If anyone is going to teach us Spanish, we'd rather it Vinnie Jones.
There is something hypnotically wonderful about being taught a language by everyone’s favourite hard-man footballer turned actor.
Sure, it’s a big old ad for mobile phone network Three but it’s a hell of a lot of fun and you never know, you might learn something.
Vinnie Jones’ Essential Spanish Phrases
English: Hi, my name’s Vinnie, what’s yours?
Spanish: Hola, me llamo Vinnie, ¿ y tú?
English: Alright sunshine, how you keeping?
Spanish: Hola cielo, cómo te va?
English: Morning my friend, you seen the temperature today?
Spanish: Buenos días amigo, ¿has visto la temperatura hoy?
English: Which way to the beach? I need to sort my tan out
Spanish: ¿Por dónde se va a la playa? Tengo que ponerme más moreno.
English: Oi, come over here and get in this selfie mate
Spanish: ¡Eh, tío! Ven aquí para que salgas en este selfie.
English: Excuse me pal, can I have another beer please?
Spanish: Oye, ¿me das otra cerveza por favor?
English: Is it okay if I got your number?
Spanish: ¿Podrías darme tu número?
English: Wow, slow it down, I don’t speak much Spanish
Spanish: Uy, más despacio, que no hablo mucho español.
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