If you’re looking for some lists and laughs you’ve come to the right place. Here you’ll find beautifully crafted listicles we’ve made for you, all neatly organised in compact bite-sized chunks. If you enjoy any of them please share them around. You’ll also find funny videos here, bizarre pictures and other oddities which we hope might, just might, brighten your day a little bit.

Revealed: 10 things men think about when booking a date venue

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3:55pm Thursday 24th July 2014

Believe it or not, a lot goes through a man’s mind when he considers where to take a date.

5 of the best places to Pick Your Own fruit and vegetables in north Kent and south east London

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10:33am Wednesday 23rd July 2014

Making sure you get enough fruit and veg in your diet can be dull, but not when you can get out in the sun and Pick Your Own at a nearby farm.

One in five mums announce birth on Facebook within half an hour

News Shopper: There were celebrations in Royal circles and throughout the land when Prince George was christened in a ceremony that spanned four generations of the royal family. The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge were joined by the Queen, the Duke of Edinburgh, the Prin

12:38pm Tuesday 22nd July 2014

A year ago today, the world’s media ended a long vigil outside the now-famous Lindo Wing – but maybe they should have just kept tabs on Kate’s Facebook.

10 of the worst excuses for drivers stopping illegally on hard shoulder of motorways

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10:00am Tuesday 22nd July 2014

Ten of the lamest excuses given to traffic officers by drivers stopping illegally on the hard shoulder of motorways have been released by the Highways Agency.

QUIZ: 7 questions to test how well you know your local area

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4:00pm Monday 21st July 2014

So you’ve lived locally for a while and think you‘ve got good knowledge of the area – but do you really?

26 incredible photos of lightning storm over London and north Kent

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10:40am Friday 18th July 2014

A lightning storm hit during the early hours, lighting up the night sky and leading to some spectacular pictures.

QUIZ: Does a certain someone want to be more than just friends?

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3:00pm Friday 18th July 2014

Is there someone in your life who secretly has feelings for you and wants to be more than just a friend? Find out with our quiz.

14 tips and advice to stay safe in thunderstorms and lightning

News Shopper: Readers' pictures: Lightning storm over Oxfordshire

1:06pm Friday 18th July 2014

Thunderstorms struck across the south east London and Kent last night and there are more on the way, according to forecasters.

5 things to see and do in...Chelsfield

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5:31pm Thursday 17th July 2014

You’re in Chelsfield and have an hour to spare, where should you go and what should you do?

10 fun outdoors things kids must do this summer holiday

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10:20am Wednesday 16th July 2014

There are some things that kids just have to do this summer, and the best way of finding out what they are us to ask them.

Worst Photos Competition: The most terrible or embarrassing picture wins a prize

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12:40pm Thursday 10th July 2014

Have you ever snapped a terrible picture or is there an image of yourself you’re ashamed of? One of these sins against photography could win you a prize.

12 historic photos from the sky show how Lewisham and Greenwich have changed

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7:00am Thursday 10th July 2014

These dozen historic pictures of Lewisham and Greenwich from the sky give a glimpse into how much the boroughs have changed over the years.

5 things to see and do in...Charlton

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4:29pm Wednesday 9th July 2014

You’ve just arrived in Charlton and you have an hour to spare, where should you go and what should you see?

QUIZ: Can you name these 10 famous people from Dartford who aren't Rolling Stones?

News Shopper: The Rolling Stones have not played in Australia since 2006

10:00am Wednesday 9th July 2014

It’s well known that rock legends Keith Richards and Mick Jagger are from Dartford.

8 crazy stunts pulled by McBusted at British Summer Time at Hyde Park

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9:34am Monday 7th July 2014

Supergroup of the moment McBusted headlined British Summer Time at Hyde Park yesterday night (Sunday, July 6) and brought with them a whole bag of tricks to see them through their two hour set.

6 things we learnt as Black Sabbath headlined British Summer Time at Hyde Park

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8:59am Saturday 5th July 2014

Rock fans revelled at Hyde Park last night (July 4) as the Ozzy Osbourne fronted Black Sabbath performed the lead slot at the second night of British Summer Time at Hyde Park.

VIDEO: Armstrong and Miller team with Kent brewer for modern slang guide

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11:18am Friday 4th July 2014

Kent brewer Shepherd Neame has again teamed up with comedy duo Armstrong and Miller as they bring back their famous street-talking RAF pilot characters.

8 pictures from cheeky Twitter user show how to have an AMAZING summer's day

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10:54am Friday 4th July 2014

Our appeal for hot-weather pictures yesterday prompted one inspirational individual to tell the full story of how to have a truly epic day.

16 cosy, weird and cool sheds: Send us your photos of unusual sheds

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10:04am Friday 4th July 2014

As if it could have escaped your notice, it’s National Shed Week.

Photofun: Share pictures of how you're chilling out or cooling off in the hot weather

News Shopper: Share your favourite pictures of the current hot weather

10:33am Thursday 3rd July 2014

Just for fun, we'd love to see photos of how you're enjoying this burst of hot weather - and how you're keeping cool!

6 stunning cosmic images for Greenwich Royal Observatory astronomy competition

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5:05pm Tuesday 1st July 2014

A shortlist of spectacular images – some quite literally out of this world – has been revealed for Greenwich’s Astronomy Photographer of the Year competition.

VIDEO: Dartford’s Mick Jagger 'dismisses' Monty Python Greenwich reunion as 'bunch of wrinkly old men'

News Shopper: ROLLING STONE: Mick Jagger captured by Bob Carlos Clarke

3:38pm Tuesday 1st July 2014

The Rolling Stones’ singer Sir Mick Jagger has produced a self-deprecating video ahead of the Monty Python reunion shows at the O2 in Greenwich.

7 of the best places to see the Tour de France in London

News Shopper: NO REPEAT: Sir Bradley Wiggins, pictured during his 2012 Tour de France triumph, will not be involved in this year's race

12:05pm Monday 30th June 2014

Cycling’s biggest event wheels into town this time next week with reports of more than a million people expected to turn out to see the peleton heading through town from Cambridge.

Selfies, nose picking and eating: London drivers' 10 worst habits

News Shopper: Selfies, nose picking and eating: London drivers 10 worst habits

6:30am Monday 30th June 2014

We all have bad habits behind the wheel, whether it’s shovelling down a Mars bar or listening to a truly dreadful guilty pleasure.

8 ways to shop savvy in the sales

News Shopper: Bluewater's stylist Clare Watson (left) with her Miss Dress business partner Bianca

3:33pm Friday 27th June 2014

Sales shopping has been proven to release endorphins, similar to exercise,  with customers getting a buzz when they get a great deal.

Suarez 'bite': Forest Hill museum reacts and 10 other hilarious memes

News Shopper: Suarez 'bite': Forest Hill museum reacts and 9 other hilarious memes

2:24pm Wednesday 25th June 2014

Forest Hill’s Horniman Museum has led the Luis Suarez bandwagon with a humorous picture of one of its exhibits.

13 races that runners in south east London and north Kent will love

News Shopper: Petts Wood gears up for annual 10k

1:25pm Wednesday 25th June 2014

Vibe has rounded up some of the top races in south east London and north Kent this summer and into the autumn...

Barack Obama mistaken for Greenwich's Chris Smalling on World Cup mug

News Shopper: Photo - Wholesale Clearance UK

1:05pm Tuesday 24th June 2014

A merchandise company has mistaken Barack Obama for Kent’s Chris Smalling on a World Cup mug.

See how much it costs to fill World Cup football sticker album. Hint: It's a lot!

News Shopper: The Sutton Guardian's sticker book

6:00am Tuesday 24th June 2014

If you’ve been feverishly collecting the World Cup 2014 football stickers by Panini, there’s a site that provides a shock to the system you might not want.

Wimbledon personality quiz: Which top tennis player are you?

News Shopper: Which tennis star should you support based on your personality? The answer may surprise you...

1:00pm Monday 23rd June 2014

Which player should you be supporting at Wimbledon based on your personality? Take our test to find out.

Early England World Cup exit could save each fan £8,000

News Shopper: Luis Suarez celebrates the goal which put England on the brink of World Cup elimination

10:44am Friday 20th June 2014

England may be on the World Cup brink, but early elimination could actually be good news for some fans – at least financially.

25 nice, not nice and weird things you said about where you live

News Shopper: Dartford is run down while the Crays are full of pride, according to you. Pic by Andrew Barclay via Flickr

7:00am Friday 20th June 2014

Describe where you live in five words or less, that was the challenge we set.

VIDEO: Watch the cheeky music video Taken Up the Shard

News Shopper: VIDEO: Watch the cheeky music video Taken Up the Shard

6:00am Friday 20th June 2014

South East London’s tallest building has received a touching tribute from a glamorous band of ladies.

PICTURED: England's World Cup stars made of bread

News Shopper: Glen Johnson

2:47pm Thursday 19th June 2014

England face a crunch encounter this evening and we’re all hoping they rise to the challenge. At least the squad is looking tasty - and let’s hope Luis Suarez is not hungry for goals.

5 things to see and do in...Nuxley Village

News Shopper: 5 things to see and do in...Nuxley Village

10:32am Thursday 19th June 2014

You have an hour or so to spare in Nuxley Village, so where do you go and what do you do?

11 people Reverend and the Makers' Jon McClure can't stand

News Shopper: Reverend and the Makers

10:01am Thursday 19th June 2014

Reverend and the Makers' Jon McClure believes in being honest.

Fire crews called to help nine men with rings stuck on their penises

News Shopper: The gold, diamond-studded ring

2:50pm Wednesday 18th June 2014

The London Fire Brigade said today that is has been called out to deal with nine men who had rings stuck on their penises.

VIDEO UPDATE: Rock of Ages stars perform flash mob in Bromley High Street

News Shopper: Rock of Ages stars perform flash mob in Bromley High Street

8:51am Wednesday 18th June 2014

Shoppers got a burst of 80s rock on the High Street this week as the stars of Rock of Ages performed an impromptu sing along.

QUIZ: Do you know Bond? Take the test and try to score full 007 ...

News Shopper: Roger Moore as James Bond

12:30pm Wednesday 18th June 2014

In honour of Sir Roger Moore coming to Bromley later this year, Vibe has put together a 007 quiz with a south-east London flavour.

13 of best restaurants in SE London and north Kent - according to TripAdvisor

News Shopper: Greenwich 'pub grub' restaurant Green Pea challenging Gordon Ramsay in Trip Advisor's London top 10

6:00am Tuesday 17th June 2014

Spotted groups of confused tourists wandering into your favourite local restaurant? It could be down to their high listing on Trip Advisor. CIARA MURPHY picks out the travel guide's culinary hotspots in south-east London and north Kent.

Play World Cup BINGO - What your friends and colleagues will say about England v Italy

News Shopper: Italy's Mario Balotelli (9) heads the ball past England's Gary Cahill (5) and goalkeeper Joe Hart, left, to score Italy's second goal

8:35am Monday 16th June 2014

Download and print our England v Italy bingo game and mark each square every time you hear someone say the following...

Watching football NOT among top 10 reasons women cheat on their men

News Shopper: Have a ‘good’ argument

9:48am Saturday 14th June 2014

The World Cup’s late night kick-offs mean football fans can watch three games back-to-back EVERY night. But while arguments over the remote could well be the chief reason for late-night rows in the next month, there appear to be 10 male habits which are even more annoying than TV-hogging.

Your baby looks like Wayne Rooney: 24 best insults from Greenwich MEAN Time

News Shopper: Go to @GreenwichMean on Twitter if getting an angry insult while being told the time is your thing. Pic by John Boxall, via Flickr

3:50pm Friday 13th June 2014

There is a Twitter account which really puts the MEAN into Greenwich Mean Time and is possibly the rudest clock ever.

8 things to remember when in the presence of the mayor of Bromley

News Shopper: Councillor Julian Benington in the new Mayor of Bromley

10:54am Friday 13th June 2014

Last week Councillor Julian Benington replaced Ernest Noad as mayor of Bromley. In accordance with tradition, here are eight things to bear in mind when in his presence.

7 reasons why Friday the 13th is considered unlucky

News Shopper: Jason Vorhees is back on a killing spree at Camp Crystal Lake

6:00am Friday 13th June 2014

THE origin of why Friday the 13th is considered such an unlucky day goes back hundreds of years and is shrouded in mystery.

Top 10 most popular baby names in London revealed

News Shopper: You would cry too if your parents tried to name you Smelly Head or Sex Fruit

2:33pm Thursday 12th June 2014

Can you guess what are the most popular baby names in the capital?

VIDEOS: Relive England's 7 opening World Cup fixtures from 1982 to 2010

News Shopper: Sven-Goran Eriksson led England to the quarter-finals in 2002 and 2006

3:40pm Tuesday 10th June 2014

The nation is now counting down the hours until Saturday’s fixture against Italy so we’ve taken a nostalgic look back with a video compilation of England’s previous seven opening games from 1982 onwards to help get you in the World Cup mood.

Boris would use a bike pump but how would YOU survive a zombie apocalypse?

News Shopper: Zombies bring terror to Hampshire village: VIDEO

6:00am Tuesday 10th June 2014

The potential for a zombie apocalypse has been the focus of some attention recently – hopefully not a precursor to one actually happening!

6 reasons why we'll miss Rik Mayall

News Shopper: Rik Mayall as Alan B'Stard in The New Statesman

4:10pm Monday 9th June 2014

The British star of the Young Ones, Black Adder, The New Statesman and Bottom was 56.

12 fascinating old aerial photos of Bexley - did you guess the correct locations?

News Shopper: Picture 1 - where you think this old aerial image is showing?

3:30pm Monday 9th June 2014

Here are 12 more fascinating aerial photographs from the 1920s, 30s and 40s, this time showing various locations around the Bexley borough. And now with the answers to where they show.

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