Swanley drinker describes pub toilets as worst he has been in

The Lullingstone Castle pub. The Lullingstone Castle pub.

A SWANLEY pub-goer has kicked up a stink about the state of the toilets in his local.

Drinker Rob Farrar, of Walnut Way, says the facilities at the Lullingstone Castle in Swanley High Street, are the "worst he has ever been in."

The former pub landlord describes the gents as filthy and smelly and says the one cubicle toilet does not flush.

The 55-year-old, who drinks in the pub once or twice a week, told News Shopper: "On a scale of one to 10 the toilets are a 0.8.

"There is one toilet in there that doesn’t have a lock on it and very rarely is there a toilet seat.

"There is water all the way up the walls that leaks from somewhere onto the floor and it makes them slippery.

"It doesn’t matter whether it is wee or just water, you just don’t want to be slipping over."

Fellow drinker Ron Lewis, aged 44, says he was barred from the pub on October 16 after he refused to use the disgusting gents’ toilets and instead went to the ladies.

The former railway enforcement officer explained: "I went to the bar and said there’s no toilet paper and then asked if they could at least get some air freshener.

"I then suggested perhaps I could prop the door open so I can use it in a bit.

"The barmaid said no as she can’t stand the smell. I then just went in the ladies as there was hardly anyone in the pub."

Mr Lewis claims he was then barred from the pub for using the ladies.

The Rowan Road homeowner explained how he fell over in the toilets on New Year’s Eve due to the water on the floor.

He said: "Someone slapped me on the back in the toilet and said happy New Year.

"We both fell over as it was so wet and I hurt my elbow. The floor was soaking wet."

A spokeswoman for Greene King, who owns the pub, said: "“We’re sorry anyone has had cause to complain about the facilities at Lullingstone Castle.

“The toilets were completely refurbished last year and our staff regularly check them to ensure they are clean and well-maintained.

“Due to a problem with the ventilation which has now been fixed, recently some of the stainless steel used in the toilets developed rust.

“Work to replace all the rust-affected toilets is scheduled to happen very soon and we’re confident they will be back to our usual high standard.”

Comments(8)

Gypo.Joe says...
7:08pm Wed 31 Oct 12

You could always go spend your money elsewhere. What an idea, well it aint rocket science nah is it !!

Just a couple of old p1ss heads after a free pint, nothing much more, move along now.

Brook says...
8:12pm Wed 31 Oct 12

Sounds like they would fit in well at the 'working mans' club. As long as they didn't mind the unmarried mothers and their ankle snappers running round

Lukeyboy says...
10:07am Thu 1 Nov 12

Funnily enough i was down there the other day and took a quick snap of Rob when he snuck into the carsey....

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Some people - you just cant take them anywhere!

PaulErith says...
12:04pm Thu 1 Nov 12

Bit of a non-story this one! So one of the cubicles doesn't flush. In my local, the men's toilet is awful. No lock on the cubicle - have to use the classic foot against the door technique. It doesn't seem to flush half the time. If you have a particularly large poo, then it's floating there for days. The hand dryer doesn't work. It stinks. The list could go on, but why would someone want to tell the local paper about it? I choose to drink in the pub and put up with the poor toilets.

C.Rodders.Jefferson says...
3:35pm Thu 1 Nov 12

If you really wanna see some floaters try the Brickies in Beckenham. Its full of them, all giving it the large.

bible scoffer says...
10:10am Fri 2 Nov 12

...isn't this the boozer erastus piggott used to pop-in to use the toilet without buying a drink ? old tighty knickers with her part-used bog-roll in pocket just in case she got caught short!! rofl!!

miss sweethuney says...
10:51am Fri 2 Nov 12

bible scoffer wrote:
...isn't this the boozer erastus piggott used to pop-in to use the toilet without buying a drink ? old tighty knickers with her part-used bog-roll in pocket just in case she got caught short!! rofl!!
yes babe piggot wrote about it on that stupid blog saying they used to use the toilets there i thought the floater was the old woman tho lol ;)

ExiledOrpingtonian says...
11:24am Fri 2 Nov 12

I've not lived in the area for over 10 years and I've never been in the pub in question but as soon as I saw the headline I knew which pub it was. Funny that.

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