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Rain predicted for 40 days... sort of

Rain predicted for 40 days... sort of

Picture: Press Association

Top five tennis jokes to get you in the mood for the Wimbledon final

Fancy a metal bolt with your chips? Jean Brown from Dartford certainly didn't

9 bizarre and gruesome discoveries made by food shoppers in south east London and north Kent

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The Who perform at Hyde Park

7 things you need to know about The Who's Hyde Park gig

Minions: How the yellow critters might cope with life's everyday problems

Minions: 7 solutions to help the yellow critters cope with life's everyday problems

Crossroads of Oakley Road and Croydon Road, locally known as the Keston mark

6 photos showing stunning aerial views of Bromley and beyond during hot air balloon flight

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Uh oh, did you forget?

Top 5 excuses for those who've forgotten it's Father's Day

Lead singer Damon Albarn

5 highlights from Blur's Hyde Park gig

10 films you may not have known were shot in north Kent

From Full Metal Jacket to Harry Potter: 10 films you may not have known were shot in north Kent

Jason Statham in The Expendables 3

VIDEO: Sydenham's Jason Statham's five biggest and best roles

Tory victory, Labour bloodbath and Lib Dem crushing: Five questions from the general election

5 questions from the general election: A Tory victory, Labour bloodbath and Lib Dem crushing

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An easel announcing the birth outside Buckingham Palace. Picture: Press Association

Top ten facts to celebrate the birth of the new princess

Amelia Lily to Zebulon: A - Z of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat at The Woodville, Gravesend

Amelia Lily to Zebulon: A - Z of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat at The Woodville, Gravesend

Maypoles to Roman deity's: Top five weird and wonderful May Day traditions

Maypoles to Roman deity's: Top five weird and wonderful May Day traditions

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Hey love, I’d be happy to be held at a red signal with you

Where's the like button for that smile? Top 10 cheesiest modern chat-up lines heard in London

Darent Valley, Lullingstone Country Park. Star Trails on a long exposure. Photo by Gabrielle Simpson. Not quite our winner but a very arresting photo

20 glorious photos of SE London and north Kent at their most beautiful

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Do you struggle to get a healthy lunch or break away from your desk to eat?

Are you an 'al desko' diner? See if your eating habits match other Londoners and share a pic of today's lunch

QUIZ: Match the election pledge to the political party

QUIZ: Match the election pledge to the political party

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Top five obscure facts about Easter

Top five obscure facts about Easter

QUIZ: Do you recognise the stars of film and TV in Greenwich Theatre’s archive photos?

QUIZ: Do you recognise the stars of film and TV in Greenwich Theatre’s archive photos?

Some of the issues our MPs should promise to fight on

10 commandments for general election candidates: What we want from our MPs

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Simon Cowell on £5 notes and tigers in Greenwich, April Fool's day is here

Simon Cowell on £5 notes and tigers in Greenwich, April Fool's day is here

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Take our Millwall v Charlton quiz to test how much you know about past SE London derby matches

QUIZ: Millwall v Charlton - how much do you know about past SE London derbies?

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Can you tell the difference between a Mel Gibson rant and a Ukip comment?

QUIZ: Ukip or Mel Gibson - can you tell who said these outrageous comments?

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The Royal Observatory at Greenwich, home of the prime meridian line

10 things you might not know about Greenwich’s Royal Observatory

McBusted caption competition: your funniest, silliest and most outrageous entries

McBusted caption competition: your funniest, silliest and most outrageous entries

L-R: Former Bedlam patients Richard Cook Thompson, Ethel Julia Ouselay Collins and Ingrid Schwitzguebel

Beyond Bedlam: 7 reasons why patients were locked up in infamous Beckenham mental hospital

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Share photos of what puts a smile on your faace

Photofun: Make us happy by sharing a picture of what makes you smile

Europe

Fascinating new map shows most popular beers in 100 countries around the world

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Blow me down! World’s biggest bubble in London bursts into record books

Blow me down! World’s biggest bubble in London bursts into record books

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Five ideas for a Thames crossing that could be better than a bridge or tunnel

Boris's Balls are better than a bridge - and so are these 4 other Thames crossing ideas

Rebecca Kempson grew this carrot in her Lower Belvedere allotment

PICTURED: Rudely shaped carrot grown in allotment in Lower Belvedere

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News Shopper's guide to Friday's solar eclipse

Are you ready SE London and north Kent? Your guide to Friday's solar eclipse

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What is the greatest British design of all time?

25 greatest British designs of all time - what's your favourite?

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'Rewarding, lonely, expensive' - News Shopper's top 10 Mother's Day facts

'Rewarding, lonely, expensive' - News Shopper's top 10 Mother's Day facts

Putting an umbrella up indoors is the superstition most people in London fear

Where does Friday the 13th rank on top 10 most commonly believed superstitions?

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Check out the rundown of the craziest fox stories featured on News Shopper's website

Top 10 craziest fox stories of all time on News Shopper website

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Children from Haberdashers' Aske's in Crayford celebrate World Book Day

REVEALED: Top 50 children's books and top 20 best-loved children's characters

Battersea Dogs & Cats Home wants politicians to remember animal welfare issues in the general election

12 policies cats and dogs want to see in the 2015 general election

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The first English strawberries of 2015 are going on sale - will anyone grow one shaped like a body part this year?

FUNNY FRUIT: As first 2015 crop appears, will we get another penis or foot-shaped strawberry?

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Does your dog have a special talent?

5 'ninja' dog videos to enjoy - does your pooch also have a special talent?

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QUIZ: How well do you know 90s TV?

QUIZ: Were you glued to Saved By the Bell or Friends? Test how well you know 90s TV

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Average penis size revelation leaves men feeling cocksure

5.2in is the answer that will please men - but what is the question?

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March 3 is said to be a lucky day for sending money

It's all in the numbers: March 3 could be your lucky money day

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Feel Happy in the mornings by listening to Pharrell Williams when you wake up

Ultimate playlist: Are these the best 40 songs to get you through the working day?

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Frustrated at work? Maybe yours isn't a top 25 job

Is yours a top job? Data shows what the best 25 jobs in the UK are

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Dine like James Bond: restaurants where 007 ate revealed

Dine like James Bond: restaurants where 007 ate revealed

Check out some of the most bizarre reasons given for trains running late

Top 10 bizarre but real reasons why your trains have been delayed

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MAPPED: 6 of the best cocktail bars in south east London and north Kent

MAPPED: 6 of the best cocktail bars in south east London and north Kent

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Bill's at Bluewater

Five of the best places to get pancakes in south east London and north Kent

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