25 nice, not nice and weird things you said about where you live in south-east London and north Kent

News Shopper: Dartford is run down while the Crays are full of pride, according to you. Pic by Andrew Barclay via Flickr Dartford is run down while the Crays are full of pride, according to you. Pic by Andrew Barclay via Flickr

Describe where you live in five words or less, that was the challenge we set.

Our 5 Words competition produced some positive, some negative, some playful and some completely random responses.

Here now for your enjoyment are 25 of the best answers, including the winning entry.

The contest has now finished but see if you can do better than those who entered, by describing your area is five or fewer words in the comments box below.

NORTH KENT

Sutton at Hone: Friendly, great walks and lakes. – Christine Brazier

Dartford is where Kentish Traditionalism meets Iconic London. – Bill Robertson

Dartford is run down. – Bradley Howsam

Dartford is adaptable, accessible, historic, green, home. – Jamie Dickie

Gravesend is a port town where Pocahontas died. – Clemma Tagg

News Shopper: A stained glass window image of Pocahontas, who was buried on the church site

LEWISHAM AND GREENWICH

Honor Oak Park: Green, vibrant, families, community, home. – Rachel Gleave

Kidbrooke is peaceful, well connected, posh, friendly, clean. – Prerna Gupta

Catford is vibrant, urban, spirited, colourful, thriving. – Zoe Harriman

Sydenham’s citizens are so considerate. – David Hughes

New Eltham is leafy, with a villagey atmosphere. – Ian Curtis

Sydenham: Busy central quiet convenient local. – Clare Petty

Deptford is vibrant, friendly, interesting and surprisingly green! – Anne Greensmith

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BEXLEY

Crayford: Hilly, dirty, past its best. – Alison Joyce

Sidcup, the patio of England. – Robert Constable

Slade Green: Where fast trains whizz by. – Jackie Synnott

Bexley is amazing, stunning, peaceful, spirited and fun-packed. – Deana Sowamber

Bexleyheath is diverse, historical, welcoming, stimulating and statuesque. – Jade Ridout

Sidcup: Busy, traffic, nice, kind, average. – Darren Lawrence

Belvedere is a reservation on the outskirts of London. – Donna Anderson

Thamesmead is watery, wild, scenic, calm, close to nature. – Joanne Coles

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Thamesmead photographed by Ewan Munro

BROMLEY

Cray Valley is full of Cray Pride. – Teresa Ball

St Paul’s Cray: Dumping ground for Bromley. – Patrick Whelan

Motinngham is Misunderstood, Unloved, Alive, Picturesque, Proud, Green, Compact, Fascinating. – Leeanne Lucy

Eden Park is: A peace of Eden's garden. – Tim Fox

AND THE WINNER IS ...

Popular, Eclectic, Neighbourly, Gregarious, Easygoing - spells PENGE. - well done to Laura Bishop for coming up with this, our favourite entry.

News Shopper:

Mural overlooking Penge East station car park  Picture by jelm6 via Flickr

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4:35pm Fri 20 Jun 14

_vikkistarr says...

wheres welling tho
wheres welling tho _vikkistarr
  • Score: 1

7:23pm Fri 20 Jun 14

swanleyperson says...

Swanley - don't go there. Ever.

I want royalties after you printed my last comment in the news shopper. this sort of quality don't come cheap.
Swanley - don't go there. Ever. I want royalties after you printed my last comment in the news shopper. this sort of quality don't come cheap. swanleyperson
  • Score: 11

8:37am Sat 21 Jun 14

goldenbroomboy says...

_vikkistarr wrote:
wheres welling tho
Welling-drive slowly, the last person who tried to leave here quickly crashed his car.
[quote][p][bold]_vikkistarr[/bold] wrote: wheres welling tho[/p][/quote]Welling-drive slowly, the last person who tried to leave here quickly crashed his car. goldenbroomboy
  • Score: 3

12:03pm Sat 21 Jun 14

BibBib says...

"Dartford is a grot-filled hovel."
"Dartford is a grot-filled hovel." BibBib
  • Score: 8

10:51am Sun 22 Jun 14

paulbexleyheath says...

tried to leave welling once . still sitting in traffic
tried to leave welling once . still sitting in traffic paulbexleyheath
  • Score: 7

9:29am Tue 24 Jun 14

goldenbroomboy says...

Welling - keep your doors and windows locked, don't speak to anybody outside the home, do all your shopping between 08:00 and noon, don't go outdoors after five in the evening, and you will probably be ok.
Welling - keep your doors and windows locked, don't speak to anybody outside the home, do all your shopping between 08:00 and noon, don't go outdoors after five in the evening, and you will probably be ok. goldenbroomboy
  • Score: 1

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