As Roger Federer looks to become the first man to win eight Wimbledon titles, News Shopper brings you our top five tennis jokes.
Federer will face defending champion Novak Djokovic in today's men's singles final (July 12) which starts at 2pm.
As the men warm up and strawberry-munching crowds take their seats, here are five top tennis funnies to keep you laughing all the way to Centre Court:
1. Q: What did one tennis ball say to the other tennis ball?
A: “See you round..”
Roger Federer
2. Q: What do you serve but not eat?
A: A Tennis Ball.
Novak Djokovic
3. Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player?
To them, "Love" means nothing.
Picture: Press Association
4. Q: Why are fish never good tennis players?
A: They don't like getting close to the net.
Picture: Press Association
5. Q: Where do ghosts play tennis?
A: On the tennis corpse!
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