PICTURED: Catford driver keeps thieves away by chaining car to lamp post

Picture by Thom Townsend

Picture by Thom Townsend

First published in News News Shopper: Photograph of the Author by , deputy news editor

This security-conscious Catford driver has gone the extra mile to stop car thieves - by chaining theirs to a lamp post.

The Range Rover was spotted by Twitter user Thom Townsend.

Its driver appears to have used the kind of chain usually used by cyclists to safely secure his vehicle to the nearest post.

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4:17pm Mon 21 Jul 14

PoppyGreenLeaf says...

I would think that Range Rover would easily break that chain or more likely bend that post if thief really wanted the car that badly. Another gripping NS story.
I would think that Range Rover would easily break that chain or more likely bend that post if thief really wanted the car that badly. Another gripping NS story. PoppyGreenLeaf
  • Score: 14

4:19pm Mon 21 Jul 14

the wall says...

That won't stop a Range Rover being driven off.
That won't stop a Range Rover being driven off. the wall
  • Score: 23

4:31pm Mon 21 Jul 14

swanleyperson says...

Wheres gypsie Joseph? Hes/she/not sure would love this opptuinty to winge about our next great leader, paul golding.
Wheres gypsie Joseph? Hes/she/not sure would love this opptuinty to winge about our next great leader, paul golding. swanleyperson
  • Score: 40

5:34pm Mon 21 Jul 14

Gypo.Joe says...

Ever hear of a pipe cutter boi. Some of the chaps used to do the parking meters back in the day when they was young toe rags.

@ swanleyperson, leader of what sonny ? The muvers twunt couldn't hold down a councillors job,.. not even in Swanley boi.
Ever hear of a pipe cutter boi. Some of the chaps used to do the parking meters back in the day when they was young toe rags. @ swanleyperson, leader of what sonny ? The muvers twunt couldn't hold down a councillors job,.. not even in Swanley boi. Gypo.Joe
  • Score: 16

8:29am Tue 22 Jul 14

sarfflondonbird says...

Probably worried someone may take off with the drugs stashed in the boot probably.
Probably worried someone may take off with the drugs stashed in the boot probably. sarfflondonbird
  • Score: -62

9:06am Tue 22 Jul 14

highway warrior says...

Probably read in the national newspapers about these vehicles being easy to steal due to keyless entry software havinbg been cracked. However that was in Kensington, Chelsea and Fulham. Not Catford lol
Probably read in the national newspapers about these vehicles being easy to steal due to keyless entry software havinbg been cracked. However that was in Kensington, Chelsea and Fulham. Not Catford lol highway warrior
  • Score: 18

10:41am Tue 22 Jul 14

Gypo.Joe says...

sarfflondonbird wrote:
Probably worried someone may take off with the drugs stashed in the boot probably.
More supposition !

Probably x 2, what's that all about.

Oh my sides.
[quote][p][bold]sarfflondonbird[/bold] wrote: Probably worried someone may take off with the drugs stashed in the boot probably.[/p][/quote]More supposition ! Probably x 2, what's that all about. Oh my sides. Gypo.Joe
  • Score: 10

10:50am Tue 22 Jul 14

the wall says...

sarfflondonbird wrote:
Probably worried someone may take off with the drugs stashed in the boot probably.
Are you saying the own of this car is a drug dealer? You should be careful what you write.

If you have any information take it to the Police or Crimestoppers.
[quote][p][bold]sarfflondonbird[/bold] wrote: Probably worried someone may take off with the drugs stashed in the boot probably.[/p][/quote]Are you saying the own of this car is a drug dealer? You should be careful what you write. If you have any information take it to the Police or Crimestoppers. the wall
  • Score: -3

11:41am Tue 22 Jul 14

Gypo.Joe says...

Same old same old with SarflondonTURD, opens gob inserts foot as usual.
Same old same old with SarflondonTURD, opens gob inserts foot as usual. Gypo.Joe
  • Score: 4

12:21pm Tue 22 Jul 14

swanleyperson says...

the wall wrote:
sarfflondonbird wrote:
Probably worried someone may take off with the drugs stashed in the boot probably.
Are you saying the own of this car is a drug dealer? You should be careful what you write.

If you have any information take it to the Police or Crimestoppers.
You know what we do with walls in swanley? Pizz on um! Gis a job mate.
[quote][p][bold]the wall[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]sarfflondonbird[/bold] wrote: Probably worried someone may take off with the drugs stashed in the boot probably.[/p][/quote]Are you saying the own of this car is a drug dealer? You should be careful what you write. If you have any information take it to the Police or Crimestoppers.[/p][/quote]You know what we do with walls in swanley? Pizz on um! Gis a job mate. swanleyperson
  • Score: 11

12:34pm Tue 22 Jul 14

the wall says...

And that's why Swanley is a sh1t hole because you have no respect for where you live.

Also golden showers are not my cup of pee.
And that's why Swanley is a sh1t hole because you have no respect for where you live. Also golden showers are not my cup of pee. the wall
  • Score: 7

1:57pm Tue 22 Jul 14

swanleyperson says...

Ya mum.
Ya mum. swanleyperson
  • Score: 7

2:00pm Tue 22 Jul 14

the wall says...

swanleyperson wrote:
Ya mum.
Ya Nan.
[quote][p][bold]swanleyperson[/bold] wrote: Ya mum.[/p][/quote]Ya Nan. the wall
  • Score: 55

6:23pm Tue 22 Jul 14

mouthalmighty says...

the wall wrote:
swanleyperson wrote:
Ya mum.
Ya Nan.
I'm totally confused now.
[quote][p][bold]the wall[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]swanleyperson[/bold] wrote: Ya mum.[/p][/quote]Ya Nan.[/p][/quote]I'm totally confused now. mouthalmighty
  • Score: 12

1:44pm Wed 23 Jul 14

sarfflondonbird says...

the wall wrote:
sarfflondonbird wrote:
Probably worried someone may take off with the drugs stashed in the boot probably.
Are you saying the own of this car is a drug dealer? You should be careful what you write.

If you have any information take it to the Police or Crimestoppers.
Nah, like gypo says.....just supposing. Gawd you are a bit dim at times, keep up.
[quote][p][bold]the wall[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]sarfflondonbird[/bold] wrote: Probably worried someone may take off with the drugs stashed in the boot probably.[/p][/quote]Are you saying the own of this car is a drug dealer? You should be careful what you write. If you have any information take it to the Police or Crimestoppers.[/p][/quote]Nah, like gypo says.....just supposing. Gawd you are a bit dim at times, keep up. sarfflondonbird
  • Score: -12

1:47pm Wed 23 Jul 14

sarfflondonbird says...

Gypo.Joe wrote:
Same old same old with SarflondonTURD, opens gob inserts foot as usual.
And we ALL suppose YOU don't? AS IF!
[quote][p][bold]Gypo.Joe[/bold] wrote: Same old same old with SarflondonTURD, opens gob inserts foot as usual.[/p][/quote]And we ALL suppose YOU don't? AS IF! sarfflondonbird
  • Score: -8

3:24pm Wed 23 Jul 14

the wall says...

sarfflondonbird wrote:
the wall wrote:
sarfflondonbird wrote:
Probably worried someone may take off with the drugs stashed in the boot probably.
Are you saying the own of this car is a drug dealer? You should be careful what you write.

If you have any information take it to the Police or Crimestoppers.
Nah, like gypo says.....just supposing. Gawd you are a bit dim at times, keep up.
What are you bleating about?
[quote][p][bold]sarfflondonbird[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]the wall[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]sarfflondonbird[/bold] wrote: Probably worried someone may take off with the drugs stashed in the boot probably.[/p][/quote]Are you saying the own of this car is a drug dealer? You should be careful what you write. If you have any information take it to the Police or Crimestoppers.[/p][/quote]Nah, like gypo says.....just supposing. Gawd you are a bit dim at times, keep up.[/p][/quote]What are you bleating about? the wall
  • Score: -5

8:24pm Wed 23 Jul 14

sarfflondonbird says...

the wall wrote:
sarfflondonbird wrote:
Probably worried someone may take off with the drugs stashed in the boot probably.
Are you saying the own of this car is a drug dealer? You should be careful what you write.

If you have any information take it to the Police or Crimestoppers.
So should you be careful what you write. If we're going to be petty, do you mean "ownER"not "own"?
[quote][p][bold]the wall[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]sarfflondonbird[/bold] wrote: Probably worried someone may take off with the drugs stashed in the boot probably.[/p][/quote]Are you saying the own of this car is a drug dealer? You should be careful what you write. If you have any information take it to the Police or Crimestoppers.[/p][/quote]So should you be careful what you write. If we're going to be petty, do you mean "ownER"not "own"? sarfflondonbird
  • Score: -8

8:29pm Wed 23 Jul 14

sarfflondonbird says...

the wall wrote:
sarfflondonbird wrote:
the wall wrote:
sarfflondonbird wrote:
Probably worried someone may take off with the drugs stashed in the boot probably.
Are you saying the own of this car is a drug dealer? You should be careful what you write.

If you have any information take it to the Police or Crimestoppers.
Nah, like gypo says.....just supposing. Gawd you are a bit dim at times, keep up.
What are you bleating about?
You asked "if you have information"blah de blah. I am staying no I don't. I was just supposing as gypo States in his usual rant posts about me. I gather you don't read his posts then?... Very wise.
[quote][p][bold]the wall[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]sarfflondonbird[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]the wall[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]sarfflondonbird[/bold] wrote: Probably worried someone may take off with the drugs stashed in the boot probably.[/p][/quote]Are you saying the own of this car is a drug dealer? You should be careful what you write. If you have any information take it to the Police or Crimestoppers.[/p][/quote]Nah, like gypo says.....just supposing. Gawd you are a bit dim at times, keep up.[/p][/quote]What are you bleating about?[/p][/quote]You asked "if you have information"blah de blah. I am staying no I don't. I was just supposing as gypo States in his usual rant posts about me. I gather you don't read his posts then?... Very wise. sarfflondonbird
  • Score: -2

9:51pm Wed 23 Jul 14

Gypo.Joe says...

" I am staying no I don't."

Another miserable FAIL.

Give it and stick to the BJs.
" I am staying no I don't." Another miserable FAIL. Give it and stick to the BJs. Gypo.Joe
  • Score: 4

11:33pm Wed 23 Jul 14

sarfflondonbird says...

Gypo.Joe wrote:
" I am staying no I don't."

Another miserable FAIL.

Give it and stick to the BJs.
Well done. You spotted a typo error. Aren't you the clever insignificant one? But hang on a minute.... pot and kettle spring to mind looking at your last sentence! With the gutter trash that you constantly spout, sounds like you need to go and crawl back under some stone pronto, and dont bother resurfacing - am pretty sure you wont be missed!!!!
[quote][p][bold]Gypo.Joe[/bold] wrote: " I am staying no I don't." Another miserable FAIL. Give it and stick to the BJs.[/p][/quote]Well done. You spotted a typo error. Aren't you the clever insignificant one? But hang on a minute.... pot and kettle spring to mind looking at your last sentence! With the gutter trash that you constantly spout, sounds like you need to go and crawl back under some stone pronto, and dont bother resurfacing - am pretty sure you wont be missed!!!! sarfflondonbird
  • Score: -8

10:32am Thu 24 Jul 14

the wall says...

sarfflondonbird wrote:
the wall wrote:
sarfflondonbird wrote:
the wall wrote:
sarfflondonbird wrote:
Probably worried someone may take off with the drugs stashed in the boot probably.
Are you saying the own of this car is a drug dealer? You should be careful what you write.

If you have any information take it to the Police or Crimestoppers.
Nah, like gypo says.....just supposing. Gawd you are a bit dim at times, keep up.
What are you bleating about?
You asked "if you have information"blah de blah. I am staying no I don't. I was just supposing as gypo States in his usual rant posts about me. I gather you don't read his posts then?... Very wise.
So you're just stereotyping or you're jealous.

Still not as vile as your stereotyping of the young lad killed in Downham, but thankfully that comment got deleted.
[quote][p][bold]sarfflondonbird[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]the wall[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]sarfflondonbird[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]the wall[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]sarfflondonbird[/bold] wrote: Probably worried someone may take off with the drugs stashed in the boot probably.[/p][/quote]Are you saying the own of this car is a drug dealer? You should be careful what you write. If you have any information take it to the Police or Crimestoppers.[/p][/quote]Nah, like gypo says.....just supposing. Gawd you are a bit dim at times, keep up.[/p][/quote]What are you bleating about?[/p][/quote]You asked "if you have information"blah de blah. I am staying no I don't. I was just supposing as gypo States in his usual rant posts about me. I gather you don't read his posts then?... Very wise.[/p][/quote]So you're just stereotyping or you're jealous. Still not as vile as your stereotyping of the young lad killed in Downham, but thankfully that comment got deleted. the wall
  • Score: 0

11:00am Thu 24 Jul 14

Gypo.Joe says...

sarfflondonbird wrote:
Gypo.Joe wrote:
" I am staying no I don't."

Another miserable FAIL.

Give it and stick to the BJs.
Well done. You spotted a typo error. Aren't you the clever insignificant one? But hang on a minute.... pot and kettle spring to mind looking at your last sentence! With the gutter trash that you constantly spout, sounds like you need to go and crawl back under some stone pronto, and dont bother resurfacing - am pretty sure you wont be missed!!!!
That was a spot the deliberate error Turd. ;)

PS, please don't tak wiv ya mouth full it's rude.
[quote][p][bold]sarfflondonbird[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Gypo.Joe[/bold] wrote: " I am staying no I don't." Another miserable FAIL. Give it and stick to the BJs.[/p][/quote]Well done. You spotted a typo error. Aren't you the clever insignificant one? But hang on a minute.... pot and kettle spring to mind looking at your last sentence! With the gutter trash that you constantly spout, sounds like you need to go and crawl back under some stone pronto, and dont bother resurfacing - am pretty sure you wont be missed!!!![/p][/quote]That was a spot the deliberate error Turd. ;) PS, please don't tak wiv ya mouth full it's rude. Gypo.Joe
  • Score: 7

2:13pm Thu 24 Jul 14

sarfflondonbird says...

the wall wrote:
sarfflondonbird wrote:
the wall wrote:
sarfflondonbird wrote:
the wall wrote:
sarfflondonbird wrote:
Probably worried someone may take off with the drugs stashed in the boot probably.
Are you saying the own of this car is a drug dealer? You should be careful what you write.

If you have any information take it to the Police or Crimestoppers.
Nah, like gypo says.....just supposing. Gawd you are a bit dim at times, keep up.
What are you bleating about?
You asked "if you have information"blah de blah. I am staying no I don't. I was just supposing as gypo States in his usual rant posts about me. I gather you don't read his posts then?... Very wise.
So you're just stereotyping or you're jealous.

Still not as vile as your stereotyping of the young lad killed in Downham, but thankfully that comment got deleted.
Now tell me, what have I got to be jealous of? Certainly not of someone stashing drugs inside their vehicle and certainly not of the vehicle itself, I am not that materialistic about cars and not interested in drugs.
But with regard to your stereo typing, if it means what I think it does, then it just goes to show what a one track mind you have and how you have to bring it into every comment unnecessarily! Please note, there are many types/races of people in this country, willing these days to deal/provide/stash drugs in their vehicles, it doesn't take a genius to know that, but no you have to bring racism into the equation to have a supposed dig don't you? Grow up or shut up.
[quote][p][bold]the wall[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]sarfflondonbird[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]the wall[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]sarfflondonbird[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]the wall[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]sarfflondonbird[/bold] wrote: Probably worried someone may take off with the drugs stashed in the boot probably.[/p][/quote]Are you saying the own of this car is a drug dealer? You should be careful what you write. If you have any information take it to the Police or Crimestoppers.[/p][/quote]Nah, like gypo says.....just supposing. Gawd you are a bit dim at times, keep up.[/p][/quote]What are you bleating about?[/p][/quote]You asked "if you have information"blah de blah. I am staying no I don't. I was just supposing as gypo States in his usual rant posts about me. I gather you don't read his posts then?... Very wise.[/p][/quote]So you're just stereotyping or you're jealous. Still not as vile as your stereotyping of the young lad killed in Downham, but thankfully that comment got deleted.[/p][/quote]Now tell me, what have I got to be jealous of? Certainly not of someone stashing drugs inside their vehicle and certainly not of the vehicle itself, I am not that materialistic about cars and not interested in drugs. But with regard to your stereo typing, if it means what I think it does, then it just goes to show what a one track mind you have and how you have to bring it into every comment unnecessarily! Please note, there are many types/races of people in this country, willing these days to deal/provide/stash drugs in their vehicles, it doesn't take a genius to know that, but no you have to bring racism into the equation to have a supposed dig don't you? Grow up or shut up. sarfflondonbird
  • Score: -11

2:19pm Thu 24 Jul 14

sarfflondonbird says...

Gypo.Joe wrote:
sarfflondonbird wrote:
Gypo.Joe wrote:
" I am staying no I don't."

Another miserable FAIL.

Give it and stick to the BJs.
Well done. You spotted a typo error. Aren't you the clever insignificant one? But hang on a minute.... pot and kettle spring to mind looking at your last sentence! With the gutter trash that you constantly spout, sounds like you need to go and crawl back under some stone pronto, and dont bother resurfacing - am pretty sure you wont be missed!!!!
That was a spot the deliberate error Turd. ;)

PS, please don't tak wiv ya mouth full it's rude.
You seem to have a fetish about turds, can see why seeing as you talk sh1t all the time. perhaps it should be you who should not talk with your mouth full! So back to your posting. Back tracking were you because you realised after it had been pointed out to you of your 'obvious' error!
You're such a twunt.
[quote][p][bold]Gypo.Joe[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]sarfflondonbird[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Gypo.Joe[/bold] wrote: " I am staying no I don't." Another miserable FAIL. Give it and stick to the BJs.[/p][/quote]Well done. You spotted a typo error. Aren't you the clever insignificant one? But hang on a minute.... pot and kettle spring to mind looking at your last sentence! With the gutter trash that you constantly spout, sounds like you need to go and crawl back under some stone pronto, and dont bother resurfacing - am pretty sure you wont be missed!!!![/p][/quote]That was a spot the deliberate error Turd. ;) PS, please don't tak wiv ya mouth full it's rude.[/p][/quote]You seem to have a fetish about turds, can see why seeing as you talk sh1t all the time. perhaps it should be you who should not talk with your mouth full! So back to your posting. Back tracking were you because you realised after it had been pointed out to you of your 'obvious' error! You're such a twunt. sarfflondonbird
  • Score: -3

3:00pm Thu 24 Jul 14

Gypo.Joe says...

"You're such a twunt."


SNAP !!

right back atcha sarflondonTURD.
"You're such a twunt." SNAP !! right back atcha sarflondonTURD. Gypo.Joe
  • Score: 6

5:28pm Thu 24 Jul 14

the wall says...

sarfflondonbird wrote:
the wall wrote:
sarfflondonbird wrote:
the wall wrote:
sarfflondonbird wrote:
the wall wrote:
sarfflondonbird wrote:
Probably worried someone may take off with the drugs stashed in the boot probably.
Are you saying the own of this car is a drug dealer? You should be careful what you write.

If you have any information take it to the Police or Crimestoppers.
Nah, like gypo says.....just supposing. Gawd you are a bit dim at times, keep up.
What are you bleating about?
You asked "if you have information"blah de blah. I am staying no I don't. I was just supposing as gypo States in his usual rant posts about me. I gather you don't read his posts then?... Very wise.
So you're just stereotyping or you're jealous.

Still not as vile as your stereotyping of the young lad killed in Downham, but thankfully that comment got deleted.
Now tell me, what have I got to be jealous of? Certainly not of someone stashing drugs inside their vehicle and certainly not of the vehicle itself, I am not that materialistic about cars and not interested in drugs.
But with regard to your stereo typing, if it means what I think it does, then it just goes to show what a one track mind you have and how you have to bring it into every comment unnecessarily! Please note, there are many types/races of people in this country, willing these days to deal/provide/stash drugs in their vehicles, it doesn't take a genius to know that, but no you have to bring racism into the equation to have a supposed dig don't you? Grow up or shut up.
Yawn.

£50,000 motor, you si well jel.
[quote][p][bold]sarfflondonbird[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]the wall[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]sarfflondonbird[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]the wall[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]sarfflondonbird[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]the wall[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]sarfflondonbird[/bold] wrote: Probably worried someone may take off with the drugs stashed in the boot probably.[/p][/quote]Are you saying the own of this car is a drug dealer? You should be careful what you write. If you have any information take it to the Police or Crimestoppers.[/p][/quote]Nah, like gypo says.....just supposing. Gawd you are a bit dim at times, keep up.[/p][/quote]What are you bleating about?[/p][/quote]You asked "if you have information"blah de blah. I am staying no I don't. I was just supposing as gypo States in his usual rant posts about me. I gather you don't read his posts then?... Very wise.[/p][/quote]So you're just stereotyping or you're jealous. Still not as vile as your stereotyping of the young lad killed in Downham, but thankfully that comment got deleted.[/p][/quote]Now tell me, what have I got to be jealous of? Certainly not of someone stashing drugs inside their vehicle and certainly not of the vehicle itself, I am not that materialistic about cars and not interested in drugs. But with regard to your stereo typing, if it means what I think it does, then it just goes to show what a one track mind you have and how you have to bring it into every comment unnecessarily! Please note, there are many types/races of people in this country, willing these days to deal/provide/stash drugs in their vehicles, it doesn't take a genius to know that, but no you have to bring racism into the equation to have a supposed dig don't you? Grow up or shut up.[/p][/quote]Yawn. £50,000 motor, you si well jel. the wall
  • Score: 4

10:59pm Thu 24 Jul 14

Harold_Monk says...

Everyone's being mislead. The chains' actually there to stop the lamp post being nicked
Everyone's being mislead. The chains' actually there to stop the lamp post being nicked Harold_Monk
  • Score: 11

1:46pm Fri 25 Jul 14

neighbour says...

swanleyperson wrote:
Wheres gypsie Joseph? Hes/she/not sure would love this opptuinty to winge about our next great leader, paul golding.
Please resist the temptation of stimulating he, she, or more likely 'it' from commenting. If he, she, or it had twice as wit then he, she or it would be a half-wit. As it is, he, she, or it seems to contribute to the spoiling of an otherwise acceptable day for most readers gifted with more than one functioning brain-cell, but I suppose it's better than he, she, or it setting fire to cats or pulling the wings off butterflies.
[quote][p][bold]swanleyperson[/bold] wrote: Wheres gypsie Joseph? Hes/she/not sure would love this opptuinty to winge about our next great leader, paul golding.[/p][/quote]Please resist the temptation of stimulating he, she, or more likely 'it' from commenting. If he, she, or it had twice as wit then he, she or it would be a half-wit. As it is, he, she, or it seems to contribute to the spoiling of an otherwise acceptable day for most readers gifted with more than one functioning brain-cell, but I suppose it's better than he, she, or it setting fire to cats or pulling the wings off butterflies. neighbour
  • Score: 9

6:52pm Fri 25 Jul 14

swanleyperson says...

neighbour wrote:
swanleyperson wrote:
Wheres gypsie Joseph? Hes/she/not sure would love this opptuinty to winge about our next great leader, paul golding.
Please resist the temptation of stimulating he, she, or more likely 'it' from commenting. If he, she, or it had twice as wit then he, she or it would be a half-wit. As it is, he, she, or it seems to contribute to the spoiling of an otherwise acceptable day for most readers gifted with more than one functioning brain-cell, but I suppose it's better than he, she, or it setting fire to cats or pulling the wings off butterflies.
its okay, he has to go a pray 5 times a day. so he wont be here all the time.
[quote][p][bold]neighbour[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]swanleyperson[/bold] wrote: Wheres gypsie Joseph? Hes/she/not sure would love this opptuinty to winge about our next great leader, paul golding.[/p][/quote]Please resist the temptation of stimulating he, she, or more likely 'it' from commenting. If he, she, or it had twice as wit then he, she or it would be a half-wit. As it is, he, she, or it seems to contribute to the spoiling of an otherwise acceptable day for most readers gifted with more than one functioning brain-cell, but I suppose it's better than he, she, or it setting fire to cats or pulling the wings off butterflies.[/p][/quote]its okay, he has to go a pray 5 times a day. so he wont be here all the time. swanleyperson
  • Score: 7

8:35pm Fri 25 Jul 14

Gypo.Joe says...

swanleyperson wrote:
neighbour wrote:
swanleyperson wrote:
Wheres gypsie Joseph? Hes/she/not sure would love this opptuinty to winge about our next great leader, paul golding.
Please resist the temptation of stimulating he, she, or more likely 'it' from commenting. If he, she, or it had twice as wit then he, she or it would be a half-wit. As it is, he, she, or it seems to contribute to the spoiling of an otherwise acceptable day for most readers gifted with more than one functioning brain-cell, but I suppose it's better than he, she, or it setting fire to cats or pulling the wings off butterflies.
its okay, he has to go a pray 5 times a day. so he wont be here all the time.
Sorry boi stuck in traffic today so a bit scarce, know what I mean like innit.


My fan base in growing by the day on me FB page. What else can I say son.

I tells it like it is, take it or leave it. If ya don't like it don't read it boi.

THAnK yoU
[quote][p][bold]swanleyperson[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]neighbour[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]swanleyperson[/bold] wrote: Wheres gypsie Joseph? Hes/she/not sure would love this opptuinty to winge about our next great leader, paul golding.[/p][/quote]Please resist the temptation of stimulating he, she, or more likely 'it' from commenting. If he, she, or it had twice as wit then he, she or it would be a half-wit. As it is, he, she, or it seems to contribute to the spoiling of an otherwise acceptable day for most readers gifted with more than one functioning brain-cell, but I suppose it's better than he, she, or it setting fire to cats or pulling the wings off butterflies.[/p][/quote]its okay, he has to go a pray 5 times a day. so he wont be here all the time.[/p][/quote]Sorry boi stuck in traffic today so a bit scarce, know what I mean like innit. My fan base in growing by the day on me FB page. What else can I say son. I tells it like it is, take it or leave it. If ya don't like it don't read it boi. THAnK yoU Gypo.Joe
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12:42pm Sun 3 Aug 14

madras says...

Are you sure it's not the local council's way to stop people from nicking the lampposts (there's value in scrap metal!)?
Are you sure it's not the local council's way to stop people from nicking the lampposts (there's value in scrap metal!)? madras
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