If you’re looking for some lists and laughs you’ve come to the right place. Here you’ll find beautifully crafted listicles we’ve made for you, all neatly organised in compact bite-sized chunks. If you enjoy any of them please share them around. You’ll also find funny videos here, bizarre pictures and other oddities which we hope might, just might, brighten your day a little bit.

VIDEO: E-cigarettes, social media and mobile phones - a guide to modern manners

News Shopper: Conversations should be private

11:17am Wednesday 20th August 2014

As well as bringing us together, modern technology also drives us apart tearing our hair out in frustration at other people’s inconsideration.

UPDATED: Sir Malcolm Campbell-inspired Pizza Express and 6 other restaurants that pay homage to famous faces

News Shopper: Donad Campbell pictured with his father Sir Malcolm Campbell

1:49pm Monday 18th August 2014

With the news that Chislehurst’s Pizza Express has been given a new look inspired by Bluebird racer Sir Malcolm Campbell, Vibe sought out other pubs and restaurants in south east London and north Kent which pay homage to famous faces.

5 top tips on how to appeal a parking fine

News Shopper: Drivers deserve to be fined

1:29pm Sunday 17th August 2014

News Shopper's guide on how to appeal a parking fine...

Top 10 facts about baby name trends as Breaking Bad and Game of Thrones influences grow

News Shopper: Is Breaking Bad the best boxset ever released or is there a better one?

3:21pm Friday 15th August 2014

See how royalty, fantasy and drug kingpins influenced parents last year in our top 10 facts from the latest baby name figures.

VIDEO: The semi-naked Catford man strikes again!

News Shopper:

11:31am Friday 15th August 2014

The semi-naked Catford man was spotted taking a casual stroll through the high street last week.

Listicle of 39 new words on Oxford Dictionaries including listicle ... and false widow!

News Shopper:

11:50am Thursday 14th August 2014

A range of slang terms, phrases and other trendy words have officially been accepted into the English language, including News Shopper favourites listicle and false widow.

5 things to see and do in...St Mary Cray

News Shopper:

5:10pm Wednesday 13th August 2014

You’ve got an hour to spare in St Mary Cray, but where should you go and what should you do?

Watch out, your social media accounts are under attack ... from your friends!

News Shopper: Twitter and Facebook offensive messages advice

6:00am Wednesday 13th August 2014

Never mind overseas criminals accessing your information, the biggest threat to your social media security could be closer to home.

15 of the most terrifyingly embarrassingly bad photos you'll ever see

News Shopper:

6:00am Tuesday 12th August 2014

If you want to see what happens when photos go wrong, very wrong, click here at your own risk.

14 super supermoon pictures: Your images of spectacle in the sky

News Shopper:

10:14am Monday 11th August 2014

A "supermoon" lit up the sky as stargazers enjoyed the Perseid meteor shower - one of the year's most dramatic lunar events. We’d love to see your pictures!

QUIZ: Do you have listening skills needed to work for MI5? Take the test

News Shopper:

12:17pm Friday 8th August 2014

Do you have the skills to possibly work on the frontline for the security service MI5? Take the listening challenge to find out.

'Ketchup should be kept in cupboard' - do you agree with Boris?

News Shopper:

6:30am Friday 8th August 2014

The Mayor of London’s announcement that he will stand for Parliament next year overshadowed another massive Boris proclamation this week.

Top 10 Dr Who in south east London and north Kent facts

News Shopper: Peter Capaldi as Doctor Who

1:02pm Thursday 7th August 2014

With the arrival of the new series of Doctor Who just around the corner on August 23, we’ve picked our top 10 bits of south east London and north Kent Dr Who trivia.

6 pictures plus video of beautiful tigers and cute cub at London Zoo

News Shopper:

11:23am Thursday 7th August 2014

News Shopper was at London Zoo on Wednesday night, capturing these pictures and video of the awesome tigers there.

5 things to see and do in...Welling

News Shopper:

5:03pm Wednesday 6th August 2014

You’re in Welling, where should you go and what should you see?

Sex, time apart or date nights - what's the key to a happy marriage?

News Shopper:

12:58pm Wednesday 6th August 2014

It’s what every couple wants to know – the secret of a happy marriage – but it appears to very much depend on where you live.

Bad teachers: Married educators seeking extra-curricular nookie in school holidays

News Shopper:

12:04pm Wednesday 6th August 2014

After spending all year telling their pupils not to do it, teachers are not averse to cheating as soon as school’s out for the holidays.

9 summer blockbusters worth visiting the cinema for

News Shopper: What's On module top link image

9:45am Tuesday 5th August 2014

As is the way in summer, the Blockbusters are coming thick and fast.

Take a smiley summer selfie for chance to win cash in our competition

News Shopper:

1:41pm Friday 1st August 2014

Take a smiley summery selfie and you could win a cash prize in our August photo competition.

Greenwich Council causes confusion with 'No dumpimg' sign spelling error

News Shopper: Greenwich Bans Dumpimg?

10:51am Friday 1st August 2014

Have you spotted any amusing signs or notices such as this gem from Greenwich Council?

Bromley on the Bakerloo line - 10 other things bound to happen by 2040

News Shopper:

3:22pm Thursday 31st July 2014

Exciting news this week is that Bromley and Lewisham could be set to get on the Tube...in 26 years.

6 expert tips for summer holiday packing from Bluewater's personal shoppers

News Shopper:

10:42am Thursday 31st July 2014

While sipping a cocktail by the beach goes some way to relieving the stress that was packing, wouldn’t it be better if you didn’t spend the night before your trip desperately stuffing a suitcase?

Photofun: View from your window - what can you see outside right now?

News Shopper:

6:30am Thursday 31st July 2014

What’s the view out of the nearest window to you right now? Just for fun, we’d love to see a photo of it.

Fist-bumps are better than handshakes and high-fives, say scientists

News Shopper:

12:26pm Tuesday 29th July 2014

Fist-bumps are officially better than handshakes and high-fives as a way of greeting or congratulating someone, scientists have announced.

VIDEO: Keston boxing champion David Haye presents the weather - for dogs

News Shopper:

1:33pm Friday 25th July 2014

When you have been champion of the world like Keston’s David Haye, what’s next? Presenting the world’s first weather forecast for dogs, of course.

Revealed: 10 things men think about when booking a date venue

News Shopper:

3:55pm Thursday 24th July 2014

Believe it or not, a lot goes through a man’s mind when he considers where to take a date.

5 of the best places to Pick Your Own fruit and vegetables in north Kent and south east London

News Shopper:

10:33am Wednesday 23rd July 2014

Making sure you get enough fruit and veg in your diet can be dull, but not when you can get out in the sun and Pick Your Own at a nearby farm.

One in five mums announce birth on Facebook within half an hour

News Shopper: There were celebrations in Royal circles and throughout the land when Prince George was christened in a ceremony that spanned four generations of the royal family. The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge were joined by the Queen, the Duke of Edinburgh, the Prin

12:38pm Tuesday 22nd July 2014

A year ago today, the world’s media ended a long vigil outside the now-famous Lindo Wing – but maybe they should have just kept tabs on Kate’s Facebook.

10 of the worst excuses for drivers stopping illegally on hard shoulder of motorways

News Shopper:

10:00am Tuesday 22nd July 2014

Ten of the lamest excuses given to traffic officers by drivers stopping illegally on the hard shoulder of motorways have been released by the Highways Agency.

QUIZ: 7 questions to test how well you know your local area

News Shopper:

4:00pm Monday 21st July 2014

So you’ve lived locally for a while and think you‘ve got good knowledge of the area – but do you really?

26 incredible photos of lightning storm over London and north Kent

News Shopper:

10:40am Friday 18th July 2014

A lightning storm hit during the early hours, lighting up the night sky and leading to some spectacular pictures.

QUIZ: Does a certain someone want to be more than just friends?

News Shopper:

3:00pm Friday 18th July 2014

Is there someone in your life who secretly has feelings for you and wants to be more than just a friend? Find out with our quiz.

14 tips and advice to stay safe in thunderstorms and lightning

News Shopper: Readers' pictures: Lightning storm over Oxfordshire

1:06pm Friday 18th July 2014

Thunderstorms struck across the south east London and Kent last night and there are more on the way, according to forecasters.

5 things to see and do in...Chelsfield

News Shopper:

5:31pm Thursday 17th July 2014

You’re in Chelsfield and have an hour to spare, where should you go and what should you do?

10 fun outdoors things kids must do this summer holiday

News Shopper:

10:20am Wednesday 16th July 2014

There are some things that kids just have to do this summer, and the best way of finding out what they are us to ask them.

12 historic photos from the sky show how Lewisham and Greenwich have changed

News Shopper:

7:00am Thursday 10th July 2014

These dozen historic pictures of Lewisham and Greenwich from the sky give a glimpse into how much the boroughs have changed over the years.

5 things to see and do in...Charlton

News Shopper:

4:29pm Wednesday 9th July 2014

You’ve just arrived in Charlton and you have an hour to spare, where should you go and what should you see?

QUIZ: Can you name these 10 famous people from Dartford who aren't Rolling Stones?

News Shopper: The Rolling Stones have not played in Australia since 2006

10:00am Wednesday 9th July 2014

It’s well known that rock legends Keith Richards and Mick Jagger are from Dartford.

8 crazy stunts pulled by McBusted at British Summer Time at Hyde Park

News Shopper:

9:34am Monday 7th July 2014

Supergroup of the moment McBusted headlined British Summer Time at Hyde Park yesterday night (Sunday, July 6) and brought with them a whole bag of tricks to see them through their two hour set.

6 things we learnt as Black Sabbath headlined British Summer Time at Hyde Park

News Shopper:

8:59am Saturday 5th July 2014

Rock fans revelled at Hyde Park last night (July 4) as the Ozzy Osbourne fronted Black Sabbath performed the lead slot at the second night of British Summer Time at Hyde Park.

VIDEO: Armstrong and Miller team with Kent brewer for modern slang guide

News Shopper:

11:18am Friday 4th July 2014

Kent brewer Shepherd Neame has again teamed up with comedy duo Armstrong and Miller as they bring back their famous street-talking RAF pilot characters.

8 pictures from cheeky Twitter user show how to have an AMAZING summer's day

News Shopper:

10:54am Friday 4th July 2014

Our appeal for hot-weather pictures yesterday prompted one inspirational individual to tell the full story of how to have a truly epic day.

16 cosy, weird and cool sheds: Send us your photos of unusual sheds

News Shopper:

10:04am Friday 4th July 2014

As if it could have escaped your notice, it’s National Shed Week.

Photofun: Share pictures of how you're chilling out or cooling off in the hot weather

News Shopper: Share your favourite pictures of the current hot weather

10:33am Thursday 3rd July 2014

Just for fun, we'd love to see photos of how you're enjoying this burst of hot weather - and how you're keeping cool!

6 stunning cosmic images for Greenwich Royal Observatory astronomy competition

News Shopper:

5:05pm Tuesday 1st July 2014

A shortlist of spectacular images – some quite literally out of this world – has been revealed for Greenwich’s Astronomy Photographer of the Year competition.

VIDEO: Dartford’s Mick Jagger 'dismisses' Monty Python Greenwich reunion as 'bunch of wrinkly old men'

News Shopper: ROLLING STONE: Mick Jagger captured by Bob Carlos Clarke

3:38pm Tuesday 1st July 2014

The Rolling Stones’ singer Sir Mick Jagger has produced a self-deprecating video ahead of the Monty Python reunion shows at the O2 in Greenwich.

7 of the best places to see the Tour de France in London

News Shopper: NO REPEAT: Sir Bradley Wiggins, pictured during his 2012 Tour de France triumph, will not be involved in this year's race

12:05pm Monday 30th June 2014

Cycling’s biggest event wheels into town this time next week with reports of more than a million people expected to turn out to see the peleton heading through town from Cambridge.

Selfies, nose picking and eating: London drivers' 10 worst habits

News Shopper: Selfies, nose picking and eating: London drivers 10 worst habits

6:30am Monday 30th June 2014

We all have bad habits behind the wheel, whether it’s shovelling down a Mars bar or listening to a truly dreadful guilty pleasure.

8 ways to shop savvy in the sales

News Shopper: Bluewater's stylist Clare Watson (left) with her Miss Dress business partner Bianca

3:33pm Friday 27th June 2014

Sales shopping has been proven to release endorphins, similar to exercise,  with customers getting a buzz when they get a great deal.

Suarez 'bite': Forest Hill museum reacts and 10 other hilarious memes

News Shopper: Suarez 'bite': Forest Hill museum reacts and 9 other hilarious memes

2:24pm Wednesday 25th June 2014

Forest Hill’s Horniman Museum has led the Luis Suarez bandwagon with a humorous picture of one of its exhibits.

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