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Website closedpubs.co.uk is archiving pubs that have closed down, including many in the Dartford area

PICTURE GALLERY: 28 lost pubs of Dartford - did you drink at any of these old north Kent bars?

February 17 is Pancake Day: How many will you be eating?

14 fun facts about Pancake Day and why we go flippin' crazy for Shrove Tuesday

Bill's at Bluewater

Five of the best places to get pancakes in south east London and north Kent

Website closedpubs.co.uk is archiving pubs that have closed down, including many around the Lewisham area

PICTURE GALLERY: 71 lost pubs of Lewisham - how many of these ex-boozers do you remember?

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Dozens of pubs have been lost in the Greenwich area

PICTURE GALLERY: Time at the bar - remembering 82 lost pubs of the Greenwich area

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The candles were spotted on Asda's shelves, and advertised Morrisons. Picture: Rob Bradley

'Help, go to Morrisons': Asda responds after candles encourage shoppers to ditch Asda for rival supermarket

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A member of staff holds a hairdressing mannequin among the lost property items

From a prosthetic leg to £15K cash: The bizarre items left on London’s travel network

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Website closedpubs.co.uk is archiving pubs that have closed down, including these in the Bexley borough

PICTURE GALLERY: 22 lost pubs of Bexley - do you remember them?

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This selection of ingredients comes in at a healthy 690 calories as opposed to the usual 1,500 for the traditional full English

Yum or yuck? Avocado and asparagus should be in a full English breakfast says survey

Website closedpubs.co.uk is archiving pubs that have closed down, including in the Bromley borough

IN PICTURES: Do you remember these 30 lost pubs in the Bromley borough?

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Face of Jesus? Courtesy of the Phantom Photoshopper

Has the face of Jesus appeared in the Waste4Fuel mountain?

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Brian Reader will almost certainly be coming to the big screen

Hatton Garden Heist Job film - 11 actors who could play Dartford's Brian Reader

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No snow left but the snowman in this Bexleyheath garden (Photo credit: Debbie Fitzgerald)

IN PICTURES: Your underwhelming snowmen in south-east London and north Kent

Get yourself a cuppa and scroll through these lovely pics...

11 heartwarming pictures of animals to get you through Blue Monday

Tips for exercising with your dog

10 amazing exercises to do with your dog

A festive ferret was spotted in Blackheath station.

News Shopper's 12 pictures of Christmas

Is Slade's Merry Xmas Everybody one of your favourite festive tunes?

PLAYLIST: The best Christmas songs, chosen by you, and 9 tenuous south London links to festive songs

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The Catford Cat

11 reasons you know you grew up in Lewisham in the 90s

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Animals wearing Christmas clothes. Just because...

UPDATED: Even more of your Christmas pets - keep sending them

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Star Wars: Episode VII The Force Awakens is almost here

Star Wars: Episode VII The Force Awakens is almost finally here - 13 things we know so far

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A spoof council warden tried to get Londoners to pay charges for activities such as taking selfies and sitting on a bench

Watch how people react to 'council jobsworth' charging them for taking selfies or sitting on a bench

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Carlsberg's Christmas tree on London's Southbank was dispensing free beer to passers-by

See why this special Christmas tree on London's Southbank attracted such a long queue of people

This creepy Victorian dolls have been freaking people out in London

Here's why two very creepy life-size Victorian dolls have been roaming around London to freak people out

Amazon courier leaves hilarious note in Plumstead after attempted delivery

UPDATE: Amazon courier leaves hilarious note in Plumstead after attempted delivery - but what was inside?

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Here are six examples of extreme dedication from football fans.

Naming babies ‘Millwall’ and chasing Arsenal players: 6 times fans showed extreme dedication

A house spider

PICTURED: Top 10 creepy-crawlies invading your home this Christmas

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Jason Voorhees made Friday the 13th a date to be extra afraid of

7 reasons why Friday the 13th is considered unlucky

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'Random' comments over the PA system about tea and coffee help brighten commuters' day at Canary Wharf station

Listen to brilliantly ‘bonkers’ Tube announcer brighten commuters’ day with tea and coffee chatter

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Guy Fawkes

10 facts about Guy Fawkes, fireworks and why we remember Gunpowder Plot on November 5

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Muahahaha: News Shopper's top five Halloween jokes

Muahahaha: News Shopper's top five Halloween jokes

ANSWERS to the great south-east London emoji quiz

ANSWERS to the great south-east London emoji quiz

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The age-old debate - have Wagon Wheels got smaller or is it just our hands are bigger?

Settled at last! The question of whether Wagon Wheels and other argument-causing chocolate treats have got smaller

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Looking into your crystal ball, what popular things do you think will no longer still exist 10 years from now?

Bye-bye X Factor? Good riddance to hipster beards? Top 10 things Londoners predict will die out in the next 10 years

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The costs of how much you could be spending on your morning coffee

Wake up and smell the coffee: Your morning caffeine hit could be costing you a LOT of money

How many emoji place names can you guess?

The great south-east London emoji quiz - how many places can you guess?

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What the furious commuter might have looked like.

6 excuses every Southeastern train passenger is tired of hearing

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The false widow: Britain's most venomous SPIDER

5 ways to prepare for Britain's most venomous SPIDER invasion

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Trying to land a basket from 80 metres up on top of the ArcelorMittal Orbit

VIDEO: They got game! Watch two of the most outrageous basketball trick shots you will ever see

The 'pedestrain crossing' sign on Hook Lane. Picture by Sarah Garaway.

'Pedestrain crossing': Best spelling blunders spotted in south east London and north Kent

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Some of the toys that could be top of children's Christmas lists this year

Three months to go so let's look at 14 top toys for Christmas 2015 that kids will be pleading for

Olive Elisa Day spotted this humorous threat to dog owners in Catford

Does Catford have the world's best dog fouling poster?

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Carey Mulligan stars in Suffragette

12 London-set films ready to wow audiences at London Film Festival

This Plumstead pub has totally nailed witty signs

This Plumstead pub has totally nailed witty signs...

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England's Alastair Cook and Mark Wood celebrate after their Ashes victory

You'll crease up: 12 little jokes celebrating how England have THRASHED Australia in Ashes 2015

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Rain predicted for 40 days... sort of

Rain predicted for 40 days... sort of

Picture: Press Association

Top five tennis jokes to get you in the mood for the Wimbledon final

Fancy a metal bolt with your chips? Jean Brown from Dartford certainly didn't

9 bizarre and gruesome discoveries made by food shoppers in south east London and north Kent

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The Who perform at Hyde Park

7 things you need to know about The Who's Hyde Park gig

Minions: How the yellow critters might cope with life's everyday problems

Minions: 7 solutions to help the yellow critters cope with life's everyday problems

Crossroads of Oakley Road and Croydon Road, locally known as the Keston mark

6 photos showing stunning aerial views of Bromley and beyond during hot air balloon flight

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