Vibe's Charlie Hannah and Angie Quinn take a look at the best events, gigs and shows in south east London and north Kent this weekend (March 28 and 29)
Fun Run at Christ Church Sidcup from 2pm on Saturday
The Fun Run. One of the modern age’s most widely used oxymorons. This is Christ Church Sidcup’s 6th annual fun run, so they must be doing something right. Grownups and children alike turn up in optional fancy dress attire - this year’s theme is ‘Technicoloured’. Runners will be raising money for chYps, a hospice charity for young people. Last year they raised £1200 for them. Good luck! The race leaves from the Horse and Groom in Main Road. Entry costs £5 adults, £3 under 16s. Go to christchurchsidcup.org.uk
Dr Hook at The Woodville Theatre, Gravesend, on Sunday
Seventies chart toppers, whose hits include When You're in Love with a Beautiful Woman and A Little Bit More, Dr Hook’s performance features Ray Sawyer and other special guests. Go to Woodville.co.uk
Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom Live on Stage at The Orchard Theatre, Dartford until Sunday
Join fairy princess Holly and her best friend, Ben the elf, for a charming stage adaption of the BAFTA award-winning television animation. Go to orchardtheatre.co.uk
Brockley Farmer’s Market at Lewisham College from 10am on Saturday
Elle UK called it a ‘cooler, mini version of Borough [Market]’, and Time Out gave it the ‘Locals Favourite’ award in 2014. Accolades indeed for Brockley Market.
But don’t believe the hype - go and investigate for yourself. If artisan cooking is your cup of tea, if gourmet soup floats your boat, if you think handmade scotch eggs are the bee’s knees (if you think cliches are over-used) then make your way down to Brockley Market this Saturday between 10am and 2pm.
There is talk of someone called Mother Flipper booked for this weekend… I’ve heard two stories as to whether that’s a burger van or a dolphin. Both sound plausible. Come down on Saturday to find out. Go down to brockleymarket.com
Nicki Minaj at the O2 Arena, Greenwich, on Saturday
Rap queen Nicki Minaj will be joined on stage by special guest Trey Songz for her London leg of Pinkprint Tour. Go to theo2.co.uk
MORE OUT AND ABOUT
- Find more events at newsshopper.co.uk/events
David Essex at Waterstones, Bluewater, 1pm on Saturday
Actor and singer David Essex will be signing new copies of book, ‘Travelling Tinker Man and Other Rhymes.’ Go to bluewater.co.uk
Chas & Dave at The Churchill Theatre, Bromley, on Sunday
Performing together for over 50 years, the duo and creators of ‘rockney’ are back by popular demand in Bromley. Go to atgtickets.com/bromley
Creditors at The Brockley Jack, until April 11
The production provides a sinisterly amusing rendition of Strindberg’s popular play, containing an important theme of self-discovery. Go to brockleyjack.co.uk
Community Music Day at the Horniman Museum and Gardens, Forest Hill, from noon to 5pm on Sunday
Enjoy an afternoon of local talents showcasing musical entertainment, with genres ranging from indie to hip hop to rock and more. Go to horniman.ac.uk/
Comedy at The Bob Hope Theatre, Eltham, 7:30m on Sunday
Resident MC, Paul Adams presents John Moloney for an evening of laughs. Go to bobhopetheatre.co.uk
FREE I.T. Support Lesson at the Forest Hill Library from 9.30am on Saturday
ARE YOUR I.T. SKILLS, OR LACK OF, HOLDING YOU BACK? THEY ARE ME. IF ONLY I COULD FIND OUT HOW I COULD GET THIS THING OFF CAPS Loc.. oh there it is. Sorry I didn’t mean to shout that first bit.
Let me continue, Lewisham Council are offering free supported learning sessions for basic I.T. users. Staff at Forest Hill Library will help you through a series of pre-prepared training tutorials.
Make sure you register first. Don’t worry, you can book over the phone, I DID. Go to lewisham.gov.uk
Easter Garden Trail at Hall Place, Bexley, from 10am on Saturday
Family fun at Hall Place and Gardens this Saturday from 10am to 4.30pm. Stretch your legs and your minds as you navigate your way around the ornate topiary maze. This Easter themed trail promises to be a worthwhile family bonding exercise, and involves collecting clues together and scrutinising a trail map. Head down to the Hall Place & Gardens visitor centre to pick up your trail map for only £2. Go to bexleyheritagetrust.org.uk
Gilbert and Sullivan’s Princess Ida at the Greenwich Theatre from 2pm and 6pm on Saturday
‘Princess Ida’ is a satire on the battle of the sexes and contains the amount of wit, absurdity and silliness you would expect from Gilbert and Sullivan. This production at Greenwich Theatre will feature a thirteen piece orchestra, and is perfect for both the Gilbert and Sullivan connoisseur and the total stranger to their fantastical work. Tickets from £13. Go to greenwichtheatre.org.uk
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