Vibe’s Angie Quinn takes a look at the best of what’s on in south east London and north Kent this weekend.

Classic Car Show at Tripes Farm, Orpington, 11am – 4pm on Sunday

Exhibiting over 400 timeless vehicles, the event will also host arena shows, a BBQ, activities for children, refreshments and entertainment. Entrance fee is £5 per person, £15 for a family ticket and Under 12 years old go for free. Go to stchristophers.org.uk/carshow

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That’ll Be The Day at The Churchill Theatre, Bromley, on Sunday

Propelling audiences through the 50s, 60s and 70s with all the best hits, the show mixes rock’n’roll with comedy for an exciting evening of live entertainment. Go to atgtickets.com/bromley

An Inspector Calls at The Orchard Theatre, Dartford, until Saturday

J.B. Priestley’s classic thriller comes from the West End to chill the Dartford stage, when an inspector investigates the death of a young woman. Go to orchardtheatre.co.uk

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Greenwich Comedy Festival at the National Maritime Museum, until Sunday

Ed Byrne, Joel Dommett, Nick Helm and Seann Walsh are just some of the hilarious stars performing at this year’s festival. For a full programme  and tickets, go to greenwichcomedyfestival.co.uk

Lewisham Story Festival at Lewisham Shopping Centre, on Saturday and Sunday

Authors, poets, workshops, storytellers and more will descend across libraries within the Lewisham Borough for family friendly activities. Go to storyfestival.co.uk

Autumn Equinox Walk at Woodlands Farm Trust, Welling, from 10am on Sunday

The two-hour guided walk will explore the farm throughout the changing seasons. Go to thewoodlandsfarmtrust.org

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Russell Kane at The Woodville, Gravesend, on Saturday

The award-winning and multi-talented comedian Russell Kane provides an evening of comedy for a performance presented by Laughing Boy Comedy Club. Go to Woodville.co.uk

Woolwich Carnival at General Gordon Square, noon to 5pm on Saturday

Woolwich’s streets will come alive with costumes, dancing, music and community stalls in the first of what is hoped will become an annual event. A parade will travel from the Royal Arsenal at 1.30pm through Woolwich, ending at General Gordon’s Square at around 2.15pm, where the celebration continues.

Eden Park Beer and Cider Festival at Club Langley, Beckenham, from noon to 10pm until Saturday

The Campaign for Real Ale’s Bromley branch holds its second Eden Park Beer and Cider Festival, with 60 real ales as well as 15 ciders and perrys, hot and cold food and a hog roast. Entry costs £4 for CAMRA members and £5 for non-members and includes a £3 glass deposit.

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The Dalai Lama at The O2, Greenwich, on Saturday

Nobel Peace Prize Laureate the Dalai Lama will visit Greenwich for a talk about compassion and well-being. It’s easy to imagine there’ll be a nice crowd for this one. Tickets from £24.75. Go to axs.com

How to be a Hero at The Albany, Deptford, from until Saturday

Inspired by the phenomena of real-life vigilantes, Deptford based theatre company White Rabbit – whose work has been performed at the National Theatre and the Southbank Centre – present the world premiere of their new play. The dark comedy tells the story of a fictional costumed vigilante group featuring karaoke, pepper spray, amateur judo techniques, a fearless cockerpoo and tips on How To Spot A Villain. Tickets cost £12 or £10 concessions. Go to thealbany.org.uk or call 020 8692 4446.