I am actually unsure as to why you are allowed to keep on posting such insulting comments.
Some of your legitimate, constructive comments I have agreed with on previous stories, but this is just needless.
I live in Erith, and can assure you neither me or any of my family are "scum"!
Please do not tar everyone with the same brush.
I also know very respectable, hard working people who have called their children Connor!
Please do not post just to insult people, there is no need for it and it is not clever.

Your Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott The Hanging Judge, The Bathroom says...
10:38pm Mon 25 Feb 08

If I had a pound for every time I was told 'don't tar everyone with the same brush' I would have enough money to keep Piggott Place up and running for a whole year.

If you have agreed with some of my comments,swallow your pride and agree with my latest ones.

Do yourself a favour and get out of Erith as soon as you can.

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott

S, Erith says...
10:47pm Mon 25 Feb 08

It is nothing to do with pride, I just think you are being rather harsh.
My partner and I both work for a living and have a young child, it is not as easy as you seem to think it is!
Maybe if we sat at home all day on benefits and sponged off of the government then we could afford to move elsewhere or get a council house.
I was brought up by a single mother who was unable to work as she was busy bringing her two children up the right way, so I also have not got a problem with council tenants.
I think a lot of the problems in todays society are from parents who don't care/know what their children are up to and the laws being so pathetic that the kids know that they cannot be touched!

Gina, Erith says...
10:48pm Mon 25 Feb 08

i hate you. i have a daughter called jade and a sun called connoer and i live in earith

you are a bad realy man!!!!

Your Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott The Hanging Judge, The Bath says...
10:52pm Mon 25 Feb 08

Well, you should know.

I am glad you have swallowed you pride and admitted it all.

I dare say you feel a lot better for doing so.

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott, The Boot Sale says...
10:54pm Mon 25 Feb 08

S, grow up!

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott

S, Erith says...
11:06pm Mon 25 Feb 08

Excuse me?!
Why are you telling me to grow up?
I would like you to justify that comment.
My mother was married and is very respectable! Marriages break down, fact.
Where have I said anything to warrant that?
I am purely sticking up for the people like me who work hard and bring their children up properly.
I do not agree with what you say, so I am told to grow up!
You do not know me and I do not know you (luckily) and I think you are the one who needs to grow up.
I do not agree with your comment, and have simply stated that not everyone in those areas are scum. No need to insult me.

Your Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott The Legend, The Appeal Court says...
11:09pm Mon 25 Feb 08

You live in Erith.

Most sensible people move out of the area when they grow up.

Hence, my remark to you.

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott

k. bromley, bromley says...
11:17pm Mon 25 Feb 08

Your Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott The Hanging Judge wrote:
Anyone, regardless of age or background who wears a hoody = scum. Anyone who does not believe this = scum. Anyone who defends low-life miscreants who treat their mums well when they are home (a bit like the Krays did) but commit antisocial behaviour when they go out, leaving mum to gorge herself on takeaways and Superkings washed down by Bacardi Breezers = scum. Anyone wearing clothes bought from Primark = scum. Anyone who fills their chest freezers with frozen pizzas from Iceland = scum. Anyone called Jade, Connor or Tyler = scum. Anyone christening their children Jade, Connor or Tyler = scum. Anyone who disagrees with Your Lord= misguided and on the verge of becoming scum if they are not already. So endeth the lesson. Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott PS: Anyone from Thamesmead, Erith, Dartford or Swanley = SCUM !
thats not right abou people who shop in primark are scum.
i work relly hard for a living, and i can only afford clothing from there.
what you are saying is racist in many ways.
piggott why do you have to say such horrible things.
what is scum is these kids behaving the way they are.
i tell you what its not thier fault its that pizza they ate whilr wearing a primark top made them do it.
you are spitful.
i bet you are a lonley man with noone to love you so you vent your anger out on other people.
your going bald on top, so you think you can belittle people as it makes you feel compleat.
and if you are lucky to have a wife i bet she is blind and death, and pitted you.
so stop being narsty to other peoples way of life and take a good look in the mirror.
these kids act the way they do cos we let them and dont stand up to them, we show we are sceard, the gov have proved we are sceard.
so we have our selfs to blame. (but not all of us)

S, Erith says...
11:17pm Mon 25 Feb 08

Well, thank you for that comment, I now know what sort of person you are!
I notice that you do not state where you live.
I am not going to waste any more of my time with this now, as contrary to what you believe, I am grown up, and sensible and will rise above your comments and put it down to the fact that you are not a very nice little man and are very narrow minded!
For the record, I may live in Erith, but that does not mean that I mix with all of the people here or go out around this area.

Your Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott The All Knowing Guru, The Bathroom says...
11:22pm Mon 25 Feb 08

Thanks for your attempt at humour, K from Bromley.

Unfortunately, your post was so boring I only got as far as the first few lines.

Please learn how to construct sentences and paragraphs to keep the punters interested.

Don't give up your day job at McDonalds.

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott

Youth, SE London says...
11:24pm Mon 25 Feb 08

Erastus Theobald Piggott The Hanging Judge is a hoody wearing goon behind his pc screen LOL

Your Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott The Legend, The Armchair says...
11:27pm Mon 25 Feb 08

S, I am truly glad you are not going to waste any more of Your Lord's time.

In turn, I hope your family does not waste any more of the police's time or the taxpayers' money.

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott

Your Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott The Hanging Judge, The Billiard Room says...
11:29pm Mon 25 Feb 08

Youth, you probably have plenty of experience of PCs - no doubt you have been arrested by them plenty of times.

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott

Let's Agree to Differ, says...
11:30pm Mon 25 Feb 08

Erastus, My Lord,what a lot of cages you have rattled. Full marks for creating a reaction, it's been rather dull lately.

Erastus The Curious, The Billiard Room says...
11:34pm Mon 25 Feb 08

Thank you Let's.

It's good to be back in rehab.

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott

Your Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott, The Bedroom says...
11:52pm Mon 25 Feb 08

It seems that yet again, Your Lord has triumphed over adversity.

I must now retire to contemplate my detractors with the knowledge that I am still the most intelligent, wise, innovative and imaginative of all the News Shopper Online readers (Locked & Loaded and Let's Agree To Differ excepted).

It fills with me with a deep contentment to rest my clever old head on my pillow knowing that nine out of ten cats prefer me.

Night, night. Make sure Your Lord doesn't bite.

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott.

Locked and Loaded, says...
11:59pm Mon 25 Feb 08

Good night my Lord.I hope Mr's Grimes has your tea,and toast (or 'crumpet') ready when you arise.
I'm 5 hours behind you,so I will try to hold the fort while you rest.
Regards,your faithfull servant L&L

Your Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott The Tired, Under the covers says...
12:07am Tue 26 Feb 08

Thank you, Locked.

Mister Sandman has come for me.

I will sleep soundly knowing you are protecting Piggott Place.

Have a good day. I will catch up tomorrow.

Erastus

jj, says...
7:55am Tue 26 Feb 08

People working for or affiliated with local newspaper in Petts Wood = Scum?

mark, Dartford says...
8:26am Tue 26 Feb 08

Hope someone recognises the girl from Beckenham, then kicks her.

mina bird, up a hoody tree says...
8:44am Tue 26 Feb 08

Lookie here Lord Snooty Piggot,
instead of attacking innocent folks who happen to wear garments with a hood, why waste time venting your spleen here. Why don't you use your time more constructively by campaigning to ban the sale of them. The Teenager trash fashions shops .

And do not judge or ye may be judged also.
You seem to have a nasty delinquent streak in you of name calling.
There are folks out here far and away more intelligent than you are.
**

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott, The Throne says...
9:04am Tue 26 Feb 08

Alas Mina, you are not one of them.

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott

malachi, Brent says...
9:13am Tue 26 Feb 08

Alas, LETPiggot,

Remove your pipe and slippers and get a life .

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott, The Altar says...
9:18am Tue 26 Feb 08

Why don't you all go and enlighten yourselves by reading my blogs, you unimaginative bunch of dopes?

Go on, make your day!

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott

malachi, Brent says...
9:32am Tue 26 Feb 08

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott wrote:
Why don\'t you all go and enlighten yourselves by reading my blogs, you unimaginative bunch of dopes? Go on, make your day! Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott
Do us all a favour, and FLUSH YOURSELF DOWN YOUR OWN BLOG !

,

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott, The Pew says...
9:40am Tue 26 Feb 08

It is not your fault, Malachi; you know not what you say.

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott, The Pulpit says...
10:04am Tue 26 Feb 08

I had forgotten how dire Mottingham and Downham are.

Not quite as bad as Erith but well on the way.

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott

pc, says...
10:49am Tue 26 Feb 08

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott wrote:
S, grow up! Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott
you missed one person out yourself SCUM

The real Me, Here says...
10:59am Tue 26 Feb 08

pc wrote:
Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott wrote: S, grow up! Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott
you missed one person out yourself SCUM
How very dare you pc.....you should be thoroughly ashamed. Leave our Lord alone - now sling your hook my friend. You do not want to see me when im angry.

Ill get you next time gadget.

xxx

pc, keston park says...
11:02am Tue 26 Feb 08

The real Me wrote:
pc wrote:
Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott wrote: S, grow up! Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott
you missed one person out yourself SCUM
How very dare you pc.....you should be thoroughly ashamed. Leave our Lord alone - now sling your hook my friend. You do not want to see me when im angry. Ill get you next time gadget. xxx
GET A LIFE AND STOP FOLLOWING A LOW LIFE WHO HAS NOTHING TO DO ALL DAY AND YOU ALSO DONT SCARE ME I ALSO AM NOT NICE WHEN ANGRY

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott, The Pew says...
11:06am Tue 26 Feb 08

Do yourselves a favour and read this blog in the 'Your Shopper' section:

IF YOU LIVE IN A HORRIBLE AREA, WHY DEFEND IT?
Posted by Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott at 11:01am today

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott

Pink Kitten, London says...
11:10am Tue 26 Feb 08

My Lord is back, hooray! It's been a while, just caught up with all these comments 100% entertainment!!!

Love you Lots xx

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott, The Barn says...
11:17am Tue 26 Feb 08

Thank you, Kitten.

I had to wait for the right moment but I must admit it is good to be back.

Erastus

nr, says...
11:21am Tue 26 Feb 08

Pink Kitten wrote:
My Lord is back, hooray! It's been a while, just caught up with all these comments 100% entertainment!!! Love you Lots xx
a tad overboard pink kitten - do you have an overwhelming desire to be liked by anyone ?

Pink Kitten, London says...
11:30am Tue 26 Feb 08

Yes you could say that I am a fan....what's wrong with that. Sorry if I expressed too much excitement I forgot most people on this site are as depressing as Eastenders!

Michael Tickner, White Hayes says...
11:34am Tue 26 Feb 08

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott wrote:
I had forgotten how dire Mottingham and Downham are.

Not quite as bad as Erith but well on the way.

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott
That is why we at LBB moved them out of the Borough & why we are planning the same action for Penge,Anerley & the Crays.


Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott, The Stairs says...
12:11pm Tue 26 Feb 08

Good Morning, Locked.

Thank you for holding the fault while I got my beauty sleep last night.

I think a lot of the scummy ones have given up trying to battle with Your Lord and decided to wrestle with their duvets instead.

I was hoping some of them would have the guts to leave a comment on today's blog but it seems they are too busy watching Jeremy Kyle.
Erastus

S/W, London says...
12:17pm Tue 26 Feb 08

I think it is probably in the best interest of contributors to this site and for the future health of Piggott if Piggott’s, socially inadequate rants are ignored.
This individual is clearly an inadequate, hence his self imposed “Lord” title and his unwarranted abuse of people that he does not know coupled with his belief that anyone has the slightest interest in his views is a classic form of grandiose behaviour usually associated with individuals completely out of touch with reality.
I am surprised that the News Shopper continues to allow such offensive contributions to litter its online editions

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott, The Armchair says...
12:37pm Tue 26 Feb 08

My future health, S/W?

Strange how you could not resist the temptation to leave a comment, isn't it?

A 'classic form of grandiose behaviour' if ever I have seen one.

YOUR LORD, Erastus Theobald Piggott

Pink Kitten, London says...
12:38pm Tue 26 Feb 08

S/W wrote:
I think it is probably in the best interest of contributors to this site and for the future health of Piggott if Piggott’s, socially inadequate rants are ignored. This individual is clearly an inadequate, hence his self imposed “Lord” title and his unwarranted abuse of people that he does not know coupled with his belief that anyone has the slightest interest in his views is a classic form of grandiose behaviour usually associated with individuals completely out of touch with reality. I am surprised that the News Shopper continues to allow such offensive contributions to litter its online editions
You should write down your views more often it would be a great help for those people out there who have trouble sleeping at night, you almost sent me to sleep at my desk!

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott, The Sofa says...
12:48pm Tue 26 Feb 08

I think I have just worked out what the S and the W stand for but as this is a family newspaper I will not put pen to paper.

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott, The Sofa says...
12:50pm Tue 26 Feb 08

Do yourselves a favour and read this blog in the 'Your Shopper' section:

IF YOU LIVE IN A HORRIBLE AREA, WHY DEFEND IT?
Posted by Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott at 11:01am today

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott

mt, says...
1:17pm Tue 26 Feb 08

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott wrote:
Good Morning, Locked. Thank you for holding the fault while I got my beauty sleep last night. I think a lot of the scummy ones have given up trying to battle with Your Lord and decided to wrestle with their duvets instead. I was hoping some of them would have the guts to leave a comment on today's blog but it seems they are too busy watching Jeremy Kyle. Erastus
Come come now Erastus wipe the sleep from your eyes....holding the ........? Is Mr Kyle still on t.v ? I thought it would have been consigned to american tv by now ! He and Ricki Lake could do a joint show.....:-(

S/W, London says...
1:19pm Tue 26 Feb 08

Piggott, narcissistic personality disorders are best treated by psychotherapy with a psychodynamic orientation. Your G.P should be able to refer you to a suitable practitioner. If you are unaware of what a narcissistic personality disorder is there are some very informative sites on the web.
No doubt Pink Kitten is by now sound asleep at her desk having become bored with medical words and therefore unable to concentrate on the other parts of the text. Sadly, this is characteristic of those who attach themselves to people that consider to be “cult” figures, such as Piggott due to their being weak-willed, gullible and easy to lead.

nr, says...
1:35pm Tue 26 Feb 08

Like sheep ? thats why I asked if she needed to seek approval for the want of a better phrase. I was then compared to eastenders....which was quite funny last night actually, so I take that as a compliment.

Pink Kitten, London says...
1:36pm Tue 26 Feb 08

S/W wrote:
Piggott, narcissistic personality disorders are best treated by psychotherapy with a psychodynamic orientation. Your G.P should be able to refer you to a suitable practitioner. If you are unaware of what a narcissistic personality disorder is there are some very informative sites on the web. No doubt Pink Kitten is by now sound asleep at her desk having become bored with medical words and therefore unable to concentrate on the other parts of the text. Sadly, this is characteristic of those who attach themselves to people that consider to be “cult” figures, such as Piggott due to their being weak-willed, gullible and easy to lead.
Ahh bless this person wanted to work in the medical profession but couldn't get the grades by the sound of it and now works in a chemist! Never stop believing, you will pass the tests one day, once you lay off the drugs honey!

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott, The Classroom says...
1:50pm Tue 26 Feb 08

MT, you are quite right.

Thank you for pointing out the fault with my fort.

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott, The Classroom says...
1:55pm Tue 26 Feb 08

S/W's School Report:

S/W must try to interact with his classmates and stop copying work from medical textbooks.

He seems to be easily-led and often forgets to take his own advice by replying to His Lord's witty comments.

He must try harder and learn to treat his elders with respect.

Grade: C-


Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott

Locked and Loaded, says...
1:56pm Tue 26 Feb 08

MT,I think you missed Lord P's malapropism.He was in fact thanking me for keeping an eye on the 'faults',whilst holding the fort.
It looks a like we have a Dr Phil wannabe as well now.

Taxidermist, shop door says...
1:57pm Tue 26 Feb 08

S/W wrote:
Piggott, narcissistic personality disorders are best treated by psychotherapy with a psychodynamic orientation. Your G.P should be able to refer you to a suitable practitioner. If you are unaware of what a narcissistic personality disorder is there are some very informative sites on the web. No doubt Pink Kitten is by now sound asleep at her desk having become bored with medical words and therefore unable to concentrate on the other parts of the text. Sadly, this is characteristic of those who attach themselves to people that consider to be “cult” figures, such as Piggott due to their being weak-willed, gullible and easy to lead.
S/W.
I do agree with your assessment of Piggott who obviously lives in fantasy world.
Butit is rather perlplexing why bother to read his boring, ad hominem, nauseating,
purile hogwash along with that sad doe eyed, scat brained Pink Puddle that's got the hot's for him. She's probably sitting on his lap now. Pass the bucket, I think I'm gonna hurl !

..

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott, Bates Motel says...
2:00pm Tue 26 Feb 08

Taxidermist, I could not give a 'stuff' what you think.

Also, sort your spelling, punctuation and grammar out!

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott

S/W, London says...
2:01pm Tue 26 Feb 08

Ms Kitten,
Denial is a defense mechanism in which a person is faced with a fact that is too painful to accept and rejects it instead, insisting that it is not true despite what may be overwhelming evidence.
As for my grades, don’t worry about them, they were just fine and my post qualifying grades were even better.

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott, The Couch says...
2:04pm Tue 26 Feb 08

S/W, what happened to this advice that you gave your fellow readers earlier?

'I think it is probably in the best interest of contributors to this site and for the future health of Piggott if Piggott’s, socially inadequate rants are ignored.'

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott

Pink Kitten, London says...
2:08pm Tue 26 Feb 08

S/W wrote:
Ms Kitten, Denial is a defense mechanism in which a person is faced with a fact that is too painful to accept and rejects it instead, insisting that it is not true despite what may be overwhelming evidence. As for my grades, don’t worry about them, they were just fine and my post qualifying grades were even better.
That is your analysis of me... my analysis of you my dear is I can hear severe hostility in your voice I think you need to get yourself a partner and participate in some adult fun as it sounds like you haven't had any for a while. Whilst I myself am indeed spoken for there are lots of services on the internet for people like yourself!
Please remember not to add GSOH as that would be telling lies about yourself!
Have fun x x x

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott, The Study says...
2:21pm Tue 26 Feb 08

Goodbye, S/W.

Go and ring the 'speaking clock' and practise some of your chat-up lines.

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott

Ha Ha Ha, smilingville says...
2:25pm Tue 26 Feb 08

Oh dear Mr Lordship, looks like someone has sussed you and your little kitty out. An abusive, self obsessed, raving lunatic with a simple minded cult following. Bravo S/W

sue, penge says...
2:31pm Tue 26 Feb 08

now now children calm down. i have enjoyed all your comments but aren't you supposed to be talking about the story in the news shopper ?

Pink Kitten, London says...
2:35pm Tue 26 Feb 08

Ha Ha Ha wrote:
Oh dear Mr Lordship, looks like someone has sussed you and your little kitty out. An abusive, self obsessed, raving lunatic with a simple minded cult following. Bravo S/W
Amusing how someone with absolutely no sense of humour or personality whatsoever calls themselves Ha Ha Ha???

NHS, London says...
2:39pm Tue 26 Feb 08

Piggott and Kitten, thank you for your participation in Dr S/Ws little lunchtime experiment. Your responses were just as predicted. Carry on the good work.

mt, says...
2:48pm Tue 26 Feb 08

Locked and Loaded wrote:
MT,I think you missed Lord P's malapropism.He was in fact thanking me for keeping an eye on the 'faults',whilst holding the fort. It looks a like we have a Dr Phil wannabe as well now.
I think I know your sister anna lyst. I do believe I was addressing the organ grinder, not the monkey ;-). If you are correct why did he thank me for pointing out his error ?

Ha Ha Ha, Smilingville says...
2:55pm Tue 26 Feb 08

And being used as lab rats too! It gets better.

Pink Kitten, London says...
3:00pm Tue 26 Feb 08

FYI S/W has finished his lunch break and has to get back to the chemist counter now as the prescriptions have been mounting up in his absence.

The real Me, Here says...
3:16pm Tue 26 Feb 08

pc wrote:
The real Me wrote:
pc wrote:
Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott wrote: S, grow up! Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott
you missed one person out yourself SCUM
How very dare you pc.....you should be thoroughly ashamed. Leave our Lord alone - now sling your hook my friend. You do not want to see me when im angry. Ill get you next time gadget. xxx
GET A LIFE AND STOP FOLLOWING A LOW LIFE WHO HAS NOTHING TO DO ALL DAY AND YOU ALSO DONT SCARE ME I ALSO AM NOT NICE WHEN ANGRY
hehehe, you are silly you big wet lettuce

xxx

mt, says...
3:21pm Tue 26 Feb 08

Me thinks the wet lettuce has been watching "the hulk"...
"you wouldnt like me when I'm angry" :-(

Ha Ha Ha, Smilingville says...
3:28pm Tue 26 Feb 08

Pink Kitty, old thing you're repeating yourself, Chemist counter indeed. Not so good at taking a bit of cheek are you?Do I smell Edam or do you more Intellectual lab rats have fine English cheddar ?

The real Me, Here says...
3:42pm Tue 26 Feb 08

mt wrote:
Me thinks the wet lettuce has been watching "the hulk"... "you wouldnt like me when I'm angry" :-(
Tell me about it mt, i was just messing around too. Some people take things so seriously on here. Take Ha Ha Ha for example. A prime example of a Wally Perkins if ever i saw one.

Ta ta for now

xxx

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott, The Armchair says...
4:10pm Tue 26 Feb 08

Indeed, take Ha Ha Ha ... somebody, please!

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott

Pink Kitten, London says...
4:22pm Tue 26 Feb 08

Ha Ha Ha from Simpleville is in a world of his own!

Frankenstein, My Lab says...
4:39pm Tue 26 Feb 08

Look everyone…the…lunchti
me experiments…they live…they live!

Locked and Loaded, says...
5:19pm Tue 26 Feb 08

MT,your comment's made me smile I must admit.After reading Lord P's latest Blog,it would seem you have given the game away !!.You know all about 'organ' grinding yourself it would seem.

Regards L & L

Jade Young Youth <3, South East says...
8:36pm Tue 26 Feb 08

Anyone, regardless of age or background who wears a hoody = scum.

Anyone who does not believe this = scum.

Anyone who defends low-life miscreants who treat their mums well when they are home (a bit like the Krays did) but commit antisocial behaviour when they go out, leaving mum to gorge herself on takeaways and Superkings washed down by Bacardi Breezers = scum.

Anyone wearing clothes bought from Primark = scum.

Anyone who fills their chest freezers with frozen pizzas from Iceland = scum.

Anyone called Jade, Connor or Tyler = scum.

Anyone christening their children Jade, Connor or Tyler = scum.

Anyone who disagrees with Your Lord= misguided and on the verge of becoming scum if they are not already.

So endeth the lesson.

Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott

PS: Anyone from Thamesmead, Erith, Dartford or Swanley = SCUM !




Thnxz For the comment And Yesss Im Frm THAMESMEAD! AND I WEAR HOODIEESSS!!!!!

IM SCUM !


If people want to put themself on youtube thats up to them, then people no what they are like when there on the streets but not all us young HOODIES are like that. It dont matter what you wear it's the person you are,
Some people Jugde before they get to know someone,
Hav'nt you heard of the saying 'Dont judge a book by it's cover'



Don Pablo, says...
8:59pm Tue 26 Feb 08

Piggot go and find some toilets to sniff you sad loser.

Tarynn, Eltham says...
1:48am Wed 27 Feb 08

My, my, Lord Piggott you are on fine form and Pink Kitten not far behind you, well done for upsetting the applecart. :o)

hoodlum, here fool says...
5:01pm Wed 27 Feb 08

See you got nothing better to do again Bored Erastus? you really are thick! you put down everyone all the time when its clear for all to see that you are the only scum around here! Im sure it wont be long until a hoddie gets YOU, wait what am i saying? you never go out! DOH

mt, says...
7:15am Thu 28 Feb 08

Locked and Loaded wrote:
MT,your comment's made me smile I must admit.After reading Lord P's latest Blog,it would seem you have given the game away !!.You know all about 'organ' grinding yourself it would seem. Regards L & L
It isnt my problem that you have a mind like a sewer L+L. Make of it what you like if it gives you pleasure but please keep your hands on the table.

Vote Piggott Scum Off, Sidcup says...
2:51am Sat 1 Mar 08

Your Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott The Hanging Judge wrote:
Well, we only have your word for that, don\'t we Mrs. Why does he feel the need to wear a hood? I wonder what he gets up to in his \'other\' spare time. Always handy to know how to drive a car; especially when you go out to steal one. Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott
OI PIG who the f*** are you to disbelieve Mrs Me when this lady is talking about her son , he's not in a gang, he's not out killing people, so why attack Mrs Me and her son,surely all you should worry about is the boy going to work and paying his taxes to keep the likes of you sitting at home on your lazy fat arse on your computer.PLEASE
DONT LEAVE THE AREA YOU LIVE IN, BECAUSE YOU WILL BE DEPRIVING YOUR NEIGHBOURS OF THE VILLAGE IDIOT

James, London says...
2:03pm Sun 2 Mar 08

Youth wrote:
Your Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott The Hanging Judge wrote: Well, we only have your word for that, don't we Mrs. Why does he feel the need to wear a hood? I wonder what he gets up to in his 'other' spare time. Always handy to know how to drive a car; especially when you go out to steal one. Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott
You are a idiot! What do you wear outside? your just sterotyping because your at home most of the time, reading about your own area. Loser!
Mr Piggott strikes again, when will everyone learn? the reason Mr Piggott makes these stupid comments because he lives at home all on his own and he makes these comments to wind people up. If everyone was to just ignore his posts he would just fade away into the dark corner of earth that he calls home. You only have to look at any news report on here and you will see him trying to wind people up with his comments. He just likes pressing eveyones buttons and thats all he does. Ignor him he will go away in time just like a bad smell.

boi frm video elite set, penge says...
1:08pm Tue 18 Mar 08

im one of the bois frm da video all the people saying we remind dem of al quaeda are **** idiots we done dis video as a joke and som fool put it on da web nxt to a video of a girl gettin banged up...we are not a gang u people are soooooo sad sayin all dis **** bout us wen u dnt kno us. da explosion was a **** firework for **** sake, i cant believe were in da paper for this its a joke.....take time to understand the life of youths in london, dont jugde us and say were scum.....you are all talking about something you couldnt possibly understand, lifes hard for us....... get a life and **** stop judging ppl............and dis lord guy is a **** top ****

boi from elite set vid, penge says...
1:11pm Tue 18 Mar 08

Mrs me wrote:
Your Lord Erastus Theobald Piggott The Hanging Judge wrote: \'It contained images of young men wearing hoods, masks and balaclavas.\' What a surprise! Isn\'t it time that all hooded tops, mask and balaclavas were banned as it is obvious that anyone wearing a hoody, mask or balaclava is out to cause trouble. Just ask Bertie Smalls. I dare say some of you will do a \'Bertie\' and report me but I am used to that and will turn Queen\'s evidence against you. Your Lord, Erastus Theobald Piggott.
What a load of bull my Son wears a hoody he’s 17 and as worked since the day he left school with he’s first wages he brought him self an Xbox and he as now paid in full out of he’s own money for his first holiday abroad When he’s not at work he’s with his girlfriend in he’s room SO NO ITS NOT obvious that anyone wearing a hoody is out to cause trouble. He’s sister drove him to Sidcup today to take he’s Theory driving test and guess what he was wearing a hoody was he out causing trouble then? NO he wasn’t, He came straight home and went back to work.
this woman understands were not making trouble jus fittin in.............repor
t som real news!!!

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