Bromley woman says aliens are helping fix economy and have advice for Arsene Wenger (From News Shopper)
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Bromley woman says aliens are helping fix economy and have advice for Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger
WITH George Osborne set to announce the annual budget tomorrow, a spiritual healer from Bromley says aliens are guiding the economy towards recovery, and have some important advice for Arsenal football manager Arsene Wenger.
Stephany Cohen is in constant communication with extra terrestrial races, including Grays, Cat People and the half-reptile, half-alien Reptilians.
The 52-year-old former policewoman says Reptilians, who are highly skilled in business and finance, have taken a special interest in Britain's faltering economy, and are trying to help.
She said: "The people of Britain need not be too down - Reptilians are helping.
"They are working with people's minds, in the background, to steer the economy in the right direction.
"It is a very bad time for everyone but recovery will happen in its own time, at the right time."
While it may not be suprising that George Osborne's economic policy is influenced by giant lizards, perhaps we should find comfort in the fact there is a superior race looking after us.
The selfless aliens travel regularly to Earth from their home in the Canis Major system, which also homes Grays and Cat People.
And Ms Cohen, of Durham Avenue, says Grays regularly pass on advice, intended for struggling Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger.
She said: "The Grays offer guidance to Mr Wenger.
"At the moment they are telling him he needs to get rid of a whole lot of people and bring in a stronger squad - especially in the defence.
"He also needs to let assistant manager Steve Bould do his job.
"Mr Wenger likes to do everything but he is not good at everything."
Ms Cohen, who discussed her alien connections on This Morning last week, admits she possesses a physical relationship with Grays, who give her orgasms.
She says her appearance on This Morning resulted in an increase in alien activity, which is the reason for the unfavourable weather of late.
She said: "Aliens have been travelling from other planets to Earth because they knew I was on This Morning.
"That has been the reason for the bad weather recently - to cover up the alien ships.
"They have been bringing young aliens to see what I was saying in the studio - like a school trip from other planets.
"Their ships hide because they do not want to be bombed out of the air - they know most of us do not understand what they are about."
Ms Cohen has just started working on her autobiography, which begins with her first encounter with Grays in Negril, Jamaica, in 1986.