IT is a sad truth that in life we can’t all be the star pupil or award-winning beauties.

And so it is with pubs, but we can at least make the best of what we have got and surround ourselves with friends.

That is what The Alfred in Sydenham does - welcoming the locals while leaving the flashy business to gastropubs down the road.

Sitting boldly on the corner of Sydenham Road, The Alfred is neat both on the outside and inside though it is not exactly the Ministry of Fun.

An open door was enough to persuade me the pub was open but the table and chairs blocking the doorway did make me feel a little like I was trying to burgle the place.

Comfy stools rounded the bar, half occupied by what looked like regulars, and I was greeted by a very neat middle aged publican in shirt and tie who served me a smooth St Austell Tribute for £2.90.

For a small pub, there is plenty to entertain including a pair of dart boards, a pool table and a TV which – if the posters on the walls are anything to go by – shows a lot of sport.

If you’re more the virtual reality type then you can also connect to wifi for free.

To say The Alfred is mediocre is tough, so let’s say it is comfortable with its place in the world.
It does its best to fills itself with plenty to keep punters happy.

The Alfred, 178 Sydenham Road, Sydenham, London SE26 5RP

How The Alfred rated:

Decor *** (Neat and tidy)

Drink *** (Covers all the bases)

Price *** (Not bad)

Atmosphere *** (Good for locals)

Staff *** (Smart and efficient)