Vibe’s Angie Quinn guides you through the best of what’s on in north Kent and south east London this weekend (August 15 and 16).

The Confessions of Thomas Quick at Greenwich Picturehouse, Greenwich on Saturday

The dramatic story of Sweden's most notorious serial killer, Thomas Quick, is screened followed by a question and answer session with director Brian Hill. Go to picturehouses.com 

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Ahoy Captain at The Cutty Sark, Greenwich, on Saturday and Sunday

Incredible characters from the tea clipper’s past come to life as Captain Woodget, Cutty Sark’s longest serving master, tells fascinating stories of his life onboard. Go rmg.co.uk

Extreme Stunt Show at Norman Park, Bromley, on Saturday

BMX teams, monster trucks and motorbikes battle it out in the air showcasing their best tricks in the Extreme Arena. Go to extremeeventseurope.com

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Stephanie Pratt at Bluewater from 1pm on Saturday

Made in Chelsea and The Hills star Stephanie Pratt will be meeting fans and signing copies of new autobiography Made In Reality at Waterstones. Go to bluewater.co.uk

The Adventures of Pinocchio at Greenwich Theatre on Saturday and Sunday

The tale follows much-loved wooden puppet, Pinocchio, who longs to be a real boy and the disasters he encounters. This show received its UK premiere at the theatre. Go to greenwichtheatre.org.uk

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Oliver! at The Orchard Theatre, Dartford, on Saturday

The Summer Youth Project is back with an amateur production of the classic tale of orphaned boy Oliver Twist and his struggles in London. Go to orchardtheatre.co.uk

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Farmers’ Market at Horniman Museum and Gardens in Forest Hill from 9am to 1pm on Saturday

Browse the beautiful gardens and locally-sourced produce in form of vegetables, flowers, breads, fish and more. Go to horniman.ac.uk

Joseph & The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat at The Woodville, Gravesend on Saturday

Centre Stage Theatre Academy presents their Summer Youth Project of Joseph and his coat of many colors. Go to Woodville.com

The Talisman on BBC Radio 4 from 3pm on Sunday

Listen to Petts Wood resident John Wark in his first radio lead on the final part of Scott’s novels set during the crusades adapted  and updated to the Occupy London protests in 2011. John plays lead character Kenny and the piece is narrated by David Tennant.