Fire crews called to help nine men with rings stuck on their penises

News Shopper: Fire crews called to help nine men with rings stuck on their penises Fire crews called to help nine men with rings stuck on their penises

The London Fire Brigade said today that is has been called out to deal with nine men who had rings stuck on their penises.

They say the number of incidents involving people being stuck or trapped in objects like handcuffs and toilet seats has risen over the last three years. 

The new figures have prompted calls from fire chiefs for people to think carefully before dialling 999.

In the last three years the capital’s fire crews have been called out to:

- 18 incidents involving children with their heads stuck in potties or toilet seats

- Five incidents involving people’s hands being stuck in shredders

- 79 incidents involving people being trapped in handcuffs

- Nine instances of men with rings stuck on their penises.

- Four incidents where people had their hands stuck in blenders

- 17 incidents involving children with their fingers stuck in toys, including one with lego stuck on his finger

The Brigade said that in the past its crews have been called to a man whose penis was stuck in a toaster, and another with his manhood trapped in a vacuum cleaner.

Despite the unusual nature of some of the incidents, the brigade was keen to stress that people should always call 999 in the case of a genuine emergency.

Third Officer, Dave Brown, said: “Some of the incidents our firefighters are called out could be prevented with a little common sense. I don’t know whether it’s the Fifty Shades effect, but the number of incidents involving items like handcuffs seems to have gone up.

"I’m sure most people will be fifty shades of red by the time our crews arrive to free them.

“I’d like to remind everyone that 999 is an emergency number and should only be used as such. When firefighters are out attending to some of these avoidable  incidents, someone else could be in real need of emergency assistance.

“If there’s a genuine emergency, fire crews will of course attend and will be on the scene to help within minutes.”

 

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3:02pm Wed 18 Jun 14

PaulErith says...

Ha ha, I was slightly mislead by the headline. I thought it meant that it was a single incident where 9 men were in a house with rings on their todger!
Ha ha, I was slightly mislead by the headline. I thought it meant that it was a single incident where 9 men were in a house with rings on their todger! PaulErith
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3:04pm Wed 18 Jun 14

PaulErith says...

...penis stuck in a toaster!! Really!
...penis stuck in a toaster!! Really! PaulErith
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3:35pm Wed 18 Jun 14

white rabbit9 says...

Curiosity I guess? How embarrasing.
Curiosity I guess? How embarrasing. white rabbit9
  • Score: 14

4:44pm Wed 18 Jun 14

ron.1952 says...

I refuse to answer as I may incriminate myself. Anyway I always go to A & E, so much more understanding there, more so than any old common hairy arsed fireman dear.


Ronny ( and I'm blushing ) xx
I refuse to answer as I may incriminate myself. Anyway I always go to A & E, so much more understanding there, more so than any old common hairy arsed fireman dear. Ronny ( and I'm blushing ) xx ron.1952
  • Score: 1

5:08pm Wed 18 Jun 14

Bambi* says...

PaulErith wrote:
...penis stuck in a toaster!! Really!
Mind boggling...guess they thought they were hot stuff lol
[quote][p][bold]PaulErith[/bold] wrote: ...penis stuck in a toaster!! Really![/p][/quote]Mind boggling...guess they thought they were hot stuff lol Bambi*
  • Score: 12

6:45pm Wed 18 Jun 14

Teaspoon says...

ron.1952 - My guess is this has NOT happened to you otherwise you'd know that hospitals do not have the equipment to remove such items from such places. The metal is extremely thick and only metal cutters or an angle grinder will cut through it in most cases.

Bet you wouldn't complain if you had a female firefighter would you!
ron.1952 - My guess is this has NOT happened to you otherwise you'd know that hospitals do not have the equipment to remove such items from such places. The metal is extremely thick and only metal cutters or an angle grinder will cut through it in most cases. Bet you wouldn't complain if you had a female firefighter would you! Teaspoon
  • Score: 5

8:07pm Wed 18 Jun 14

paulbexleyheath says...

rubber **** rings are much easier to get off when you have finished hehe
rubber **** rings are much easier to get off when you have finished hehe paulbexleyheath
  • Score: 12

9:01pm Wed 18 Jun 14

ron.1952 says...

paulbexleyheath wrote:
rubber **** rings are much easier to get off when you have finished hehe
Exactly Paul. Some of us have extremely large members though and a nice male nurse in A & E lending their expertise helps in an awkward situation when you have a raging one on.

Teaspoon if I may dare to suggest you seem to know an awful lot about this subject dear.

Ronny x
[quote][p][bold]paulbexleyheath[/bold] wrote: rubber **** rings are much easier to get off when you have finished hehe[/p][/quote]Exactly Paul. Some of us have extremely large members though and a nice male nurse in A & E lending their expertise helps in an awkward situation when you have a raging one on. Teaspoon if I may dare to suggest you seem to know an awful lot about this subject dear. Ronny x ron.1952
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9:50pm Wed 18 Jun 14

mouthalmighty says...

Bambi* wrote:
PaulErith wrote:
...penis stuck in a toaster!! Really!
Mind boggling...guess they thought they were hot stuff lol
Nuff said!!!?

Hhhhha!!!
[quote][p][bold]Bambi*[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]PaulErith[/bold] wrote: ...penis stuck in a toaster!! Really![/p][/quote]Mind boggling...guess they thought they were hot stuff lol[/p][/quote]Nuff said!!!? Hhhhha!!! mouthalmighty
  • Score: 6

6:14am Thu 19 Jun 14

ISaidThis says...

Bambi* wrote:
PaulErith wrote:
...penis stuck in a toaster!! Really!
Mind boggling...guess they thought they were hot stuff lol
I presume they fancied a bit of crumpet.
[quote][p][bold]Bambi*[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]PaulErith[/bold] wrote: ...penis stuck in a toaster!! Really![/p][/quote]Mind boggling...guess they thought they were hot stuff lol[/p][/quote]I presume they fancied a bit of crumpet. ISaidThis
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11:07am Thu 19 Jun 14

reasonable75 says...

Teaspoon wrote:
ron.1952 - My guess is this has NOT happened to you otherwise you'd know that hospitals do not have the equipment to remove such items from such places. The metal is extremely thick and only metal cutters or an angle grinder will cut through it in most cases.

Bet you wouldn't complain if you had a female firefighter would you!
An angle grinder ??????

Ooops - it slipped
[quote][p][bold]Teaspoon[/bold] wrote: ron.1952 - My guess is this has NOT happened to you otherwise you'd know that hospitals do not have the equipment to remove such items from such places. The metal is extremely thick and only metal cutters or an angle grinder will cut through it in most cases. Bet you wouldn't complain if you had a female firefighter would you![/p][/quote]An angle grinder ?????? Ooops - it slipped reasonable75
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11:15am Thu 19 Jun 14

Gypo.Joe says...

Leave off Ron, far to much information boi.

Why would anyone in their right mind put any type of ring on their Hampton ?


Answers please ?
Leave off Ron, far to much information boi. Why would anyone in their right mind put any type of ring on their Hampton ? Answers please ? Gypo.Joe
  • Score: 1

1:26pm Thu 19 Jun 14

RVD420 says...

Surely it's not that rare for a man to have his penis stuck in a ring in certain parts of the country such as Brighton
Surely it's not that rare for a man to have his penis stuck in a ring in certain parts of the country such as Brighton RVD420
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1:42pm Thu 19 Jun 14

PaulErith says...

Gypo.Joe wrote:
Leave off Ron, far to much information boi.

Why would anyone in their right mind put any type of ring on their Hampton ?


Answers please ?
People get it blooming pierced, so I guess compared to that, it's not that extreme.
[quote][p][bold]Gypo.Joe[/bold] wrote: Leave off Ron, far to much information boi. Why would anyone in their right mind put any type of ring on their Hampton ? Answers please ?[/p][/quote]People get it blooming pierced, so I guess compared to that, it's not that extreme. PaulErith
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1:49pm Thu 19 Jun 14

reasonable75 says...

PaulErith wrote:
Gypo.Joe wrote:
Leave off Ron, far to much information boi.

Why would anyone in their right mind put any type of ring on their Hampton ?


Answers please ?
People get it blooming pierced, so I guess compared to that, it's not that extreme.
Prince Albert?
[quote][p][bold]PaulErith[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Gypo.Joe[/bold] wrote: Leave off Ron, far to much information boi. Why would anyone in their right mind put any type of ring on their Hampton ? Answers please ?[/p][/quote]People get it blooming pierced, so I guess compared to that, it's not that extreme.[/p][/quote]Prince Albert? reasonable75
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2:43pm Thu 19 Jun 14

Marty1979 says...

reasonable75 wrote:
Teaspoon wrote:
ron.1952 - My guess is this has NOT happened to you otherwise you'd know that hospitals do not have the equipment to remove such items from such places. The metal is extremely thick and only metal cutters or an angle grinder will cut through it in most cases.

Bet you wouldn't complain if you had a female firefighter would you!
An angle grinder ??????

Ooops - it slipped
If I was stupid enough to get something stuck over my old man I don't think I'd want an angle grinder anywhere near it
[quote][p][bold]reasonable75[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Teaspoon[/bold] wrote: ron.1952 - My guess is this has NOT happened to you otherwise you'd know that hospitals do not have the equipment to remove such items from such places. The metal is extremely thick and only metal cutters or an angle grinder will cut through it in most cases. Bet you wouldn't complain if you had a female firefighter would you![/p][/quote]An angle grinder ?????? Ooops - it slipped[/p][/quote]If I was stupid enough to get something stuck over my old man I don't think I'd want an angle grinder anywhere near it Marty1979
  • Score: 3

7:35pm Thu 19 Jun 14

Bexs1975 says...

I think 'The Vote' question wording under article could have been worded maybe a little better - absolutely superb haha
I think 'The Vote' question wording under article could have been worded maybe a little better - absolutely superb haha Bexs1975
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9:32pm Thu 19 Jun 14

Teaspoon says...

ron1952 - lol. Unfortunately I do know a bit about it! But not because I know anyone personally who has experienced it!... keep guessing! And I'm not a nurse.
ron1952 - lol. Unfortunately I do know a bit about it! But not because I know anyone personally who has experienced it!... keep guessing! And I'm not a nurse. Teaspoon
  • Score: 2

4:21pm Fri 20 Jun 14

ron.1952 says...

Teaspoon wrote:
ron1952 - lol. Unfortunately I do know a bit about it! But not because I know anyone personally who has experienced it!... keep guessing! And I'm not a nurse.
I know you you're a pole dancer in the Royal Vauxhall Tavern.


Ron xx
[quote][p][bold]Teaspoon[/bold] wrote: ron1952 - lol. Unfortunately I do know a bit about it! But not because I know anyone personally who has experienced it!... keep guessing! And I'm not a nurse.[/p][/quote]I know you you're a pole dancer in the Royal Vauxhall Tavern. Ron xx ron.1952
  • Score: 1

6:25pm Fri 20 Jun 14

Harold Larwood says...

Just glad they illustrated the article with a library picture of....a ring. Presumably they couldn't find a photo of a man with his todger out, arms folded, looking grumpy.
Just glad they illustrated the article with a library picture of....a ring. Presumably they couldn't find a photo of a man with his todger out, arms folded, looking grumpy. Harold Larwood
  • Score: 3

12:28pm Mon 23 Jun 14

Teaspoon says...

ron1952 - LOL I DON'T THINK SO! I couldn't do that if I tried.

So this is where you spend your time? Thanks for telling everyone hmmm interesting!
ron1952 - LOL I DON'T THINK SO! I couldn't do that if I tried. So this is where you spend your time? Thanks for telling everyone hmmm interesting! Teaspoon
  • Score: 1

7:38pm Mon 23 Jun 14

ron.1952 says...

Teaspoon wrote:
ron1952 - LOL I DON'T THINK SO! I couldn't do that if I tried.

So this is where you spend your time? Thanks for telling everyone hmmm interesting!
I have been known to frequent such establishments, don't knock it until you've tried it. ( If you know what I mean) . Any port in a storm and all that sailor. I do love a gentleman in uniform though.

Ronster x
[quote][p][bold]Teaspoon[/bold] wrote: ron1952 - LOL I DON'T THINK SO! I couldn't do that if I tried. So this is where you spend your time? Thanks for telling everyone hmmm interesting![/p][/quote]I have been known to frequent such establishments, don't knock it until you've tried it. ( If you know what I mean) . Any port in a storm and all that sailor. I do love a gentleman in uniform though. Ronster x ron.1952
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